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SEASON 1:
The Seth MacFarlane animated series which premiered in 2005. Take place in the same universe as his other animated series.
I admit the show didn't really strike me the first time I saw it, 'cause I was expecting something more like "Family Guy" and as a result I didn't see many episodes and didn't watch many re-runs, so I am giving it another chance. Plus, you know, the composers.
The theme music is by Walter Murphy.
NOTE: Archive.org has a wonky video player. You must wait for the page to fully load, then click on the episode in the list to make the correct episode play, regardless of the link you use. Otherwise the video player will just load the first episode in the list. And if the page doesn't load fully, it will also fail to play or play the wrong episode. Archive.org pages tend to load slowly, so be patient.
Attention readers: I have been implementing a system that is nothing more than a note to myself; for cues that I want to include in a suite one day, for now on I will denote them with ^ symbol. It has no special meaning to anyone else but myself. No, the lack of an up arrow symbol doesn't mean the cue is bad (it just may have too much SFX or FX for suite use or just isn't worth my time to edit and include). Hence forth this system will be in all future threads and pre-exiting threads that I go back to for missed episodes. Anything in ( ) are just notes to the arrow and you need not bother with that. The system does not mean that I will make a suite or that one has been made, it's simply for my own reference if and when I do decide to.
"Pilot"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/01+-+Pilot.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
3:56 in.^
5:06 in.^
5:27 in.
7:59 in.^
9:50/12:36/13:25/15:33 in.^
10:08 in.^
19:35 in.
The pilot -- which I haven't seen in many years, is way better than I thought.
They met each other in college.
Roger squirts out the ... liquid "once every seven hours, like clock work".
Oh, and here is the un-aired demonstration pilot, which is pretty much just the opening of the regular pilot, except with a different look to Steve and a different voice for Steve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBOMnDotktE
TVSins sin video for the pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRu0up2grWU
(Note to Me: 2:27/gif, 7:37/gif, 8:32/gif, 13:44)
Steve: "Why? You wanna do it with me? You're sick!"
Roger: "We can't all look like those anorexic aliens in the James Cameron movies."
Roger: "Oh God, I got a bear claw in my ass."
Hayley: "How come you never search Steve?"
Stan: "Now, honey, I love you both, but Seven is not a Left-wing liberal who I tried to raise properly but somehow--"
"Threat Levels"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/02+-+Threat+Levels.mp4
Highlights:
4:14 in.^
9:30 in.^
10:39 in.
11:57 in.^
18:04/18:16/19:05 in.^
19:55 in.^
21:10 in.^
Donald Trump in cartoon form, twice.
Stan whistles the theme music.
(NtM: /gif, 7:55/gif, 11:52/gif, )
Steve: "I can't believe I'm going to die a virgin."
Francine: "Ah, sweetie, there was a seventy/eighty percent chance of that happening anyway."
"Stan Knows Best"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/03+-+Stan+Knows+Best.mp4
Highlights:
0:31/1:35/18:37/13:09 in.^
16:57/18:38 in.
Wow, tow blow job jokes and a penis joke in one episode.
It's only been three weeks that Hayley has known Jeff, Jeff was seen in te pilot. Between the pilot and the second episode, the terror alert level was moved down, so that means some time had to pass, so that means the first three episodes take place in-'verse in under three weeks.
(NtM: 14:44, 16:31/gif)
Stan: "What the hell is wrong with that girl? Do I have to smell like B.O. and hump a redwood to get threw to her?"
Francine: "It's okay, honey, you don't look like a giant penis."
Francine: "Awww, isn't he sweet, Stan?"
Stan: "He sure is; next time I'm out of Jolly Ranchers, I'm just going to suck on Jeff."
Stan: "You know she's stripping, showing people her HoHos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her, her, ah, God w-w-w-what are those things called? Those, ah, those little pink with coconut, there-they're really good."
Jeff: "Her Snowballs?"
Stan: "You bastard!"
Jeff: "I didn't know she was stripping!"
Stan: "Don't like to me, Stoneman!"
Jeff: "For real; she said she was out torching SUV's. I'd never be cool with stripping."
Stan: "Really?"
Jeff: "Yeah, I mean, I've dated three strippers and two of them turned up dead and the cops always go to the boyfriend with the van. That's profiling, man -- and that's wrong."
