Our Prince Damian doesn't just post impertinent rubbish in every thread whilst awaiting retirement's end, he also evades certain death without a wife or a girlfriend whilst consuming hideous meals at his parents' home.
It's like a visual representation of any of the James Bond threads on this site
The protagonist in the garden film is more athletic than Roger Moore, and infinitely more charismatic than Dalton or Craig...especially Dalton, who is the worst Bond ever.