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 Posted:   Aug 14, 2020 - 9:41 AM   
 By:   ZardozSpeaks   (Member)

BANNED! (for using the word E$k!m0)



 
 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2020 - 10:08 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

BANNED! (for using the word E$k!m0)

Maybe they'll try to placate offended fans by renaming it "The True Story of 'N-word' Nell."

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2020 - 11:30 AM   
 By:   Adventures of Jarre Jarre   (Member)

That's assuming the thought police knows the "Jaws" theme beyond two notes. Just hum the whole thing and you're in the clear.

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2021 - 6:32 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Tell this story to whomever you meet, so they will know what lies in your heart-of-hearts....

******

The brother of my friend Dorothy had this cat for not very long, recently. He had named it "Alexandrinia O'Flannery Cortez-Hernandez" ("Alex" for short).

But she (the cat, not Dorothy) met with a fatal end, when she (the cat) fell off the balcony and didn't land on her feet. It was a mess.

Even worse is Dorothy wrote a short story about it. (Dorothy's weird.) She called it:
Alex, and Her Death Splat

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2021 - 6:33 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

(Criswell predicts someone will waggle their tiny little finger at me for using the American pronunciation...)

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2021 - 9:11 PM   
 By:   Mephariel   (Member)

"People called me Junkie. What is your name."

"Gia. An old guy name Alexandre used to work here, but he gone rogue, so I replaced him.

"Well...you are far from home. I used to work for a German guy, making remote controls. Not the most creative job, but the money wasn't bad. One time I worked 4 hours straight to help a friend fix a couple of broken ones. He was obsessed, said he was doing it to honor his daughter or something."

"Sounds powerful."

"Yeah...like he was marching to an anthem..."

"Hey, didn't David used to work there too?"

"David who? THE David? Nah, he ain't from around here. People haven't seen him for a long time. He disappeared that one year, just after Independence Day."

"Well I think he left just in time. The world is different now...sterile...computerized. Uninteresting. Just a lot of droning."

"Reminds me of that Icelander guy, he used to have a drone army that can make those weird noises. His neighbor Clemmenson even tossed a frisbee at one of them."

"Well he ain't no Boston Pops conductor, that is for sure."



 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2021 - 5:41 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Just hum the whole thing and you're in the clear.

Disallowed! Film music themes are not permitted. The Film Music Police will slice off your ears.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2021 - 7:14 PM   
 By:   manderley   (Member)

The Goldsmith fans can have a standing meeting once a month at Outback Steakhouse.

But how would they FIND each other? THAT'S the question.



.....All Goldsmith fans would wear a necklace or bracelet of bottlecaps!

 
 Posted:   Apr 17, 2021 - 5:06 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Or even better:

"My friend Dorothy, who lives in apartment 1M1..." smile


I still like this one better than any other. It's so..... simple! And discreet! smile

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2021 - 5:41 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Maybe we could adopt a hair choice, like

A Friedhofer goatee?

A grey Goldsmith ponytail?

 
 Posted:   Jun 3, 2021 - 5:42 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Maybe we could adopt a hair choice, like

A Friedhofer goatee?

A grey Goldsmith ponytail?


Or both!

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2022 - 5:18 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Could we be referred to as "Confirmed Nerds"?

Just like "Confirmed Bachelor" used to mean you-know-what?? smile

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2022 - 10:24 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Maybe we could adopt a hair choice, like

A Friedhofer goatee?

A grey Goldsmith ponytail?


Or both!



Might give you a few quid for a Big Issue

 
 Posted:   Jul 23, 2022 - 5:04 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Or you could stand in a music store, tapping out the opening rhythm of:



The only other film I can think of with a distinctive rhythm motif, which could be tapped out discreetly while standing in a bar with other potential film score nerds, is Goldsmith's TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING:

https://youtu.be/a0iqnN8F2PI?t=489

 
 Posted:   Jul 23, 2022 - 5:06 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



The only other film I can think of with a distinctive rhythm motif, which could be tapped out discreetly while standing in a bar with other potential film score nerds, is Goldsmith's TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING:

https://youtu.be/a0iqnN8F2PI?t=489


And though characteristic and repeated in the score, I defy anyone to tap out the wacky-metered snare in the background here!

https://youtu.be/a0iqnN8F2PI?t=264

 
 Posted:   Jan 7, 2023 - 4:19 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

So we need to have, like, film music speak-easies?

And what name could we give to one, so any person passing by would know that, in the back room, film music could be heard?

The name to beat is from this thread:
https://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=83382

"Lex Lukas' Lair"

Can you think of another?

 
 Posted:   Jan 7, 2023 - 5:40 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Who would have thought Sir David would create the nerdiest of nerd threads on FSM?!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 8, 2023 - 12:38 PM   
 By:   roy phillippe   (Member)



...someone will forget that the melodies CANNOT be used, and start making suggestions around them.


Picture from "Plan 9 From Outer Space"?

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2023 - 4:50 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)



...someone will forget that the melodies CANNOT be used, and start making suggestions around them.


Picture from "Plan 9 From Outer Space"?


In the words of Pola Debevoise..... "Yes, indeedy."

 
 Posted:   Jan 11, 2023 - 4:51 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Who would have thought Sir David would create the nerdiest of nerd threads on FSM?!

I'd like to thank King Solium for nominating me for this honor.... smile

 
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