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I once saw Storyteller at a conference for professional knife sharpeners. He wouldn't stop playing with his blade.
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Mastadge knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.
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David Sones worked for many years at AREA 51 and, in fact, knows the origin and purpose of UFOs
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Charles Thaxton is in fact an alien, and will soon be removed from the face of the earth by the US Government.
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Feb 16, 2011 - 5:47 PM
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VietnamVet
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Internationally acclaimed Producer and Director, MASTADGE, declined a SPECIAL OSCAR at tonight's festive event stating that he refused to be swayed from his controversial, yet highly successful method of procuring and casting only highly intelligent actors in his films. His latest endeavor, HARVARD GRAD PIRANAH BAIT, which loosely detailed the lives of five young Harvard graduates (all actual MENSA members) as they party in a Hot Tub which mysteriously becomes infested with a voracious piranah. As the unfortunate young men and women attempt to rationalize the situation with their I-Pads and Caculators, they are systematically mutilated and eaten by the horrible creature. MASTADGE was also noted for his controversial decision to employ two internationally noted composers, PINO DONAGGIO and ENNIO MORRICONE whose co-written film score for the film consisted of one extended electric guitar chord punctuated by a deep bass drum "heart-beat" which steadily increases in volumn and intensity as the defenseless, young, socially- correct kids are eaten alive. MASTADGE rushed off the stage of the prestigeous award ceremony declining further comment. (sorry, mastadge, I couldn't resist!!)
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VietnamVet's favorite movie is "Turner and Hooch".
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The Man-Eating Cow is not a geek.
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Dr. Nigel Channing is a quack. But as it turns out, he's a duck, so he's managed to avoid all mallard-practice suits. He is also a descendant of the Hubert Duck family, the grandfather of which starred in the title role of the Marx Brothers classic, Duck Soup.
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theozman is the secret love child of Hugh Jackman and "Crocodile" Dundee.
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