I can't quite visualize a mashup between the two. Their collaboration would probably relegate Cannon to the Mycroft Holmesian arm chair detective whilst Bond does all the footwork. Still, it would be great to see Cannon paraglide in to save a bound-up Bond.
"Snoozer - detective in a coma. I haven't quite worked out all the details yet, his staff carry him to the crime scene on a stretcher" ------------------- I'm sure there's a Denzel/Jolie film that already kinda did this!!
"Snoozer - detective in a coma. I haven't quite worked out all the details yet, his staff carry him to the crime scene on a stretcher"
Why not just call him "Coma"? There was a cop show called "Toma." He could be wheeled in (unconscious) on a gurney to all the crime scenes. Detectives would talk to him, ask questions, confide in him, etc. They would they voice how they thought he would reply, and after solving the case, give him all the credit at the end. Sort of like Peter Sellers in "Being There."
Bond finds himself the recipient of a global class action paternity suit by the single mothers whom he impregnated and left without child support. He offers to open a spy school to raise the little tots in...NO TIME TO BOND.