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LOG IN Forgot Login? Register General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board Search Terms:  Search Within:  topics posts since 2019 2018 posts 2017 posts 2016 posts 2015 posts 2014 posts 2013 posts 2012 posts 2011 posts 2010 posts 2009 posts 2008 posts 2007 posts 2006 posts 2005 posts 2004 posts 2003 posts 2002 posts 2001 posts 2000 posts users  search tips  You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10      Non-Film Score Discussion: Laughter, laughter, laughter    FIRST   PRIOR   7 8 9 10    NEXT   LAST   Last Post   Posted:   Mar 6, 2013 - 7:53 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) THE MAZE-53-WOMAN-This whiskey looks a little pale-MAN-You would look pale if you were only 90% proof-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-A CLASSIC    Posted:   Mar 7, 2013 - 6:48 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) THEY LIVE-88-MAN I-[about aliens] Where do they come from?-MAN NO 2-Well they don't come from Cleveland    Posted:   Mar 9, 2013 - 7:09 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) CHILLER-84- MORTUARY ATTENDENT- [Talking about the corpses] That's what i like about them, they never complain.    Posted:   Mar 11, 2013 - 7:48 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) BUG BUSTER-2000- WOMAN- It is so peaceful and quiet here-MAN- So is a cemetary but i don't have to live there.    Posted:   Mar 13, 2013 - 7:03 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) TOWER OF LONDON-39- I have never killed in hot blood before.    Posted:   Mar 14, 2013 - 9:31 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) LOVE AT FIRST BITE-VAMPIRE-1979- After 712 years someone finally bites me again.    Posted:   Mar 16, 2013 - 6:23 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK-72-i was the first man to find a way to make a man impotent by hiding his hat.    Posted:   Mar 18, 2013 - 7:52 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) SON OF KONG-33-[Listening to a woman singing] MAN 1- You know she's got something-MAN 2-Well it certainly isn't a voice.    Posted:   Mar 20, 2013 - 7:46 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) ZOMBIES OF MARA TUA-57- MAN-In a short while I will deck your body with diamonds from head to toes.- WOMAN-Now what will I do with diamonds on my toes?    Posted:   Mar 22, 2013 - 6:54 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) PAJAMA PARTY-64-MAN 1- I have work for you- MAN 2-On a empty stomach- MAN 1-Can't be any worse with your empty head.    Posted:   Mar 23, 2013 - 8:57 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) DRACULA IS DEAD AND LOVING IT-95- Give the man an enema and then put him in a straight jacket.    Posted:   Mar 24, 2013 - 12:08 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) DAY MARS INVADED EARTH-63-[KISSING GIRL] You know your not only rich , you are pretty too.    Posted:   Mar 24, 2013 - 6:58 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) Some more originals-I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE-58- Don't we all?---------FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLFMAN-42- I wonder what this movie is about?-HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL-59-Another one of my Uncle Jack;s real estate disasters.-ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS-57- Crab legs special , please.    Posted:   Mar 26, 2013 - 7:43 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) PSYCHOMANIA-64-WOMAN- Why don't you stick your head in a washing machine and clean up your mind.    Posted:   Mar 27, 2013 - 6:55 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) DRACULA TO RENFIELD- I think I will take a walk in the night air, my blood pressure is very low.    Posted:   Mar 29, 2013 - 7:11 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) YETI-1977- [Woman looking at the YETI]-Men, they are all the same.    Posted:   Mar 30, 2013 - 6:30 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) MAN NO 1- They say when you have sex with animals it is called bestiality, so what do you call having sex with a alien monster?-MAN NO 2-My first marriage.    Posted:   May 26, 2013 - 5:08 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) THE THING-51-MAN -1-How does he get through iron clad walls?-MAN 2-He uses a can opener.    Posted:   May 26, 2013 - 7:22 PM     By:   dan the man   (Member) INCREDIBLE TWO HEADED TRANSPLANT-71-POLICEMAN-Kids say they saw a giant man with 2 heads, I wish I had some of that stuff they were smoking.    Posted:   Jul 16, 2013 - 12:18 AM     By:   dan the man   (Member) I wish God would have told me when I was 60 I was going to live this long so i wouldn't have to say my prayers before I went to bed every night-George Burns [ha=ha]     Non-Film Score Discussion: Laughter, laughter, laughter    << < 7 8 9 10  > >>  Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10   First Post    General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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