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He looks more like the Patrick Stewart that was in THE SIMPSONS.
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Feb 9, 2018 - 6:06 AM
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jackfu
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I'll bet you Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars. If I'm wrong I'll buy you dinner. Wasn't there a deleted scene in which Hoffman, as Benjamin, a little-known Jedi drives a somewhat inebriated Princess Leia home from a cantina? She offers him a drink and things go downhill from there. I seem to recall their dialogue went something like: Benjamin: Look, uh, Princess Leia, I drove you home. I was glad to do it. But I have some things on my mind. Can you understand that? Princess Leia: Yes. Benjamin: I'm sure that the Senator and the Queen will be here any minute now and - Princess Leia: No. Benjamin: What? Princess Leia: They will be back quite late. They should be gone for several hours. Benjamin: Oh my Force! Princess Leia: Pardon? Ben: Oh no, Your Highness, oh no. Princess Leia: What's wrong? Benjamin: Princess Leia, you didn't - I mean, you didn't expect - Princess Leia: What? Benjamin: I mean, you didn't really think that I would do something like that! Princess Leia: Like what? Benjamin: What do you think? Princess Leia: Well, I don't know. Benjamin: For the Force's sake, Princess Leia, here we are, you've got me into your house. You give me a drink. You put on music, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me the Senator and the Queen won’t be home for hours? Princess Leia: So? Benjamin: Your Highness – you’re trying to seduce me .... Aren't you?
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