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Full time night woman?
I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart.
I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun.
But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.
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Quality kev.
Undoubtedly typed out from memory!! Ha ha. 
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Jim, your constant heckling of people you deem "nerds" and/or "film score collectors" seems to me to indicate that you may actually be a virgin living in your parents' basement. You see, on "The Computer" we can be whoever we want to be, meaning promoting a usually false or at least distorted image of reality.
You'd be more of the "man" you claim to be if you would only have the cojones (oh the irony) to admit the truth.
If you need some coaxing, let me start by saying that I am fifty-seven years old, virgin, and live in my parents' basement. Over to you, Jim - if you're man enough.
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If i lived in my parents basement...i'd be in 18 inches of crawlspace under the floorboards!! Ha ha.
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I manage a run-down motel.
But Mother calls the shots.
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"....Kevin!!!! Have you got another one of your whores down there!!???!!!"
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N..N...No Mother!!!
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N..N...No Mother!!!
Of course not. What was the silly old bat thinking? More likely, "Your father's asking about some gardening magazines he'd hidden at the back of the wardrobe. You haven't got them down there, have you?"
The answer would be the same though.
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Thank goodness for film score CDs (I guess).
This from a " man" who wept at the end of a comic book movie!
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This from a " man" who wept at the end of a comic book movie!
Cretin, a part of me died after reading the "Dark Phoenix" saga...
...unfortunately for you people, it wasn't the part that posts at FSM. 
Looking at pictures in a comic book does not qualify as " reading"
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Yes yes yes Jim, we know all that already. You're dodging the issue again. Let me spell it out for you -
ARE YOU A VIRGIN? (If it's not a personal question.)
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