Stan: "Well, that's the price you pay for the sweet pleasure of van ownership."
"Francine's Flashback"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/04+-+Francine's+Flashback.mp4
Highlights:
0:32 in.^
1:46 in.^
3:#6 in.
9:52 in.
11:40 in.^
14:21 in.^
19:36 in.^
Patrick Stewart's first episode.
(NtM: 7:32/gif, 13:15/gif, 20:22/gif)
Steve: "See you, mom; I'm going to the mall to see how the piano store stays in business."
Stan: "Hey, Jackson, you ever do it with a dead mermaid?"
Jackson: "Mermaid? No."
Stan: "Go on, kids, give them a squeeze; it's not weird -- I'm your dad."
Stan: "She said it was the most compassionate act she'd ever witnessed. And I got to kill something. It was a magical moment."
Stan: "Die. DIE! So that you may know peace."
Roger: "Think how pretty you make people look by contrast; that's a gift."
"Roger Codger"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/05+-+Roger+Codger.mp4
Highlights:
0:31 in.^
3:17 in. The fake "Dynasty" theme music.^
11:24 in.
13:40 in.^
17:57/18:20 in.^
Stan got Roger four years ago.
(NtM: 3:59/gif, 5:40/gif, 21:15/gif, 7:50)
Stan: "Son, feelings are what women have; they come from their ovaries."
Stan: "You saved my life; how can I ever repay you?"
Roger: "You got TiVo?"
Stan: "I knew you couldn't resist a Federally-funded 'Dynasty' exhibit."
Stan: "Nobody threatens my family. Now get out of the way or I'll shoot you all." (to his family)
Stan: "Huh. What's this? Some kind of tear-like substance coming from my eye."
Steve: "He's crying."
Stan: "I'm not a lady!" points his firearm at Steve.
Way, way, way more enjoyable than I thought. I'm actually really enjoying this.
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Love American Dad!, it has some truly brilliant episodes. Roger has to be one of the greatest TV characters ever and I love Sir Patrick Stewart on this show.
As with Family Guy, some of the score is really excellent.
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Continuing SEASON 1:
"Homeland Insecurity"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/06+-+Homeland+Insecurity.mp4
Highlights:
1:24/7:56 in.^
6:51 in.
8:24 in.^
13:10 in.
15:25 in. Over three-and-a-half minutes long.^
19:46 in.
20:42 in.
(NtM: 1:42/gif, 7:37/gf)
Stan: "So, ah, what part of Islam do you hail from?"
"Well, ah, my parents are from Iran, but I was born in Cleveland."
Stan: "Really? We also have a Cleveland here in America ... and it would be just super if you didn't blow it up."
Roger: "Maybe my special power is keeping you from getting molested at the bus station. Maybe."
Stan: "Stop! I'm not a terrorist! I can't even grow a beard!"
"Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/07+-+Deacon+Stan%2C+Jesus+Man.mp4
Highlights:
3:42 in.
16:55 in.^
18:12 in.^
So, Roger says he goes threw his "reproductive time" every six years. In this episode he is going through it again. Stan says he's seen the diagram that Roger draws to show people how it works, so that means he had to do this once before. This means Stan and Roger made that escape at least six years ago.
Man, I got to say ... I know it's a cartoon, but what Stan does to Roger in this episode is ... really horrible. In a series where characters remember what they did to each other ... how does Roger ever get over this?
Why isn't anybody worried that two people saw Roger? Not even trying to hide him.
(NtM: 0:31, 6:05, 7:19, 13:00, 4:13/gif, 7:44/gif, 19:45/gif, 20:47/gif, 711:09)
Stan: "Damn my tiny girlish bladder."
Steve: "I touched her hand, her hand touched her boobs, by the transient property I got some boob! Algebras awesome!"
Stan: "That's right -- Mexico. Or as I like to call it: God's blind spot."
"Bullocks to Stan"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/08+-+Bullocks+to+Stan.mp4
Highlights:
0:04 in.^
2:39 in.^
6:32 in.^
8:14 in.^
17:57 in. Fight music.^
Francine should have said she can his captain's log.
Trivia: Sixteen years later and you can still use *69.
(NtM: 7:40/gif, 14:02/gif)
Stan: "I'm pooping blood tonight."
"A Smith in Hand"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/09+-+A+Smith+in+the+Hand.mp4
Highlights:
5:17 in.
