Should you find yourself in the unfortunate position of arguing with a woman, don't fall for their routine of suddenly playing the victim when they find they're losing the argument.
Should you find yourself in the unfortunate position of arguing with a woman, don't fall for their routine of suddenly playing the victim when they find they're losing the argument.
In a given group of people, if one is named Douglas, then that person is Douglas. Should that person leave the group, then the group is now Doug-less. It sounds wiser than it reads.
Young people who laugh at and make fun of old clothing and hairstyles would have looked and dressed just like the eras they mock had they lived in those times.
Young people who laugh at and make fun of old clothing and hairstyles would have looked and dressed just like the eras they mock had they lived in those times.
Don't use that little plastic cup that comes with Pepto Bismol. The liquid clings to the cup and your wasting a large portion of the medicine. I dispense it in a table spoon instead.
Every decade wears out its welcome by its second half:
1990s: Rise of Techno and Boy and Girl Bands. 1980s: Mullet hairdo, Pop Metal. 1970s: Disco, beginnings of Rap/Hip Hop. 1960s: Hippies 1950s: Rock & Roll 1940s: Birth of Baby Boomers.
If you have moldy caulking sealant in your shower and are too lazy to do the work of stripping it out and re-caulking....do what I do.
Just get a little bottle of White-Out and paint over the ugly black areas with the liquid from the bottle. It looks nice and is waterproof. It works well if you're having an unexpected guest and want to avoid the embarrassment of having a moldy tub! It doesn't get rid of the mold but hides it effectively.
There are no stupid questions - only stupid people.
Whenever I tell someone I have a stupid question, they usually reply kindly, "There are no stupid questions..." which prompts me to say, "right, only stupid people." They always react like noone has ever said that before. So I'm taking official credit for this obviousation.
There are no stupid questions - only stupid people.
Whenever I tell someone I have a stupid question, they usually reply kindly, "There are no stupid questions..." which prompts me to say, "right, only stupid people." They always react like noone has ever said that before. So I'm taking official credit for this obviousation.
I remember the reply to "Stupid Question(s)" - "There are no stupid questions but lots of inquisitive idiots."
There are no stupid questions - only stupid people.
Whenever I tell someone I have a stupid question, they usually reply kindly, "There are no stupid questions..." which prompts me to say, "right, only stupid people." They always react like noone has ever said that before. So I'm taking official credit for this obviousation.
I remember the reply to "Stupid Question(s)" - "There are no stupid questions but lots of inquisitive idiots."
I figured something like that would be there but I was too lazy to check. Which suggests a 2nd definition/punchline: "There are no stupid questions, just lazy inquisitors."
