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Okay, you're going to have to use your noodle for this one.
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It's 1981. You receive a phone call. From George Lucas!!!
He wants you (yes, you!) to be the lead in his new STAR WAR film, the first to star a dog! He does!
You hang up the phone, disconsolate. Why? Because 20 minutes earlier, Gene Roddenberry phoned you with practically the self-same offer, only in a STAR TRACK film, the first to star a dog.
And when you ask (through your agent, Fido Lazar) who will score the films, you're told that (no surprise) JW will do the Lucas, JG will do the Roddenberry.
So now you have to decide. Which to do?
Choose your answer carefully because you'll make some questionable allies whichever answer you choose. 
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Oct 17, 2024 - 12:51 PM
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Octoberman
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Okay, you're going to have to use your noodle for this one.
****
It's 1981. You receive a phone call. From George Lucas!!!
He wants you (yes, you!) to be the lead in his new STAR WAR film, the first to star a dog! He does!
You hang up the phone, disconsolate. Why? Because 20 minutes earlier, Gene Roddenberry phoned you with practically the self-same offer, only in a STAR TRACK film, the first to star a dog.
And when you ask (through your agent, Fido Lazar) who will score the films, you're told that (no surprise) JW will do the Lucas, JG will do the Roddenberry.
So now you have to decide. Which to do?
Choose your answer carefully because you'll make some questionable allies whichever answer you choose.
Easy.
I make Lucas and Roddenberry fight it out and I go with the winner.
Caveat: they fight with knives... to the death.
WOOF.
(I have to admit to myself, sadly, that whoever wins... I lose. But the crap-ton of Kibbles & Bits takes out a bit of the pain.)
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Easy.
I make Lucas and Roddenberry fight it out and I go with the winner.
Caveat: they fight with knives... to the death.
WOOF.
(I have to admit to myself, sadly, that whoever wins... I lose. But the crap-ton of Kibbles & Bits takes out a bit of the pain.)
You always come up with a good answer.
I'd expect no less from the man.... errr.... dog who was polite to a masher back when you worked in a hotel. 
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Last chance! Get your questions in before he disappears on Thursday night!
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So, which kind do you prefer?
Hambone? Beefbone? Chickenbone? or Trombone?
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I don't know about anyone else but I'm always happy when I see you carpet bomb this board once or twice a week. You always have something entertaining to say.
I was pleased to re-read this again. Thank you Solly for making me feel good by saying this.
And for starting this thread.
And letting me turn it into something else.
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So, which kind do you prefer?
Hambone? Beefbone? Chickenbone? or Trombone?
What kind of a world do we live in where I couldn't have all 4?
Can't an old dog catch a break?
Another good answer.
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What the...
Who the...
Where the deuce am I?
What's happened?
How long have I been out??
And I have this weird taste in my mouth and I'm not sure I could adequately describe it.
No speculation on the answer to this allowed...... until the doghouse re-opens in 2025!
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Is there a Novemberdog?
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