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 Posted:   Jul 11, 2016 - 4:17 PM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

Bolton are apparently getting a German winger who plays for the Afghanistan national team, Josef Shirdel.

I think he played German Div 4, so you know he's good.

http://lionofviennasuite.sbnation.com/2016/7/10/12142768/breaking-news-bolton-wanderers-to-sign-afghanistan-international

 
 Posted:   Jul 11, 2016 - 4:55 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

German div 4? Fkn ell, that good? Thats like 1 of our conference players going to play in bundesliga 2!

West ham have taken a Besiktas player on loan for a year. Gokhan or somfin.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 5:12 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

it has been tortuously dull.
Like an insurance seminar.


Oi! Was that aimed at me? I'll have you know it was rivetting.

Actually it was pants.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 5:15 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Speaking of insurance, good news for one of my good pals in the London insurance market - this kid's dad...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36764448

 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 5:44 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Bolton AND insurance talk on the football thread?!? Has Roy Hodgson registered two different usernames at the FSM board?!?

or is it just the ghost of some schlocky B-movie actor who gets a pass because he's English? wink I'm talking communicating through a Ouija Board to YOU Sir Christopher Lee and Sir(?) Peter Cushing!

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 6:41 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

It isn't right to mock the spirits of deceased English national institutions, as there are people who still claim that they can see their ghostly white forms cavorting through the motions of what once made them great.

But enough about Bolton...

big grin

Sorry Dav - couldn't resist[endspoiler]

 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 8:28 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

It isn't right to mock the spirits of deceased English national institutions, as there are people who still claim that they can see their ghostly white forms cavorting through the motions of what once made them great.

But enough about Bolton and Leeds..

big grin

Sorry Dav and Chris- couldn't resist[endspoiler]


Corrected for completeness.

 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 9:12 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

it has been tortuously dull.
Like an insurance seminar.


Oi! Was that aimed at me? I'll have you know it was rivetting.

Actually it was pants.


actually.....i was thinking Steve martin slaughtering John candy in Planes trains...

"i could take any insurance seminar...for days...and theyd say How can you stand it? And id say "coz i been with Del Griffith...!"

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 9:17 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

It isn't right to mock the spirits of deceased English national institutions, as there are people who still claim that they can see their ghostly white forms cavorting through the motions of what once made them great.

But enough about Bolton and Leeds..

big grin

Sorry Dav and Chris- couldn't resist[endspoiler]


Corrected for completeness.



Truthful bastard![endspoiler]

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 9:27 AM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

This is all getting a bit rude!

I've not looked at any of the fixtures yet but tend to love the first day of the season!

Of course, no match of the day or highlights for me i just have to read about reports after. But i'll be at the pub for 11am to watch the second half of whatever premier league match they're showing.

 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:03 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Chelsea west ham now the monday night sky game opening weekend.

But if we are going to get onto that shit....then maybe its time to start the football thread.
And sign off the heading of this one...2015-2016. ??

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:08 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Only TG has the POWER to close out the thread by inserting the season/year in the title!
Or so the ghost of Barbara Windsor told me!

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:09 AM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

Who's the ref? who blows the whistle?

Do we now have a thread called THE FOOTBALL THREAD: FERGIE TIME

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:10 AM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

Only TG has the POWER to close out the thread by inserting the season/year in the title!
Or so the ghost of Barbara Windsor told me!


I'll turn you all into ghosts if you keep up this ghost quoting business!!!!

 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:17 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

I didnt know Barbara windsor was in Hammer films?!

Only ghosts of Hammer stalwarts visit me with their football predictions.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:20 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

I dunno, Babs was scarier than any Hammer film I ever saw!

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:29 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Only TG has the POWER to close out the thread by inserting the season/year in the title!
Or so the ghost of Barbara Windsor told me!



The ghost of John Charles has told me that it's okay to bring this sorry thread to a conclusion. He'd encourage some other so-an-so to start another one in the hope that his beloved Leeds can be in the Premier League by the time that it, too, grinds to a close.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:38 AM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

the ghost of the ghoust and mrs muir told me yer all flippin' nutjobs and can now stop saying ghosts are telling stuff and things and whatever.

you bunch of long island psychics.

 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:44 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Look when i get a good running gag, wanderer, im gonna beat it into the ground.

Maybe you didnt see the christopher lee original threads - if not, all will be explained.

Anyway i may continue forthcoming predictions for the new season should any visitations occur.

wink

just remember it is only ghosts of Hammer actors that can accurately predict football matches. Ghosts of Carry On films know fk all about football. !!

 
 Posted:   Jul 12, 2016 - 10:47 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

All of this great ghost talk makes me miss Bill's old "Gareth Bale" running gag.

Keep on beatin' that tired humor drum, Bill-o!

 
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