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 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 4:24 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

They look, smell and taste like dog vomit. (I'm assuming the taste part since I never ate dog vomit)
Veggie burgers should be labeled as hazardous waste.

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 5:11 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

I think you might enjoy this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcI7jgkwdCM

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 5:50 PM   
 By:   jenkwombat   (Member)

...and Solium's "I don't like anything!" streak continues. wink

Seriously though, I've tasted Veggie Burgers. I used to practically live on them --- I was once a vegetarian. To me, they're just tasteless, bland. (Like most vegetarian food; part of why I stopped living that lifestyle. Life is just too short.) Anyway, it just takes a lot of ketchup or whatever to give them some taste. (Or, in your case, to cover the dog vomit taste.)

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 7:27 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Veggie Burger is an oxymoron. Like cheese-less pizza. No thanks.

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 7:35 PM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

I don't love veggie burgers as a concept, but you must understand that there's all types of them. To say you've tried veggie burgers it like saying you've tried eggs, or potatoes. There are shit veggie burgers that are just as bad as the shit beef patties you'd get in a school cafeteria. There are also delicious veggie burgers. There are black bean burgers and quinoa burgers and beet burgers that all get lumped in the category. If you go to a cheap burger joint and order the veggie burger it's probably not going to be great. But some places are very proud of their veggie burgers, with good reason.

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 7:42 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Hell, I've had some brilliant veggie-burgers.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 8:01 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

Hmmmm….never tried a veggie burger.
I did have vegetarian chili once, and it was delicious!
People have told me many times that portobello mushrooms "taste just like steak!"
Yeah…I'll believe that if I ever taste one.

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 8:41 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

You tried ONE BRAND of vegetable-burger, Solly*. There could be others that are better.

Although, I admit your current experience isn't much of an incentive to tour the freezer bin for another brand.....

*And it's too bad you chose the Dog Vomit flavor instead of the Asian or Mexican style. smile

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 9:19 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

Ya' know…dogs do eat their own vomit.
Maybe pet food manufacturers should market a "Dog Vomit Burger"!

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 9:27 PM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

They look, smell and taste like dog vomit. (I'm assuming the taste part since I never ate dog vomit)
Veggie burgers should be labeled as hazardous waste.


What are you talking about? Got something against vegtables?

I had a McDonald's quarter pounder last night, and you want to talk hazardous waste? You should have checked out my bowel movement the next morning!

Though, that shit was nowhere near as bad as Beneath the Planet of the Apes!

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 9:36 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

@ Justin Boggan - Indeed funny!

@ Jenkwombat - NOW THAT MADE ME LAUGH!*

* Author credit: DavidinBerkeley  

@ Adam B. - I agree. Vomit burger however is right on though.

@ Mastadge- Could be the case. There was only one brand in the freezer.

@ WILLIAMDMCCRUM- Know of a good brand?

@ Christopher Kinsinger- I hear theres a fish that tastes like steak.

@ DavidinBerkeley- See my response to Mastadge . Dog Vomit flavor? I should have read the fine print.

@ RoryR- Maybe they were ape burgers?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 9:50 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

RoryR…

Battle For The Planet Of The Apes is far, Far, FAR WORSE than Beneath The Planet Of The Apes!

Beneath is a McDonald's burger.
Battle is dog vomit!

big grin

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 10:07 PM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

RoryR…

Battle For The Planet Of The Apes is far, Far, FAR WORSE than Beneath The Planet Of The Apes!


What's with the hate for dog vomit? Most dogs eat better than most people. In fact, some people would be better off eating dog vomit than the crap they do eat.

Anyway, I feel sorry for poor little Battle. It can't help what it is, everyone involved was exhausted by that time, and no one compares Battle to Planet.

But not with Beneath, but then those that think it's as good as Planet are human mutants, and probably eat veggie burgers.

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 10:16 PM   
 By:   Sirusjr   (Member)

I've been eating quite a few different veggie burgers over the past few months so I can agree that there are many types and the quality varies widely. At Trader Joe's they have a number of style, my favorite is the Pizza Veggie Burger but their thai chili one is great as are the various western style ones with black beans. Burger Lounge also makes a fantastic Quinoa burger.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2016 - 10:46 PM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

I had Caerphilly burgers, they were pretty excellent. Made with Caerphilly cheese and other stuff. In a pub in Swindon of all places.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 10, 2016 - 12:38 AM   
 By:   Francis   (Member)

A good veggie burger for me is one that doesn't taste and chew like cardboard once prepared.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 10, 2016 - 1:01 AM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

RoryR…

Battle For The Planet Of The Apes is far, Far, FAR WORSE than Beneath The Planet Of The Apes!

Beneath is a McDonald's burger.
Battle is dog vomit!

big grin


And, though it started a really entertaining line of food, Planet of the apes is that burger that becomes more tasty to some than it really ever was as time progresses.

D.S.

 
 Posted:   Jun 10, 2016 - 4:08 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)


And, though it started a really entertaining line of food, Planet of the apes is that burger that becomes more tasty to some than it really ever was as time progresses.

D.S.


Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 10, 2016 - 4:14 AM   
 By:   Timmer   (Member)


People have told me many times that portobello mushrooms "taste just like steak!"
Yeah…I'll believe that if I ever taste one.


Portobello mushrooms are lovely Chris but you'll never believe it "taste just like steak" because they simply don't. wink


I'm not veggie but plenty of my friends are and I've had some fabulous veggie meals including great veggie burgers.

 
 Posted:   Jun 10, 2016 - 5:21 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)


People have told me many times that portobello mushrooms "taste just like steak!"


Zzzzzzzzz Oh, sorry! Just watching a double feature of Beneath and Battle there.

Did somebody say mushrooms? I figure that's about all the human mutants could have had to eat beneath the planet of the apes.

I also figure that's what those are that think Beneath is as good as Planet are consuming.

'CAUSE THEY GOTTA BE TRIPPIN'!!!!

Now back to the show....

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
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