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 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 12:12 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

Warlok is in fact the creator of Hello Kitty. The photo he uses as an avatar is not himself, but a photo he found of a man who was arrested in his hometown for shaving hamsters in the dead of winter.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 12:46 PM   
 By:   That Neil Guy   (Member)

I once saw Storyteller at a conference for professional knife sharpeners. He wouldn't stop playing with his blade.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 12:46 PM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

EDIT: We crossed the streams!

That Neil Guy is an anagram for "laugh entity". There is a reason for this. It is not the reason you think it is.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 1:00 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Mastadge knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 1:25 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

David Sones worked for many years at AREA 51 and, in fact, knows the origin and purpose of UFOs

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 1:37 PM   
 By:   First Breath   (Member)

Charles Thaxton is in fact an alien, and will soon be removed from the face of the earth by the US Government.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 1:37 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

First Breath had to cut back on his sugar intake, so he now puts Midol in his coffee, instead.

Oz

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 1:45 PM   
 By:   Urs Lesse   (Member)

theozman is no longer with Theodore.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 2:53 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

urs lesse knows what Victoria's secret is

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 4:47 PM   
 By:   VietnamVet   (Member)

Internationally acclaimed Producer and Director, MASTADGE, declined a SPECIAL OSCAR at tonight's festive event stating that he refused to be swayed from his controversial, yet highly successful method of procuring and casting only highly intelligent actors in his films. His latest endeavor, HARVARD GRAD PIRANAH BAIT, which loosely detailed the lives of five young Harvard graduates (all actual MENSA members) as they party in a Hot Tub which mysteriously becomes infested with a voracious piranah. As the unfortunate young men and women attempt to rationalize the situation with their I-Pads and Caculators, they are systematically mutilated and eaten by the horrible creature. MASTADGE was also noted for his controversial decision to employ two internationally noted composers, PINO DONAGGIO and ENNIO MORRICONE whose co-written film score for the film consisted of one extended electric guitar chord punctuated by a deep bass drum "heart-beat" which steadily increases in volumn and intensity as the defenseless, young, socially- correct kids are eaten alive. MASTADGE rushed off the stage of the prestigeous award ceremony declining further comment. (sorry, mastadge, I couldn't resist!!)

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 5:56 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

VietnamVet's favorite movie is "Turner and Hooch".

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 7:41 PM   
 By:   Dr. Nigel Channing   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow is not a geek.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 7:51 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Dr. Nigel Channing is a quack. But as it turns out, he's a duck, so he's managed to avoid all mallard-practice suits. He is also a descendant of the Hubert Duck family, the grandfather of which starred in the title role of the Marx Brothers classic, Duck Soup.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 7:53 PM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

David Sones once headbutted Chuck Norris -- and survived.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 9:06 AM   
 By:   Urs Lesse   (Member)

mastadge's real name is mastadge.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 9:12 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Handstand got his nickname because, as a high schooler, he was a fit and accomplished gymnast. In later years, however, he let himself go and now has a pot belly to rival that of porn star Ron Jeremy.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 9:17 AM   
 By:   Urs Lesse   (Member)

Like all Adams, Adam B is a descendant of Amsterdam (A'dam).

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 9:38 AM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

Urs Lesse once took a picture so perfect that the image replaced the reality and an alternate universe was spawned. The top minds of two worlds still cannot come to a consensus on what the picture was of.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 10:03 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

MATSADGE thinks that he's a smarty pants by spelling his name backwards, but he can't fool us, as he is REALLY better known as the notorious bounty hunter, EGDASTAM from Bengay. Word on the street is that he needs a tic-tac.

Oz

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 10:07 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

theozman is the secret love child of Hugh Jackman and "Crocodile" Dundee.

 
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