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 Posted:   Sep 20, 2019 - 11:03 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Beware the short man, for they ALWAYS have a chip on their shoulder and are perpetually miserable bastards.

wink

Beware the short man with a battery on his shoulder!

Thank you, Jim, for prefacing the second part of your statement with "for". I thought no one did that anymore and I for one, miss it.
A little formality when speaking/writing isn't necessarily a bad thing.

"Don't smirk, Patton, I shan't kiss you."
"'Tis a pity; for I've shaved very closely in anticipation of being smacked by you."

 
 Posted:   Feb 26, 2020 - 5:34 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Should you ever wish to experience the symptoms of a stroke and/or Alzheimer's, use a European computer keyboard for one hour.

If you're European, use an American one, though the stroke and Alzheimer's symptoms will last considerably longer.

 
 Posted:   Feb 26, 2020 - 7:27 AM   
 By:   Nicolai P. Zwar   (Member)

Keyboards are language specific, I don't think there is as "European" keyboard, but there are English, French, German keyboards etc. So a European keyboard for English should be the same as a US-English keyboard, and a Spanish one also the same as a US-Spanish one.

I use (and have used) both English and German keyboards and don't find the switch particularly difficult. Though it is harder to write German on an English keyboard than vice versa, as a German keyboard includes all English letters, but an English keyboard is not mapped to all German letters.

 
 Posted:   Feb 26, 2020 - 7:31 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Keyboards are language specific, I don't think there is as "European" keyboard, but there are English, French, German keyboards etc. So a European keyboard for English should be the same as a US-English keyboard, and a Spanish one also the same as a US-Spanish one.

Oh, okay. I was in Paris so it was a French keyboard. I thought I was either exhibiting the effects of a minor stroke or had consumed too much wine the night before. Whatever the case, the entire experience made me feel positively chimp-like, hunting and stabbing at keys, with tongue hanging to the side of my mouth.

Great vacation, though.

 
 Posted:   Feb 26, 2020 - 7:53 AM   
 By:   Nicolai P. Zwar   (Member)

Yes, I can see why... you have to switch around a few letters/signs. Interestingly, if you touch type and just know your way around the keyboard anyway, you could always switch the keyboard language on your Mac/PC, as (apart from some exceptions) most keyboards have the exact same keys, they are just differently mapped. So if you switch from a French keyboard layout to an English one, you get the same result again... provided, you don't look at the keyboard and get confused. big grin

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2020 - 8:47 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

If you love Peppermint Mocha coffee creamer then just wait until the day after Christmas when dozens of bottles will go on sale at your grocery store for about $0.79 per quart.

This happened at my local grocer last year. I bought a few!

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2020 - 2:17 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

The key to happiness is low expectations.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2020 - 5:56 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

The higher the wages, the smaller the brain.

 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2020 - 7:16 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

The key to happiness is low expectations.

I have such low expectations I must be the happiest man alive!

 
 Posted:   Jul 17, 2021 - 6:27 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

If a woman breaks up with you and says "It's not you, it's me"

It's you.

 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2021 - 9:52 AM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

"One who never fears is FREE!"
---Shingebiss

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2021 - 10:19 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

The higher the wages, the smaller the brain.

Or the greater the incompetence.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 11, 2024 - 9:03 AM   
 By:   Indy1981   (Member)

Law enforcement and education are the two "thin lines" which prevent civilization from complete collapse.

 
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