Would you happen to know what month of the year it is? No, i truly wouldnt. Sorry Pilgrim. March.... Maybe April. March?.... maybe. Dont believe April. ...winter's a long time going, eh pilgrim?
I'm retired, so when there's nothing to do all day but lounge around, drink & look at porn, it is hard to keep track of what day it is. It does actually feel like a Tuesday, but as I looked at Prime Ministers Questions on BBC this lunchtime, I know it's Wednesday.