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d.p. sorry
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You're gonna have to fly with me on this one. A huge war between Pork Farm/Melton Mowbray and Walls/Greggs has forced the nation of the UK to HAVE TO CHOOSE between JUST ONE meaty snack treat. No longer is there the freedom to pile both on your wobbly white cardboard plate, when walking along that 'brown buffet of your dreams' at all your favourite parties (weddings, christenings, birthdays etc). So, which do you prefer? What do you pile on YOUR plate? The world NEEDS to know. It this were a war between the two companies in America, someone who owns a smaller similar company would simply put a sausage roll INTO a pork-pie. People would line up for it. That's why we look the way we do. Also, if this were a contest in New York City, the Sauage Roll would easily win. New Yorkers favorite food is 'A SLICE', (of pizza), they can eat while walking down the street. A pork pie would be messy and drip. What would Boris do?
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However I find that good pork pies are far less common than a good sausage roll, which should be built into the equation somehow. Hmmm. Yes. This is true. Actually, Mrs Jehannum recently made some incredibly nice sausage rolls with Marmite & cheese pastry. Marmite?! Are you slowly 'turning English', dude? Next you'll be relaying your love of Milk Chocolate Hobb-Nobbs. (You wouldn't have any extra of those laying about, would you?)
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Jan 22, 2020 - 2:42 PM
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Rameau
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Pork pies are okay, but a bit solid, you don't need much of one to feel full up, I don't mind the jelly, but that's taken me 50 years, it used to creep me out when I was young. Way back in the early sixties my mum used to make lovely sausage rolls (she made a great pastry). Three sausage rolls, baked beans, a big splodge of tomato sauce & a couple of slices of bread & butter, now that's a meal! And thinking of baked beans, I was a bit shocked that the American ones aren't that good, not a patch on the UK beans (my favourite, Waitrose bargain tins "Waitrose Essential" only 35p a tin), but I understand that we eat more Baked beans per head of population than any other country.
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