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Not original, but I liked it:
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbit turn up at a clinic to give blood.
The nurse asks the Rabbit “What’s your blood type?”
The Rabbit says “I’m probably a type O”
Subtle. I had to explain it to my ol' fella.
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There was a man who started with hair the color of corn husks, then became a redhead, and is now bald as a melon.
Somebody asks him, "Excuse me, did you have you hair done at a barber shop or at the produce section of a supermarket?"
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Dec 5, 2022 - 9:31 PM
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joan hue
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Some friends sent this to me. I think it was on Facebook.
People, I don’t mean to be a Grinch; however, to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together! Every time I come around the corner, I think it’s the police, and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It’s just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Joan, that was a statement not a joke. 
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Made me laugh anyway
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My sister said there's no way I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
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A Cadillac dealer learns that his son is marrying a girl whose last name is Suzuki.
The father protests, "Oh no! I'm not letting my son marrying a woman who shares the last name of a rival automobile!"
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Q: How do you confuse an fsmer.
A: 11
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I've been re-reading and re-reading filmmusicnow's last two posts and finally realized they're non-jokes.
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