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 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 6:41 PM   
 By:   RR   (Member)

Challenge:

Name three "classic" movies that just don't do it for you.

To get it started, here's my list.

"The Graduate". Maybe it's too much of its time for me to relate to. And Anne Bancroft comes of as creepy and abusive.

"The English Patient". I hated all the characters in in. It seemed like it was purposefully hostile to me. (Just after I met my husband, we discovered our mutual dislike for this movie. I'm sure it's just a co-incidence I married him. Really.)

"Ben-Hur". Yup. Going there. It's a great movie. Until the chariot race ends. Then, it's such a crashing bore that it erases the excitement of the movie until the end credits.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 7:29 PM   
 By:   Metryq   (Member)

CITIZEN KANE comes to mind. Oh, I know it has some noteworthy film gimmicks, like the crane-through-the-skylight shot. But overall I found it tedious. The anti-climax got me very annoyed with all the people who pushed the movie on me. "A sled? That's it? I sat through all of this for a sled?"

Having seen it, at least I understood when THE SIMPSONS spoofed it.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 7:56 PM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

Blade Runner...own it on Blu-Ray, admire the hell out of it for it's haunting visuals, but do I like it? Not so much.

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 9:31 PM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Well, I can list dozens of very popular movies that just don't do it for me, but the title of this thread opens a debate as to just what is a "classic" movie.

For instance, I wouldn't call THE ENGLISH PATIENT a classic film. It's only twenty years old, and although generally very well reviewed and a Best Picture Oscar winner, I also found it rather a bore on a second viewing and overlong and somewhat ponderous. I think it needs to age in the bottle a few more years before it can gain classic status, if at all.

THE DEER HUNTER has been talked about in another thread on it's director's recent death and that movie I could agree is now a classic movie, if only as an example of the best of '70s movies. I thought it a great movie when I first saw it when it was originally released, but I don't find it that entertaining now. The last time I caught it on satellite, it only held my attention for around 15 minutes, then I changed the channel. But is that the movie's fault, or just my own over-exposure to it?

I've probably seen it around six times completely since it came out. That's not that many times considering it's been nearly forty years since it came out. So, maybe it is something about the film itself?

 
 Posted:   Jul 4, 2016 - 10:01 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Wizard of Oz- Just never warmed up to this. Found it to juvenile. Though the Witch melting scared me as a kid.

Metropolis- Can't get into silent films though I admit it looks amazing and admire the technical achievement.

Lawrence of Arabia- To long and draggy. Was surprised by some of the violence.


There's plenty of classics Ive never seen because they don't interest me like The Godfather and Exorcist.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 1:06 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Wizard of Oz- Just never warmed up to this. Found it to juvenile. Though the Witch melting scared me as a kid.

Metropolis- Can't get into silent films though I admit it looks amazing and admire the technical achievement.

Lawrence of Arabia- To long and draggy. Was surprised by some of the violence.


There's plenty of classics Ive never seen because they don't interest me like The Godfather and Exorcist.


But you have seen THE SAND PEBBLES, right?

Love THE WIZARD OF OZ and LAWRENCE OF ARABIA. Really can't imagine not liking them, but I do find most of METROPOLIS a chore to sit through.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 1:29 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

This is going to turn into a thread where people say "How can you not appreciate X film, its a true classic! What are you, a stupid person?"
wink
ive already gone to type that twice! Ha ha

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 2:51 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Tons of 'em, the only longer list would not very good films that I love. Anyway:

Chinatown '74 - I maybe should have seen this at the time, I caught up with it a couple of years ago, & found it a bit boring.

Blade Runner '82 - Style over content, there's no way I could sit through it again.

The Thing '82 - I did see this at the cinema at the time & was very disappointed with it, & if anything it's gone down in my estimation. Great special effects, but...a hero that's a miserable idiot (as I remember, the first scene with him is he's playing a video game, it beats him, so he wrecks it!). There's not one likable person in it (& no women), so I didn't care what happened to any of them, so it's just going from one special effects set up to another, & then it ends.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 3:56 AM   
 By:   jenkwombat   (Member)

Lots of them. Do we have to limit them to just three?

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 5:56 AM   
 By:   Thor   (Member)

Several, like most others.

But three I can think of, off the top of my head:

PERSONA - Ingmar Bergman (I prefer his earlier stuff)
ANNIE HALL - Woody Allen (never really cared for any of Allen's films)
DR. NO - Terence Young (or any of the classic Bonds, really....never cared for most of the pre-Brosnan Bonds)

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 6:12 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

This is going to turn into a thread where people say "How can you not appreciate X film, its a true classic! What are you, a stupid person?"
wink
ive already gone to type that twice! Ha ha


I tried to list some movies but realized they weren't really classcs to begin with, outside of this nerdy forum.

Having said that, I believe that if someone is going to make a list of three films they don't like, they should provide three "good" classic movies similar in subject or of the same decade that they would suggest instead.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 6:15 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Several, like most others.

But three I can think of, off the top of my head:

PERSONA - Ingmar Bergman (I prefer his earlier stuff)
ANNIE HALL - Woody Allen (never really cared for any of Allen's films)
DR. NO - Terence Young (or any of the classic Bonds, really....never cared for most of the pre-Brosnan Bonds)


Thor! We agree on something! ANNIE HALL doesn't do it for me much either. But....

MANHATTAN... different story. Love that movie. Generally I like Woody Allen's movies, especially RADIO DAYS.

I also agree with the mention of Carpenter's THE THING. Hawk's THE THING (FROM ANOTHER WORLD), a classic. Carpenter's THE THING, just a thing of a movie.

