Yeah, but the new Bond title stands on its own as pretty lame (even the working title "Bond 25" would have been better). Plus the TVLand fake advert is hilarious.
I can't quite visualize a mashup between the two. Their collaboration would probably relegate Cannon to the Mycroft Holmesian arm chair detective whilst Bond does all the footwork. Still, it would be great to see Cannon paraglide in to save a bound-up Bond.
Morlar, the Medusa Man who can bring down the whole edifice upon their unworthy heads with a single thought, no matter how many band aides or plaster-cast bogs him down.
"Snoozer - detective in a coma. I haven't quite worked out all the details yet, his staff carry him to the crime scene on a stretcher" ------------------- I'm sure there's a Denzel/Jolie film that already kinda did this!!
"Snoozer - detective in a coma. I haven't quite worked out all the details yet, his staff carry him to the crime scene on a stretcher"
Why not just call him "Coma"? There was a cop show called "Toma." He could be wheeled in (unconscious) on a gurney to all the crime scenes. Detectives would talk to him, ask questions, confide in him, etc. They would they voice how they thought he would reply, and after solving the case, give him all the credit at the end. Sort of like Peter Sellers in "Being There."
Bond finds himself the recipient of a global class action paternity suit by the single mothers whom he impregnated and left without child support. He offers to open a spy school to raise the little tots in...NO TIME TO BOND.
He has a metabolic disorder. I remember a TV show talking about his life and many weight loss drug companies mentioning him as a patient, although the actor himself never took any treatment. In spite of this he remained quite charming.
I'm surprised that there was never an episode of "Cannon" where Cannon pursues a murder suspect at a fat farm and is mistaken for a new patient. Orderlies then strap him down and sedate him before doctors decide to perform stomach stapling surgery.
