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And the tooth gap can come in handy.
If youre Terry-Thomas!
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I say, you're an absolute shower!
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Barryistas
This, I love. This word, I'm going to use to death.
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i am already the Third Earl of Poncey.
You're forgetting Bill. Tallguy pronounced you the seventeenth EOP some time ago. I'll dig out the thread if you want.
(Well, actually, I won't.  But he know he did because it's a great follow-up laugh line.)
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I care for bunnies too but playboy got an injunction out against me! Lol
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Count those runoff votes that asked which of us had the best legs! THEN we'll see who the 2022 winner is!
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As a member of the 2022 committee DiB, i would like to state officially that apart from the 2 paw print voting ballots received - one rabbit, one smaller guinea pig - that "having rabbits" in no way swayed or assisted or benefitted the winner of this year's award.
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i am already the Third Earl of Poncey.
You're forgetting Bill. Tallguy pronounced you the seventeenth EOP some time ago. I'll dig out the thread if you want.
Well, it is true, i was 17th in line to the Earldom, but as luck would have it, in a mad, ironic sequence of tragic events, not dissimilar to the D'Gascoynes in Kind Hearts n Coronets, a whole swathe of Earl of Ponceys in descending order of precedence met with unfortunate accidents prior to my crowning, and so 3rd Earl of Poncey is now my official title.
Unbelievable luck. If you'll excuse me as i am in the process of tidying the groundsman's shed on the east wing and i must put away the ricin. And we have the bloody riff-raff public due for a tour at 12.
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Boys, sorry to spoil your parade but this was FSM man of the year, contribution to the FSM board, not an audition for the tiller girls.
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It's that time again, rather belated, like the Oscars, for the award of Bill Carson's FSM Man of the Year award 2023 (obviously we mean person of the year Joan, or, in this woke day n age, anyone who identifies outside of male n female as a soundtrack collector).
Now 2023 has not been a great year for the reputation of our 2022 winner, Prince Damian. Since getting the award this highly sought-after accolade has gone to his head and he has been insufferable, posting more n more of the worst possible jokes n groan lines ever. 
So it is with much relief that we snatch the trophy back and prepare to give it to someone more worthy. Lol.
The academy panel has had several meetings and has one or two candidates in mind over 2023. However, as a token gesture of Russian-like democracy, we are prepared to listen - and totally ignore - any candidates members might like to forward for consideration. In truth, such candidates may find themselves dying abruptly in suspicious circumstances, mysteriously falling off a balcony or being poisoned with polonium by an umbrella tip.
That said, do not hesitate to submit your recommendations and your reasons why - on the correct form, of course.
Announcement, after voting, someday soon.
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All good points, but not sure the title can stay in Liverpool 2 years running. Lol
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And Whiston ain't Liverpool, Carson!!
Whiston is a town and civil parish within the Metropolitan Borough of Knowsley in Merseyside, England. Previously recorded within the historic county of Lancashire, it is located eight miles (ten kilometres) east of Liverpool
And yet it has a Liverpool Post code. Brandished like a lamb chop at a veggie convention.
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