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That's a really good trailer. Here's hoping for a dramatic 'Sommersby'-style score. Elfman seems like a good choice for this.
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Younger woman entering into a marriage because somebody else thinks it's a good idea.
CHECK.
Younger woman doesn't love the older man. CHECK.
Younger woman has her naked body painted by an young man. CHECK.
Younger woman falls for the younger man. CHECK.
Young man looks like Leonardo DeCrapio. CHECK.
The two want to escape and fear what might happen if they are caught. CHECK.
OMG -- it's "Titanic" in a castle.
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Yeah, yeah, we get it. Canada is the best. Screw you, man.
No kidding. It's a miracle Ryan can even get the CDs into his player, what with how sticky his hands must be due to all the maple syrup. He probably keeps tripping all over discarded Tim Horton's food packaging and Curling stones on way across the room too. Jeeze, give me a break. He probably won't even see this for hours because he's busy staring lovingly at all his Justin Trudeau commemorative plate-ware.
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Yeah, yeah, we get it. Canada is the best. Screw you, man.
No kidding. It's a miracle Ryan can even get the CDs into his player, what with how sticky his hands must be due to all the maple syrup. He probably keeps tripping all over discarded Tim Horton's food packaging and Curling stones on way across the room too. Jeeze, give me a break. He probably won't even see this for hours because he's busy staring lovingly at all his Justin Trudeau commemorative plate-ware.
This is all true.
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I really want to be blown away by something Elfman has been doing in the past five-ish years, but more and more, it just sounds like his heart isn't in it anymore. It just sounds like noodling over Desplat outtakes.
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