Ed Dennis (ex-SAE) once used Condition Freak to describe a certain type of customer who would habitually complain about the slightest perceived imperfection in the condition of a CD, booklet, jewel case, etc.
I always thought that'd be a cool band name (skinny-tie ska/punk).
Condition Freak would make an awesome band name—definitely fits that ska/punk vibe! Also, it’s funny how those quirks about collectors can inspire something so creative.