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 Posted:   Nov 24, 2022 - 4:14 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Not original, but I liked it:

A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbit turn up at a clinic to give blood.

The nurse asks the Rabbit “What’s your blood type?”

The Rabbit says “I’m probably a type O”



Subtle. I had to explain it to my ol' fella.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 25, 2022 - 4:45 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 26, 2022 - 7:27 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 3, 2022 - 1:45 PM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

There was a man who started with hair the color of corn husks, then became a redhead, and is now bald as a melon.

Somebody asks him, "Excuse me, did you have you hair done at a barber shop or at the produce section of a supermarket?"

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2022 - 9:31 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Some friends sent this to me. I think it was on Facebook.

People, I don’t mean to be a Grinch; however, to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together! Every time I come around the corner, I think it’s the police, and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It’s just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 6, 2022 - 7:20 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Joan, that was a statement not a joke. big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2022 - 7:04 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2022 - 3:18 PM   
 By:   TheAvenger   (Member)

Superman flying around Metropolis feeling bored and horny, uses his X Ray vision to look into Wonder Woman’s apartment (he’s the pervy stalker Superman from the Bryan Singer movie, clearly).

Supes see Wonder Woman laying on the bed, naked with her legs open. “Oh wow, that’s gotta be an invitation” Supes thinks and swoops in through the window, does the business and then flies off to save the city from a threat.

“WTF?” says Wonder Woman.

“I have no idea, but my asshole is really sore” replies the Invisible Man.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 11, 2022 - 3:04 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 Posted:   Dec 24, 2022 - 10:21 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

If the Titanic sank today...

 
 Posted:   Dec 24, 2022 - 4:23 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Breaking news! NORAD accidentally shoots down Santa on Christmas Eve!

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2022 - 3:10 PM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

In '83, KGO T.V. Channel 7 San Francisco had an animated promo not unlike that photo with Santa Claus being shot down by the Russians that offended and frightened many children so much that it was pulled off the air.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2022 - 7:06 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Made me laugh anyway


 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2022 - 8:05 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

If the Titanic sank today...



OMG! That's hilarious!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2023 - 12:43 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

My sister said there's no way I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2023 - 12:58 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

My sister said there's no way I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!



big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2023 - 11:37 AM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

What's the best way for the criminals to get rid of Superman at Christmas when they found out that he was Clark Kent?
Send him a lead encased package full of kryptonite to the Daily Planet building!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2023 - 1:26 PM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

A Cadillac dealer learns that his son is marrying a girl whose last name is Suzuki.
The father protests, "Oh no! I'm not letting my son marrying a woman who shares the last name of a rival automobile!"

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2023 - 3:15 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Q: How do you confuse an fsmer.

A: 11

smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2023 - 3:26 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

I've been re-reading and re-reading filmmusicnow's last two posts and finally realized they're non-jokes.

 
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