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 Posted:   Jul 22, 2019 - 9:58 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

ALF came from melmac where cats are a delicacy.

Willie (max Wright): "Anyone seen the cat?"
ALF: " Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window."
Willie: "And why was that?"
ALF: "Cause I was chasing him with a fork."

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Willie: " Some people are so blinded by the thirst for money, that it causes them to lose their values and do things they shouldn't do."

ALF: "Well, that explains Ghostbusters II."

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 22, 2019 - 10:56 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

From a.l.f

Trevor Ochmonek (the neighbour): "Hey, Willie! Could we borrow some of your tools?"

Willie (Max Wright): "Sure. They're in your garage." smile

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Willie: "Well, ALF, while we're gone, I trust you won't be getting into any mischief."

ALF: "You do?"

Willie: "Not really, but we gotta go anyway."

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Alf: "...Are you gonna throw a hissy fit every time I squander a couple thousand dollars?!!"

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Willie: [to Kate about ALF] "....He's odd. Even for an alien."



Proof that ALF didn't get all the good lines.

 
 Posted:   Jul 23, 2019 - 7:05 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

True. There were a lot of one-liners but i tried to find some relevant max ones.

 
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