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 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 10:35 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Seriously, what is better than jazz and cocktails?

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 10:38 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

You make a convincing case.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 10:47 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

What's better? Fish n' chips with lashings of beer. Your snobbishness sickens me.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 10:48 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

What's better? Fish n' chips with lashings of beer. Your snobbishness sickens me.

Ha ha!

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 11:00 AM   
 By:   mgh   (Member)

both sound great to me.

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 11:00 AM   
 By:   mgh   (Member)

both sound great to me.

(I guess I had to say it twice. Sure, that's what happened.)

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 2:46 PM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Cocktails, to me, are a comedy drink you have when you're on holiday, usually abroad.
The most fun is actually derived from picking the one you're gonna order.
The missus likes them, but even she admits one is enough, or two, but only if it's happy hour.
They're not like beer, or wine, or whiskey, which you can drink all day AND night without feeling sick or ending up talking shite.
Most of the time, after the first two or three slurps, the fun quickly goes away, and you're left sucking really sweet fruit juices and shit loads of ice. Bo-ring.
I imagine young children would like them, possibly without the alcohol, and indeed they do do children's versions of them, usually in the same bar you ordered your ridiculously priced adult ones.
And all jazz is shite, but especially that progressive type. Who da fuck can listen to that without going out and killing someone.
Sorry Onya, you did ask.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 2:59 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

They're not like beer, or wine, or whiskey, which you can drink all day AND night without feeling sick or ending up talking shite.

You clearly know nothing about cocktails. Or music. Try doing some research on topics before you write about them. Until then, I will read comments from people who vaguely know what they are talking about.

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:11 PM   
 By:   Thomas   (Member)

This is the most Onya type thread I could ever think of!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:14 PM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Okay, I'm back, after a serious bout of research.
Cocktails...(meaning)...ridiculously over-priced fruit juices, with a smidgen of alcohol, usually imbibed by young children (non alcoholic variety) and women...on holiday.
There was a write up about jazz, but it was very long winded and pretentious. It said best sampled with over priced fruit juices.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:15 PM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

I love those last two posts. The comedy edge is sharp - so much so that an "outsider" would fail to grasp the parody. Having known the two artists personally for many decades I can safely say that their level of humo(u)r may evade the majority, but these two are still very much at the top of their game, make no mistake.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:16 PM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Kev - could you delete your latest post please? It makes mine seem less witty. Thanx!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:18 PM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Actually, don't wipe it. We're all on the same wavelength. Superior intellects which normal scum wouldn't "get".

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:20 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Okay, I'm back, after a serious bout of research.
Cocktails...(meaning)...ridiculously over-priced fruit juices, with a smidgen of alcohol, usually imbibed by young children (non alcoholic variety) and women...on holiday.
There was a write up about jazz, but it was very long winded and pretentious. It said best sampled with over priced fruit juices.


You are embarrassing yourself.

Why don't you tell us about nuclear physics, since you seem to know so much about a wide range of topics?

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:24 PM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Guy walks into a cocktail bar and asks for the 'Thelonious Monk' (it's a jazz cocktail bar).
The waiter throws a bucket full of ice and fruit juices at him...and farts in his face!!

(Improv joke, invented...23.24 UK time...by me)

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:25 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Seriously, what is better than jazz and cocktails?

Glad they work for you.

Seriously, they wouldn't be the best for me. I'm not a jazz lover. For me the "better" would be
melodic films scores (Barry and Bernstein would suffice) and a fine Cabernet Sauvignon.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:42 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

You start a thread on a topic, and a bunch of humorless celebrates respond, even though they know nothing of the topic.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 3:46 PM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Is the STAR WARS Main Title jazz?
That's fkn brilliant if it is.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 4:20 PM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

Is the STAR WARS Main Title jazz?
That's fkn brilliant if it is.


You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Your wife had some rotgut, and all of a sudden your're an expert on coctkails. If I were married to you, I too would be desperate to drink anything that was set in front of me.

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 5:45 PM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

Sounds like video material.
Jazz and cocktails staring Charlie Parker and mr dogbelle ??

 
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