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 Posted:   Apr 7, 2020 - 11:45 AM   
 By:   Charlie Chan   (Member)

Hey mate what's that animal lying in the road?
Oh that's Kippy.
Yeah mate - Kippy, the bushed kangaroo.

 Posted:   Apr 12, 2020 - 11:08 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and gloves were enough. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on! (I'm sure this was Bill who showed up wearing only gloves and a

 Posted:   Apr 12, 2020 - 12:48 PM   
 By:   Damian   (Member)

I still haven't decided where to go for Easter.The living room or the kitchen.

 Posted:   Apr 12, 2020 - 3:25 PM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Did you hear the one about the parrot with Tourette's?

Oh damn. We're not allowed to talk about polly tics.

 Posted:   Apr 13, 2020 - 3:14 AM   
 By:   Damian   (Member)

An hilarious joke from my youth.If you remember the quite famous as campaign,you may find it funny-

What has a hazel nut in every bite?

Squirrel shit. big grin

 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 10:44 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

My latest invention....edible bacon masks. Think they'll sell?

 Posted:   Aug 3, 2020 - 2:25 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

- I say, I say, which hotel is the submarine crew staying at?
- Why, Conning Towers, of course!

 Posted:   Aug 5, 2020 - 2:47 AM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Why don't Ants ever get sick?

Because they have tiny little Anty Bodies..

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