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 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 9:53 PM   
 By:   CindyLover   (Member)

Josh Mitchell is the secret lovechild of Hilary Duff and Piers Morgan.

 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 10:00 PM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

Cindylover believes that page 11 of ever book ever written has a secret message when combined with ever other page 11 of ever book ever written. Cindylover just has not figured out the correct order as of yet to read them all. Also, many libraries have cancelled Cindylover's cards due to damaged books.

 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 10:51 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

Storyteller choreographed the "Truffle Shuffle" dance sequence in The Goonies.

 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 11:04 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Under a pseudonym in the late 1990s, Josh Mitchell produced, wrote, directed, edited and scored the briefly seen and now mysteriously lost adult version of The Goonies called The Gooeys. Corey Feldman is the only actor who appeared in both versions.

 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 11:53 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

David Sones has rocked the Casbah in 32 different countries.

EDIT: Ok, sorry, that's actually true.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 12:47 AM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

Josh has successfully grown two lemons without soil or water...



Want a mint?

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 12:55 AM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

Storyteller's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 2:50 AM   
 By:   Urs Lesse   (Member)

Josh Mitchell serves as covert president of the secret brotherhood known under the name of "IT guys against E-books".

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 4:25 AM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Urs Lesse is the love child of Ursula Andress and Woody Allen, when they had a whirlwind fling on the set of 'What's New, Pussycat?' His name means 'The bear unleashed'.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 4:49 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

WILLIAMDMCCRUM's white haired great-great grandfather was the model for the white haired gentleman we see on Quaker Oats products. William stands to inherit the family fortune if he lives to age 80.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 4:59 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Adam B has the last surviving original 15 commandments

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 5:29 AM   
 By:   David (Giacchino-fan)   (Member)

Magician is a 4-year-old prodigy who has already designed a car that runs on old copies of National Geographic.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 5:58 AM   
 By:   Urs Lesse   (Member)

Giacchino-Fan is the secret source of ca. 70% of film composer autographs obtained by Indiana resident Peter Hackman through numerous mail requests. Relying on his contact clerk in Hackman's local post office, Giacchino-Fan was able to retrieve nearly all of the latter's carefully crafted mail requests to composers all over the world and delivered, with a few weeks delay to contribute to the replies' credibility, nearly 688 composer "signatures" to the unknowing autograph hunter.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 6:52 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Urs Lesse oughta be ashamed of himself! Ashamed, I tell you, ashamed!!!

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 9:00 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

man eating cow is actually a vegetarian.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 9:07 AM   
 By:   Francis   (Member)

Magician can in fact perform magic.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 12:28 PM   
 By:   mark ford   (Member)

Francis secretly dresses up as Hercule Poirot for a night on the town.

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 12:59 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Mark Ford chose his screen name because he attacks automobiles of a certain Detroit manufacterer with bright pink Sharpie markers. And he should be expecting an authoritarian rap on the door any second now. What a miscreant he is!

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 1:31 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

man eating cow almost shot his eye off with his Red Ryder BB Gun he got for christmas

 Posted:   Feb 18, 2011 - 3:28 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

magician likes to spend his weekends combing the forest floor with a magnifying glass looking for fossilized salamander droppings for his collection.

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