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Im always reminded of eddie murphy's standup when you bring up Kirk zoob. "....Anybody got cable? I’ve been watching a lot of cable lately. Only good TV show now is Star Trek. That’s some good shit! I like Captain Kirk, ‘cos Captain Kirk will f*** anybody! I’ve seen him beamed down on a planet....ever seen that one when he’s f***** this green bitch? You gotta be a horny mother***** to f*** a green bitch...!"
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I agree guys. Interestingly Raw seems to be more available, or at least screened, whereas Delirious ive rarely seen on tv. Sky certainly showed Raw fairly regularly but ive never seen delirious, maybe once. I had the vids in the 80s and cassettes in the car and could probably recite most of it at one time, it was so good it was pythonesque quotable! At office chrismas parties my boss reckoned my version of eddie's dad's drunken cookhouse diatribe on Uncle Gus and his wife was funnier than Murphy's version. I doubt that but i had a go when pushed! I watched Delirious at home with a few mates and when it got to "GI joe up his arse" my mum came to investigate the roaring noise because we were all rolling around on the floor with tears needing oxygen! Murphy crammed so much in about life in those two shows. Scarily accurate about men n women especially. I am often reminded of that thing where he says "You'll go into work and f*** up my jokes.", and described workmates not laughing and going sarcastically "Yeah thats some funny shit" - so true. Timing and delivery and style and wording is what makes 80% of it.
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I think Wink of an Eye is the only clear-cut demonstration of a post-coital Kirk on the original show. Though you could argue that Kirk and his Thrall trainer Shanna could have found time to get down to it during a commercial break in The Gamesters of Triskileon.
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All I have to say on this subject is Star Trek is a classic. 60s sf tv series. Therefore there's only one captain, and that's Kirk. I accept no substitutes. But my dad who has been gone since 2005 used to say in the 70s when we all watched it together: "he's got a girl in every port. He always ends up snoggin' 'em." Well, Roddenberry did base the hole damn thing on the navy didn't he?
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Wasnt there a silver-clad vixen with a whip (maybe with green or purple hair) who "owned" kirk once, like a slave? From memory she went from borderline whipping dominatrix to eventually snogging him and turning into lovestruck puppy, thus changing the whole women over men power/equilibrium of the planet? Or did i just make that up?
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