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 Posted:   Aug 9, 2020 - 2:04 AM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

THE BOYS IN THE BAND FROM BRAZIL

Super Handsome Triple Threat Male Clones with striking blue eyes, secretly made in a hidden South American Laboratory are popping up all around the world and staging huge Flash Mob Dance productions of the song HEATWAVE with the ultimate goal of Global Dominance.

Sort of a mixture of the futuristic MINORITY REPORT and LOGAN'S RUN but in this one everybody dances!

How can you not dance to this song?

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 9, 2020 - 6:35 AM   
 By:   fmfan1   (Member)

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK TO THE FUTURE

After the Falcon reaches a speed of 88 parsecs, Luke, Leia, and Han are thrust into the future where they witness their depressing, dead, selves. They then go to the past to correct all of the mistakes that have led to that point - including "Yippie!", "Nooooooo!", who shot first?, and (breaking the fourth wall) bored actors in front of green screens.

We then witness the post-Episode VI adventures of our strong, confident, humorous trio as they battle a power-hungry, and awfully confused, Biff Tanner.

 
 Posted:   Aug 9, 2020 - 7:24 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

The Poseidon Adventure in Babysitting

Chris drives downtown to pick up her friend Brenda then accidentally drives her mom's station wagon into the cargo hold of the SS Poseidon which instantly departs and is capsized by a tidal wave. Chris sacrifices herself by falling into the flaming waters and Brenda comes up with idea of driving the station wagon through the bottom of the hull and wait for the rescue helicopter while listening to John Williams' triumphant end title music.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 9, 2020 - 7:41 AM   
 By:   fmfan1   (Member)

The Poseidon Adventure in Babysitting

Chris drives downtown to pick up her friend Brenda then accidentally drives her mom's station wagon into the cargo hold of the SS Poseidon which instantly departs and is capsized by a tidal wave. Chris sacrifices herself by falling into the flaming waters and Brenda comes up with idea of driving the station wagon through the bottom of the hull and wait for the rescue helicopter while listening to John Williams' triumphant end title music.


I saw this. My favorite part was the ballroom scene, when the tidal wave hits as the kids are singing and dancing to "The Babysitter Blues" and most of them were mercifully (for the viewing audience) killed.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 10, 2020 - 5:22 AM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

ICE DANCING BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES

The thought of Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Orangutans and Mutants in mixed couples competition just seems that it would be visually stupendous and up-lifting!

I think, just what this crazy world of ours really could use right now!

 
 Posted:   Aug 10, 2020 - 12:35 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

AND QUIET FLOWS THE DON IS DEAD

Cossack mob leader meets an untimely, violent end and his body parts are tossed into a river.

 
 Posted:   Aug 10, 2020 - 5:15 PM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

POINTLESS THEATRICAL EXCUSES TO SEND MONEY INTO WARLOK'S BANK ACCOUNT.

I think that would be a rip-roaring success.

Seriously.

*cough*

 
 Posted:   Aug 10, 2020 - 5:21 PM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

STORMTROOPER ARMOUR IS EFFECTIVE, DAMN IT

 
 Posted:   Aug 10, 2020 - 5:38 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Star Wars - Episode X

They were all a dream.

Episodes I, II. III, VII, VIII & IX never happened.

But somehow the soundtracks by John Williams still exist. Boy, talk about epic fantasy.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 10, 2020 - 7:28 PM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

STAR TREK: NOTHING BUT GREEN CHICKS

 
 Posted:   Aug 11, 2020 - 8:06 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Star Wars - Episode X

They were all a dream.

Episodes I, II. III, VII, VIII & IX never happened.

But somehow the soundtracks by John Williams still exist. Boy, talk about epic fantasy.


There's actually rumors Disney is going to recon VII, VIII & IX as taking place in an alternate universe so they an wash their hands of that pile of mess and start over with the franchise.

 
 Posted:   Aug 20, 2020 - 7:53 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Herbie Hancock

A low life alcoholic sentient Volkswagen Beetle causes havoc on the streets routinely crashing into other cars and property while chasing after the ladies and blowing hot exhaust up their skirts.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 20, 2020 - 8:45 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

a sequel to Andy Warhol's 8-hour "documentary" of (camera pointed at) the Empire State Building. The sequel would last an entire week.

Actually someone already made this joke in youtube Comments section.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2020 - 2:44 AM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

THE SHOES OF THE PIZZA MAN

Sequel to THE SHOES OF THE FISHERMAN

Anthony Quinn after leaving the Vatican, he just upped and quit. Popes usually serve till they die, but he changed the rules and quit and was thus shunned and banished.

Kiril then moves to Redondo Beach California where he opens up a Pizza Place on the Pier. A life long dream finally realized. He specializes in "Sea Food" Pizzas so that when he wears his stinky shoes and customers walk into the place, they will think they are just smelling fish.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2020 - 2:44 AM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

LOGAN'S TROT

A Logan with less energy if you will.

 
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