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 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:36 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

'cause when I watched the first 40 minutes (so I could hear the score) a few nights ago, I saw more cute guys in

a) tight jeans
b) shorts
c) bikini underwear

with their butts pointed towards the camera (or in revealing profile) than I experienced in a ANY non-gay movie in a LONG time.

And I wasn't even lookin' for it.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:38 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)


Criswell predicts a firestorm of both postings of pictures of guys in a) tight jeans, b) shorts and c) bikini underwear will be countered with cries of outrage from the non-gay so quickly that this thread will be shut down without us ever learning if JAWS III was a gay movie or not.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:38 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

It's sooooo gay.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:39 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

Looks like Criswell REALLY can predict the future . . .

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:45 PM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley - what the fuck you talk'n about? Granted I have NOT seen the film; I stopped after Jaws2. Of course you realize that now I have to put this title into my Netflix queue to see points you mentioned, and of course, thanks to you....Netflix will have a very long wait now to rent this!
Is 'Jaws III' a gay movie? Well, possibly, if the shark took it's teeth out!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:46 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

I don't know if JAWS III is a gay movie, but I definitely know it's a crap movie. big grin

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:47 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)


Is 'Jaws III' a gay movie? Well, possibly, if the shark took it's teeth out.


You did NOT just say this.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 3:51 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley - what the fuck you talk'n about? Granted I have NOT seen the film; I stopped after Jaws2.

Yes, don't criticize other people's butts until you've seen the butts yourself. I hate it when you people TALK about butts but have never actually VISITED the butts.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:01 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Hey, I saw all those butts in 3-friggin'-D when it was released theatrically! I still have the 3-D glasses somewhere around here. I was just a wee 12-year old, and I don't remember butts, boobs or anything else really except the overacting and claustrophobic sets. Oh, and I remember a severed hand floating in the water.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:04 PM   
 By:   ahem   (Member)

I always found the film cheap looking, and not just because of all of the political special effects that helped sink the film (excuse the lame pun). Consdiering the movie was directed by a reputable production designer, it looks less Ken Adam and more Irwin Allen. That underwater park looked like a Corman reject and the cinematography is sub TV movie. Even JAWS 4, with it's often magic hour lighting at least looked like a movie, albeit a bad one!

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:08 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

I was just a wee 12-year old, and I don't remember butts, boobs or anything else

It is possible that at age 12, men's butts might not have meant much to you...


...yet.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:10 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Hey, I saw all those butts in 3-friggin'-D when it was released theatrically! I still have the 3-D glasses somewhere around here.

Try taking them to a screening of the film now. Now that you are older and can appreciate the physiques of Dennis Quaid, et. al., see if anything "pops out" at you.

[snicker!]

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:12 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

I was just a wee 12-year old, and I don't remember butts, boobs or anything else

It is possible that at age 12, men's butts might not have meant much to you...


...yet.


Not in June of '83...but by August or September '83...well...things change.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:17 PM   
 By:   Francis   (Member)

I don't know if JAWS III is a gay movie, but I definitely know it's a crap movie. big grin

Hehe, I'll second that. A turd in 3D is still a turd.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:19 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)



Not in June of '83...but by August or September '83...well...things change.


Tell us, Volde-dyce, was it Dennis Quaid who tempted you to The Other Side?

Or were there too many of them and it was so dark?

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 4:56 PM   
 By:   PhiladelphiaSon   (Member)

'cause when I watched the first 40 minutes (so I could hear the score) a few nights ago, I saw more cute guys in

a) tight jeans
b) shorts
c) bikini underwear

with their butts pointed towards the camera (or in revealing profile) than I experienced in a ANY non-gay movie in a LONG time.

And I wasn't even lookin' for it.


I don't recall anything particularly gay about it, but I do recall that it was the worst 3D movie ever made. Even the low-budget X-Rated The Stewardesses had better 3D effects.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 6:20 PM   
 By:   Alex Klein   (Member)

Any film that has Lea Thompson in it is FAR from gay.

Alex

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 6:24 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

I don't recall anything particularly gay about it, but I do recall that it was the worst 3D movie ever made. Even the low-budget X-Rated The Stewardesses had better 3D effects.

It was cheesy as hell, even as cheap and silly as a close-up of a syringe squirting fluid in 3-D. Whoopty-doo!

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 6:25 PM   
 By:   Scott M (Oldsmith)   (Member)

Everything's gay.

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2008 - 6:26 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)



Not in June of '83...but by August or September '83...well...things change.


Tell us, Volde-dyce, was it Dennis Quaid who tempted you to The Other Side?

Or were there too many of them and it was so dark?


Nobody in Jaws 3-D had any influence on me whatsoever. It sure wasn't Lou Gossett. razz I dunno who or what "turned" me. It was probably something in one of my grandpa's issues of Penthouse.

 
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