 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The weather was shit and we were feeling a little bit 'cabin fever', so I said 'go 'ead, why not' when the missus asked did I want to run her up to some local retail outlets this rainy Saturday afternoon.
So I had the joy of those knobheads overtaking me on the inside lane (because I hadn't noticed the world was ending in 3 FUCKIN MINUTES) and gobshites jockeying over some prime parking spaces like it was the Great California Gold Rush (not noticing the other 5 million spots a few feet away) and the pricks not observing the unofficial 'let every next one in' entry/exit plan, most normal people adhere to, because they are COMPLETE FUCKING WANKERS!!!
So yeah, it got me thinking, maybe that Thanos bloke wasn't such a bad guy after all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Or...
COLOSSUS
Galactacus
The computers from Demon Seed and Ultron....and I Robot
Hugo Drax
" Maybe the human race doesn't deserve to survive"
--- Bruce Willis in 12 MONKEYS
Have a nice day! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Save a cow...eat a vegetarian!
|
|
|
|
|
|
I hate the way young people drive. I hate how they're almost lying down in the front seat so that you just see the top of their baseball caps. One hand on the steering wheel, palming it round corners at 80 mph. One arm out the window, cigarette between the fingers. I hate that.
I hate the way young mothers in Scotland push a pram with their beer-bellies because one hand is occupied with a cigarette and the other with a poke of chups. And they're shouting at their kids, f'ckin' this and f'ckin' that, Jasmine.
I hate the way chavs just sit around street corners "coz there's nuffink else to do". White potato faces with freckles, all huddled around their phones, smoking, hoods up, sending each other photos of their arses. I hate that.
I hate the way old people just stand in the middle of the pavement when it's raining, all with their umbrellas up, occupying the whole pavement so that you have to step into the road to get round them. I hate those inconsiderate bastards.
I hate the way babies now have to look at mobile phones, or Peppa Pig on tablets (tee hee), just to get their baby food down, sitting on their parents' laps - who are spooning the mince into their sprogs' mouths, and looking at Facebook themselves, or InstantGran, or TwitFace. I hate the babies that do that. Don't they know any better?
I hate the way young people walk, all kind of cocky, with sharp and fast head movements indicating that they are possibly wanting to look aware of something. I hate that.
I hate all that shit I do.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kev, you are my hero.
I had the same awful, controversial, NON-PC , FU everyone thought at the end of that picture. Honestly, didn't see what the problem was! Whadda world....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
A while back,while out doing my job posting letters I reached a certain part of a street.It was early-ish morning.Out side one door was a woman ,about 25/30 banging the crap out of the door.She was fucking and blinding to those inside - "open the f****** door,let me in".Incidentally those inside didn't know the woman!As I approached she spotted me and came near.Here we go I thought . She then pushed herself into me several .Now,normally, it would be a fantasy of mine to have a woman thrusting herself into me but not then .She then pushed my mail trolley all-over the road.I thought about punching her but decided.not after all I was wearing the uniform of Her Majesty and it wouldn't look good.She the broke into someone's car,her came out and proceeded to drag her out.Someone driving past shouted at the fella as if it was him,not knowing the full story.I went on my way and latter found out that the police came and it took five of them to put her in their van.She was high as a kite on something I was told.She got prosecuted.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
All that will remain of the UK are Monty Python programs.
And rightfully so!
|
|
|
|
|
|
I suggested that by getting out of Europe we were actually doing them a favour.
Meanwhile, on "the greener side" in Norway:
"God almighty, I partied untill 8 in the morning on Friday -- took the morning tram home in sparkling sunlight. Consumed a bottle of white wine, 10-12 beers and a host of different drinks. I'm still hung over two days later. At 41, I don't think I have the capacity for more than one or two such evenings in a year."
That's one Hell of a tram ride!
"Out of Europe"? The UK finally worked out a Brexit deal?!? Congrats! 
Maybe Scandinavian style socialism needs some fine tuning.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Meanwhile, on "the greener side" in Norway:
"I partied untill 8 in the morning on Friday -- took the morning tram home in sparkling sunlight. Consumed a bottle of white wine, 10-12 beers and a host of different drinks. I'm still hung over two days later."
Drinking that i would be dead.
I recently drank four glasses of red and woke up with the equivalent of vertigo the next morning. In the night i walked toward the toilet door but the door got further away in one of those freaky stretchy- lense horror techniques where corridors get longer!! Nev-ver ... again. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
That's why I don't.drink the.grape.
Just the wheat.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