Sticking to Science Fiction movies... I really don't like ALIEN that much. It's shallow. And whatever the big deal is with BLADE RUNNER eludes me.

And I can't believe I'm going to type this, but.... FORBIDDEN PLANET.... really hokey and boring. I don't hate it, but I'm not crazy about it.

The big one though is STAR WARS, the original one. I'd like to scream from the top of the Empire State Building, WHAT THE HELL IS SO GREAT ABOUT THAT STUPID MOVIE?!!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 6:31 AM   
 By:   MikeP   (Member)

Gone With The Wind. I tried , really. An ex of mine loves it with all her heart and several tries to embrace and appreciate it just failed. The worst type of melodramatic soap opera. Epic, sure. But... ugh.

I'm going to lump Arthur & Tootsie together. Both are kinda viewed as 80's comedy classics ( Arthur more of a popular success than critical maybe? ) but both just left me cold. Don't get the raves for them.

It's A Wonderful Life another one where the approach to drama is very much of its time, over the top, with hokey sentiment. It doesn't work for me.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 6:36 AM   
 By:   Thor   (Member)

Thor! We agree on something! ANNIE HALL doesn't do it for me much either. But....

Well, that's a start, I guess, even if we disagree on everything else in your post (except maybe FORBIDDEN PLANET, which I agree is a hokey affair; remembered mostly for its groundbreaking score).

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 6:37 AM   
 By:   SBD   (Member)

Can't think of three, so I'll limit it to one:

What's Up, Doc?

While there are many funny people behind this movie, I found very little that was funny about the movie.

It played less like an updated screwball comedy than a half-formed melange of influences that interested Peter Bogdanovich (a screwball framework from Hawks, a thriller plot* from Hitchcock and a cartoony chase from Sennett with "Looney Tunes" references to taste).

I found Judy incredibly annoying; I'm still not sure if she loved Howard or just loved stirring stuff up. And Howard was such a dopey drip, I found it hard to believe he was a Doctor of Pepper, much less music.

The things I liked about the film had nothing to do with the main characters: despite little to work with, I thought Madeline Kahn was a delight and there were good moments with Kenneth Mars, Austin Pendleton and a shockingly young Randy Quaid.

* - About that thriller plot: this would later be popularized by Roger Ebert (who liked this film) as the Idiot Plot. There's all this scrambling about for the identical cases and not once does anyone look inside of them to see what's what.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 6:57 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Wizard of Oz- Just never warmed up to this. Found it to juvenile. Though the Witch melting scared me as a kid.

Metropolis- Can't get into silent films though I admit it looks amazing and admire the technical achievement.

Lawrence of Arabia- To long and draggy. Was surprised by some of the violence.


There's plenty of classics Ive never seen because they don't interest me like The Godfather and Exorcist.


But you have seen THE SAND PEBBLES, right?

Love THE WIZARD OF OZ and LAWRENCE OF ARABIA. Really can't imagine not liking them, but I do find most of METROPOLIS a chore to sit through.


Only saw five minutes of "The Sand Pebbles". I was channel surfing and came upon the film just when a guy was being tortured to death by a thousand cuts. It was an awful scene, and I could never get myself to watch the film again.

Funny how I manage through some classics and not others. I love "The Great Escape" and "Papillon for example".

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 7:26 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Gone With The Wind. I tried , really. An ex of mine loves it with all her heart and several tries to embrace and appreciate it just failed. The worst type of melodramatic soap opera. Epic, sure. But... ugh.

I'm half that way with Gone With The Wind. I find the first half great, always going forward, full of good scenes, but after the interval the second half just lays there & dies, really boring. I only have the Blu-ray for all the great extras.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 7:47 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)


Only saw five minutes of "The Sand Pebbles". I was channel surfing and came upon the film just when a guy was being tutored to death by a thousand cuts. It was an awful scene, and I could never get myself to watch the film again.

Funny how I manage through some classics and not others. I love "The Great Escape" and "Papillon for example".


PAPILLON is a much more brutal movie than THE SAND PEBBLES. I'd give the critical edge to THE SAND PEBBLES, too. Both movies are flawed, but I'd say TSP is the better of the two, which are my two favorite Steve McQueen movies, plus it's nice both are scored by Jerry Goldsmith. I'd say both scores are equal in quality and status.

I'm trying to take this thread seriously, but finding it hard. Just looking at one decade, I've tried considering the 1930s. I really can't think of three movies from that decade that are universally considered classics that I don't like. I've never been that crazy about GONE WITH THE WIND, for instance, but I can't say I don't like it.

It's easier for me to knock movies generally considered "great" from the last thirty or forty years.

And I think the term "classic" is thrown around far too loosely these days.

Limiting the subject to American "Hollywood Studio" motion pictures since their invention, the list of truly great and classic pictures can probably be counted on just three or four sets of hands.

My favorite movie, the original PLANET OF THE APES.... I really only seriously would call it a classic in terms of it being an American Science Fiction film. As art is it classic? It's awfully derivative and commercial, so probably not.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 8:21 AM   
 By:   vinylscrubber   (Member)

All this thread has accomplished is to expose the posters' particular tastes in movies (or lack thereof),
or, perhaps, the generational divide among our number.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2016 - 8:59 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)


The Thing '82 - I did see this at the cinema at the time & was very disappointed with it, & if anything it's gone down in my estimation. Great special effects, but...a hero that's a miserable idiot (as I remember, the first scene with him is he's playing a video game, it beats him, so he wrecks it!). There's not one likable person in it (& no women), so I didn't care what happened to any of them, so it's just going from one special effects set up to another, & then it ends.


 
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