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May 25, 2018 - 12:48 PM
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jackfu
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Thanks, Joan! And now, for a change...
Ode To Jaws (To the Tune Of the Main Theme (J. Williams))
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Here I come,
Here I come,
I’m the Great White.
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
You are gone,
You are gone,
In one big bite!
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish,
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp!
Chomp, chomp, CHOMP, CHOMP!
GULP!
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Harvey W.
Whether
You call him
Weensteen or
Winestine
He sure as hell aint no
Einstein
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Huey thats nearly as shocking as my german guns.
At least mine was stolen
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May 29, 2018 - 8:28 AM
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jackfu
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Harvey The Horndog (To The Tune Of Up On The Housetop (Hanby)
Harvey the horndog was sick, sick, sick.
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
They “never knew” he was such a perv.
Now they are “shocked” that he had such nerve.
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Harvey the horndog, sick, sick,
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
Actresses praised him and ain’t it odd,
Meryl even called him ”God”.
Many accusers have since come forth,
Even the ones who praised him before.
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Harvey the horndog, sick, sick,
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
Rose said their silence is deafening,
Now that he is no longer king.
Now his defenders are turning foe,
Even the great and mighty “O”!
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Ho, ho, ho, “We didn’t know!”
Harvey the horndog, sick, sick,
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
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May 30, 2018 - 9:26 AM
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DOGBELLE
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Harvey The Horndog (To The Tune Of Up On The Housetop (Hanby)
Harvey the horndog was sick, sick, sick.
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
They “never knew” he was such a perv.
Now they are “shocked” that he had such nerve.
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Harvey the horndog, sick, sick,
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
Actresses praised him and ain’t it odd,
Meryl even called him ”God”.
Many accusers have since come forth,
Even the ones who praised him before.
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Harvey the horndog, sick, sick,
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
Rose said their silence is deafening,
Now that he is no longer king.
Now his defenders are turning foe,
Even the great and mighty “O”!
Ho, ho, ho, who didn’t know?
Ho, ho, ho, “We didn’t know!”
Harvey the horndog, sick, sick,
And his enablers slick, slick, slick.
I hear that he has a new book.
'between the goal post'
"how I scored the most points in Hollywood"
I read somewhere that the Simpsons living-room couch was part of this bad behavior.
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Posted: |
Jun 7, 2018 - 6:16 AM
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jackfu
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"Muh Legacy" - To the tune of Nat King Cole's version of "O Tannenbaum" (Anschutz)
Muh Legacy
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
I was The One we’d waited for,
Now I’m a has-been and a bore.
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Some couldn’t see that I'm so great,
But “Bitter Clingers” gonna hate.
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
I didn’t mean to cause a spat,
When I said, “You did not build that.”.
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
I lied when I said, “Keep your Doc.”
Three dozen times; it was a crock.
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
What’s happened to muh legacy?
I thought they’d always worship me;
Now they don’t want my library.
Muh legacy, muh legacy,
They’re tearing down muh legacy!
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Posted: |
Jun 7, 2018 - 6:19 AM
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jackfu
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"I’m A Loser!" - To the tune of "I'm a Loser" (Lennon, McCartney)
I’m A Loser!
I’m A Loser,
I’m A Loser!
And I’m not what I’m supposed to be.
Of all the hats in the rings I have tossed,
There is one race I should never have lost.
I should have won easily in ’16,
You should be calling me “Your Majesty”!
I’m A Loser,
And I lost something so dear to me.
I’m A Loser,
And I’m not what I deserve to be.
I should be back in the White House again,
And my husband should be called the “First Man”.
How did I get into such a big mess?
I guess you never forgot the blue dress!
I’m A Loser,
And I lost what was due unto me.
I’m A Loser,
And I’m not what I thought I would be.
So now I whine, bitch and moan on TV
This should have never happened unto me.
I thought the election fix, it was in.
Just like when we did poor ol’ Bernie in!
I’m A Loser,
And I lost something so owed to me.
I’m A Loser,
And I’m not where I think I should be.
What have I done to deserve this cruel fate?
I guess you voters were just full of hate!
You couldn’t see I’m so adorable,
You’re just a big bunch of deplorables!
I’m A Loser,
And I should have won election day.
I’m A Loser,
And I’m never gonna go away.
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Posted: |
Jun 7, 2018 - 6:22 AM
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jackfu
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"From The Big Apple to Washington" To the tune of The Chipmunks' version of "Over the River and Through the Woods" (Child)
From The Big Apple to Washington
From the Big Apple to Washington,
No one thought that I could go,
My combed-over hair is orange and fair,
You’re envious, I know.
From the Big Apple to Washington,
I’m not bad, as blow-hards go,
My Twitter feeds make your eyes bleed
But you’ll come to love me so.
Russian meddling, “Fake News” peddling.
Media is lying, FBI was spying!
Mueller’s digging, talk shows wigging,
Don your MAGA baseball caps and you’ll be swell!
From the Big Apple to Washington,
No one thought that I would win,
I’ll build a wall and stop ‘em all.
No MS-13 gets in.
From the Big Apple to Washington,
I hardly ever sleep!
I’ve never lied, I’m five miles wide,
But only a half-inch deep.
Nokos dragging, “P___y grabbing”.
Hillary’s still crying, Comey’s still a-lying!
Press appalling, Nobel’s calling,
Widen all the White House doors, my ego’s YUGE!
From the Big Apple to Washington,
Oh, how I love to play,
The media for fools, because they‘re such tools,
I tweak them ev’ry day!
From the Big Apple to Washington,
You’d better not piss me off!
I’ll play my games and call you names,
And then, I’ll just laugh it off.
From the Big Apple to Washington,
You’ll be glad that I did go!
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