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 Posted:   Oct 27, 2014 - 6:35 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Let's see how well you know the tongues of those over whom you have dominion. smile


Two lowland Scotsmen, a farmer and a tradesman. The farmer takes up a fabric.

"Oo?"

"Ay, oo."

"Aw oo?"

"Ay, aw oo."

"Aw ae oo?"

"Ay, aw ae oo."



What are they saying? Put your answer in spoiler text so others can guess and ask questions.

 
 Posted:   Oct 27, 2014 - 7:59 PM   
 By:   Heath   (Member)

Written out phonetics rarely translate successfully. I can only guess that, despite the business with the fabric, they are exchanging notes on their recent joint malpractice suit against a particularly incompetent brain surgeon.

 
 Posted:   Oct 27, 2014 - 7:59 PM   
 By:   Heath   (Member)

I could be wrong though.

 
 Posted:   Oct 27, 2014 - 8:39 PM   
 By:   Mr Greg   (Member)

Meh - I'm a Borderlands man - how am I supposed to understand this inbred shite????

Just kidding (and humble apologies to any lowlanders here!).

The fabric is Wool....the first part of the conversation is therefore "Wool?" "Yes, Wool".....the next bit I'm not entirely sure about....the final exchange is something like "Does the same job?" "Yep, does the same job"...

....or....something like that...

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 7:53 AM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Ah canna see Heath's spoilers above, coz ah'm oan ma smartyphone the day, but it's like this:

"Is it wool?"

"Yes, it's wool."

"All-wool?"

"Yes, it's all-wool."

"Is it all from one wool type?"

"Yes, it's all one wool."


Ye cud gae a step farther an' huv 'im ask if it's ALWAYS whole wool stuff he sells, which wud be:

"Aye aw ae oo?" (with that 'aye' pronounced 'Ay' as in 'day').

Then ye'd huv, "Aye, aye aw ae oo..."



As a farmer once said on being asked about crop rotation in a particular field, "We aye hae hay, and we aye will hae hay."

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 8:00 AM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Better still....

"Yes, I always have whole all-wool."

"Aye, Ah aye hae aw ae oo."

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 8:13 AM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 9:35 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Look at your shoes.

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 10:43 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Baxter straddles the thin line between the hitherto unquestioned, but soon to be vanquished might of BBC english and the arrival of Channel 4's WTF torpedo. "ZARRA-FACMAC," indeed!

As to the thread material - here's one interpretation :-

"Hello?"

"Hello to you."

"How are you?"

"Well, I'm fine."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I think so."


The brunette opposite Baxter in the academic lingo fact session reminds me of the psychiatrist who visits Malcolm Mcdowell in hospital and gets him to put words to the cartoon-like sketches she presents to him towards the end of A Clockwork Orange. There's something about her voice. In fact, it may very well be Pauline Taylor if I'm not at all mistaken.


Can you identify the color of the clothing she's wearing under the hospital garb?




This is fun, another take on things :-

"How much?"

"You heard me right."

"That can't be right?"

"I'm afraid that's what it sells for."

"Are you sure you've got it figured right?"

"Absolutely Mac, and I'm the one laughing all the way to the bank."

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 11:29 AM   
 By:   CinemaScope   (Member)



The brunette opposite Baxter in the academic lingo fact session reminds me of the psychiatrist who visits Malcolm Mcdowell in hospital and gets him to put words to the cartoon-like sketches she presents to him towards the end of A Clockwork Orange. There's something about her voice. In fact, it may very well be Pauline Taylor if I'm not at all mistaken.


I'm sure that's Jo Kendall. EDIT no, wrong.

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 11:39 AM   
 By:   Heath   (Member)

I don't think it's the Clockwork Orange actress, although the vocal similarities are striking. They both use a slightly exaggerated form of clipped pronounciation formerly called, somewhat derogatorily, "BBC English". The vocalisation was a deferential response to a so-called upper class (even Royal) way of speaking, and every poor bloody actor or presenter was expected to talk like that until the 60s. Thank god for the likes of Michael Caine and Connery! Interesting that that vocal mannerism was being sent up for comedy purposes way back then.

Sadly, that ridiculous fashion has made something of a comeback in UK broadcasting since the arrival of the Etonian mob in Britain's parliament. I hear a lot more upper-class twit accents on the telly these days - mostly pundits and journalists who seemed to arrive, somewhat suspiciously, out of knowhere in the last 5 years.

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 12:01 PM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

I've been trying to make the connection myself but I can't formally identify the actress alongside Baxter in the market sketch. Still, David's challenge of filling in the blanks does resound to the scene from CO that planted itself firmly in my head.

Does anyone know who Baxter's accomplice actually is?

Here is more Baxter Nor'ern mayhem :-



or

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 4:13 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Thank you to everyone who put their answer under spoiler text. (Negative princess point to those who did not! smile )



*****

I must credit Mr. Greg with first-est and closest.

Nobody got the last two, though, which are:

"All white wool?"

"Yes, all white wool."

 
 Posted:   Oct 28, 2014 - 9:17 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Awa wi' ye ....

'ae' is 'one' as in 'ae small step fer monkind ...' fae yon Neill Armstrong.

'Ane' is also 'one' or 'own'.


Ah'll prove it wi' a Scottish dictionary online, if there is such a thing.

What wud he be askin' aboot the colour for, if he's lookin' straight at it?




 
 Posted:   Oct 29, 2014 - 10:59 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)



"Aye, Ah aye hae aw ae oo."


i know this William. its what they sing at the beginning of The good the bad and the ugly - you just left off the 'wah wah wah!'

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 29, 2014 - 11:21 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)



"Aye, Ah aye hae aw ae oo."


i know this William. its what they sing at the beginning of The good the bad and the ugly - you just left off the 'wah wah wah!'



Brilliant - the first haggis western!

Once Upon a Time in Kilmarnock.

 
 Posted:   Oct 30, 2014 - 1:30 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Whit're ye lookin' at, pal?

Are you laughin' at ma poncho?

Ma poncho dinna like you laughin'.

He gets tae thinkin' ye're laughin' at him, see?

An' he's all wool, y'ken?

 
 Posted:   Nov 1, 2014 - 3:04 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

very good guys.

actually ive been collecting Haggis western scores for years.
i liked the way Ennio mcmorricone used concrete sounds in the music like bagpipes being trodden on, the screams of caber tossers and someone slurping their porridge !

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2016 - 3:59 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

A younger British man asks an elderly British man a somewhat ribald question.

"This put him into such a delicious taking that his bronchials when wrong, and coughing and spluttering, 'Oh my goodness the things you say! Good gracious me, you've quite took me breath away...!' he hastened from the room."

What does the word "taking" mean above? (This conversation probably took place in the 1930's or 1940's.)

 
 Posted:   Sep 3, 2016 - 5:44 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Okay, then how about this one:

In a comedy play, Satan is admonishing a group of British worshippers for not sacrificing something "pure, like a virgin" in their rites.

The priest replies, "Well, be fair. This IS Essex."

 
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