They were taking their time in the post office and I remarked to the posh elderly military-looking gentleman ahead of me in the queue that I wanted to get home to watch the European football championship on the telly.
A man walks by a bakery and stops to look at the goodies on display. He goes inside and asks the baker, "Why are the ones at the front of the window more expensive than everything else?".
"Oh sorry sir" says the baker, "those are Madeira cakes"....
(This is for those of us who are Baby Boomers and tech morons.)
"I asked my daughter to give me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer and lent me her Iphone. So, the spider is dead, her Iphone is broken, and my daughter is furious..."
