In the film CRAZY PEOPLE, Dudley Moore is committed to a Mental Institution when he suffers a nervous breakdown from the stress of his Ad Exec job. While inside, he starts his own company which decides to tell the truth in their ads. With that in mind, what would you use as honest tag lines for some major companies or products? If we can keep this neutral and away from politics and the usual shit, that would be cool and appreciated. Here's one... Facebook...Making your most private thoughts and personal images...PUBLIC
Amazon- We work our employees like slaves, but you'll get your package in two days or less! Walmart- Lowest prices guaranteed as long as you subsidize our low wages with your taxes.
Chips Ahoy! cookies: "Smaller and drier than you remember!"
Papa Johns Pizza: "It's OK, but you're really just buying it for the small cup of garlic dipping sauce, aren't you?"
Diet Coke: "Yeah, you probably won't like it your first time, or second time, or tenth time. But once you forget what real soda tastes like, you can start to tolerate it. All that and it still leads to diabetes!"
Chips Ahoy! cookies: "Smaller and drier than you remember!"
Papa Johns Pizza: "It's OK, but you're really just buying it for the small cup of garlic dipping sauce, aren't you?"
Diet Coke: "Yeah, you probably won't like it your first time, or second time, or tenth time. But once you forget what real soda tastes like, you can start to tolerate it. All that and it still leads to diabetes!"
Good ones!
Diet Pepsi (Calorie Offset Version): "0 calories! Go ahead and eat that 2nd Big Mac and large fries! Now you can claim your Calorie Offsets!
Good ones!