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 Posted:   May 23, 2024 - 9:34 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 Posted:   Jun 21, 2024 - 9:31 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

They were taking their time in the post office and I remarked to the posh elderly military-looking gentleman ahead of me in the queue that I wanted to get home to watch the European football championship on the telly.

“It’s the Austria Hungary match tonight”, I said.

“Oh really?” he said, “and who are they playing?”

 Posted:   Jun 21, 2024 - 9:47 AM   
 By:   Thomas   (Member)

A man walks by a bakery and stops to look at the goodies on display. He goes inside and asks the baker, "Why are the ones at the front of the window more expensive than everything else?".

"Oh sorry sir" says the baker, "those are Madeira cakes"....

 Posted:   Jun 21, 2024 - 10:21 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 Posted:   Jun 26, 2024 - 5:55 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 Posted:   Jun 26, 2024 - 1:48 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Redneck fire alarm:

 Posted:   Jul 19, 2024 - 7:03 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 Posted:   Jul 22, 2024 - 4:38 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

I'm not pointing the finger, honest. smile

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