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 Posted:   Apr 7, 2020 - 11:45 AM   
 By:   Charlie Chan   (Member)

Hey mate what's that animal lying in the road?
Oh that's Kippy.
Kippy?
Yeah mate - Kippy, the bushed kangaroo.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 12, 2020 - 11:08 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and gloves were enough. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on! (I'm sure this was Bill who showed up wearing only gloves and a mask.smile

 
 Posted:   Apr 12, 2020 - 12:48 PM   
 By:   Damian   (Member)

I still haven't decided where to go for Easter.The living room or the kitchen.

 
 Posted:   Apr 12, 2020 - 3:25 PM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Did you hear the one about the parrot with Tourette's?

Oh damn. We're not allowed to talk about polly tics.

 
 Posted:   Apr 13, 2020 - 3:14 AM   
 By:   Damian   (Member)

An hilarious joke from my youth.If you remember the quite famous as campaign,you may find it funny-


What has a hazel nut in every bite?

Squirrel shit. big grin

 
 Posted:   Aug 2, 2020 - 10:44 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

My latest invention....edible bacon masks. Think they'll sell?

 
 Posted:   Aug 3, 2020 - 2:25 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

- I say, I say, which hotel is the submarine crew staying at?
- Why, Conning Towers, of course!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 5, 2020 - 2:47 AM   
 By:   KeV McG   (Member)

Why don't Ants ever get sick?

Because they have tiny little Anty Bodies..

 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2020 - 8:06 PM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

A guy carrying a bag of classic French novels that he had just bought jumped quickly into the back seat of the taxicab causing the copy of Le Père Goriot to fall out onto the cab floor.
"Oh, my Balzac!" the man exclaimed.
"Sorry about that," the taxi driver said. "Been meaning to get softer seat cushions back there."

 
 Posted:   Oct 23, 2020 - 3:39 AM   
 By:   Damian   (Member)

A guy carrying a bag of classic French novels that he had just bought jumped quickly into the back seat of the taxicab causing the copy of Le Père Goriot to fall out onto the cab floor.
"Oh, my Balzac!" the man exclaimed.
"Sorry about that," the taxi driver said. "Been meaning to get softer seat cushions back there."


I was expecting this to be over my head but it wasn't. smile

 
 Posted:   Oct 23, 2020 - 7:55 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

You jest, but I just traded a roll of toilet paper for the Ark of the Covenant.

I have resisted the urge to open it, though.


How do you open a roll of toilet paper.

D.S.


Sorry, Stu. Our trade is final; you own the toilet paper.

 
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