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 Posted:   Sep 14, 2020 - 4:58 AM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Who's up for this?

wink

 
 Posted:   Sep 14, 2020 - 4:59 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

 
 Posted:   Sep 14, 2020 - 6:41 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

A "diet" is merely what you eat, like a diet of pizza and beer....

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 14, 2020 - 7:39 AM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Aye, but NO TIME TO GO ON A DIET didn't pun as well.

 
 Posted:   Sep 14, 2020 - 7:52 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Yeah, but the new Bond title stands on its own as pretty lame (even the working title "Bond 25" would have been better). Plus the TVLand fake advert is hilarious.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 14, 2020 - 8:04 AM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Frank Cannon would kick Bond's arse (and his theme is better).

 
 Posted:   Sep 14, 2020 - 8:50 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

I can't quite visualize a mashup between the two. Their collaboration would probably relegate Cannon to the Mycroft Holmesian arm chair detective whilst Bond does all the footwork. Still, it would be great to see Cannon paraglide in to save a bound-up Bond.

 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2020 - 1:49 PM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Only the fat man can say, "the fat man" the way the fat man says, "the fat man" cos he's the fat man.

When he pulls out that six-plug heater, it looks like he could swallow it in one easy gulp.






 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2020 - 2:08 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Cannon - fat detective.
Longstreet - blind detective
Ironside - wheelchair bound detective.

Snoozer - detective in a coma. I haven't quite worked out all the details yet, his staff carry him to the crime scene on a stretcher.

 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2020 - 2:24 AM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

Morlar, the Medusa Man who can bring down the whole edifice upon their unworthy heads with a single thought, no matter how many band aides or plaster-cast bogs him down.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2020 - 2:55 AM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

"Snoozer - detective in a coma. I haven't quite worked out all the details yet, his staff carry him to the crime scene on a stretcher"
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I'm sure there's a Denzel/Jolie film that already kinda did this!!

 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2020 - 10:39 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

"Snoozer - detective in a coma. I haven't quite worked out all the details yet, his staff carry him to the crime scene on a stretcher"

Why not just call him "Coma"? There was a cop show called "Toma." He could be wheeled in (unconscious) on a gurney to all the crime scenes. Detectives would talk to him, ask questions, confide in him, etc. They would they voice how they thought he would reply, and after solving the case, give him all the credit at the end. Sort of like Peter Sellers in "Being There."

Whatchita, whatchita, whatchita

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2020 - 12:40 PM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

This Frank Cannon film needs one of those cool movie poster taglines.
Let's hear what you've got.
Here's mine...
'The Weight Is Over'

 
 Posted:   Sep 19, 2020 - 6:50 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Bond finds himself the recipient of a global class action paternity suit by the single mothers whom he impregnated and left without child support. He offers to open a spy school to raise the little tots in...NO TIME TO BOND.

 
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