11:17/13:10 in. "Psycho" parody music.^
16:04 in.^
17:57 in.^
Stan says he's never masturbated.
(NtM: 5:51/gif, 9:50/gif, 17:13/gif)
Steve: "So, you're saying I should never ever have se before marriage?"
Stan: "That's right -- or Angels will kill you."
Boob Doctor: "Your breasts are fine; it would be unethical of me to recommend anything larger. But may I suggest a third breast?"
Stan: Singing while playing a guitar, "Lava, acid, and your crotch, these are things you must not touch."
"All About Steve"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/10+-+All+About+Steve.mp4
Highlights:
0:31 in.^
1:10 in.
4:49 in.^
6:51 in.^
11:35 in.^
19:25 in.^
Considering they've done two episodes where the C.I.A. employees raid the office of a person leaving, it's not outside the realm of possibility that they shot Stan in the back so they could raid his office.
Roger: "I got beat up by a taco."
Stan: "Oh, God I wanna hit you!"
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Continuing SEASON 1:
"Con Heir"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E11+Con+Heir.mp4
Highlights:
0:31 in.
3:41 in.
3:52 in.^
7:57 in.^
15:13/15:33 in.^
18:19 in.^
18:48 in. Thirty seconds of funky chase music.^
Trivia: The poster on the wall of the movie theater was correct -- season one of "Murder, She Wrote" did come out in 2005. But what movie theater advertises old TV series DVD releases? No theater I've ever been to in my life..
"Stan, breaking into a vault is like making love to a woman."
Stan: "Right, so we should pound on it for like two minutes?"
"Stan of Arabia: Part 1"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E12+Stan+of+Arabia+Pt+1.mp4
Highlights:
0:07/0:33 in.^
1:26 in.
2:53 in.^
7:31 in. "Lawrence of Arabia" parody music. And the cue after the commercial break.^
9:00 in.^
11:41 in.^
13:21 in.^
14:37 in.^
15:41 in.^
16:17 in.^
19:07 in. Fight music.^
20:13 in. Ending with a "Lawrence of Arabia" parody.^
I not only enjoy the Arabian flavor to the score, but how once in Arabia, all the transition cues are now done in the sound.
Only thing missing: the end credits was not re-done to be Arabian in sound, too.
4:33 in: Jay Leno.
Stan: "Have you ever floated to Heaven on Angel wings? Tasted a cinnamon bun fresh from the oven? Licked hot chocolate from Santa's beard? That's what Americas like."
Roger: "Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" chugs it down, "Um, tastes like I might die."
"Stan of Arabia: Part 2"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E13+Stan+of+Arabia+Pt+2.mp4
Highlights:
1:37 in.^
3:25 in.^
4:21 in.^
12:35 in. One of those cues that simply has to be on a set of season one scoring (which will probably never happen since "Movement I" for "Family Guy" from LLLR, sold poorly; please go listen to the samples and buy one!^
14:37 in. "Lawrence of Arabia" parodies continue.^
Apparently not credited (if the IMDb page for this episode is accurate), Odile Corso provides the voice to Angelina Jolie. She'll return in future episodes. I guess Seth has a thing for her.
(NtM: 9:31/gif 10:21/gif, 10:30/gif, 13:13/gif, 20:07/gif)
Stan: "Francine, we live in Saudi Arabia now; and in Saudi Arabia, daddy makes the decisions, mommy makes a sandwich."
Roger: "Ahhh ... what'cha doin'?"
Steve: "Hey, can I see your bobs?"
God/Angelina Jolie: "What?"
Steve: "Come on, baby. Ah, I-I mean, God."
God/Angelina Jolie: "All right, but be warned: a single glance at the rack of infinite wisdom, could drive a man to madness.
Steve: "Oh -- now I have to see them."
"Stannie Get Your Gun"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E14+Stannie+Get+Your+Gun.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
9:30 in.^
As terrible as this episode is about firearms, Stan's sudden mental switching on them and the idiocy in reasoning when in the hospital ... I've actually seen people think and talk like that about things in real life. It's scary. They vote and drive.
(NtM: 11:48, 15:38, 16:01, 2:28/gif, 8:50/gif, 15:10/gif, 17:59/gif)
Francine: "Well, if it weren't for handcuffs and your father, you wouldn't be here young lady."
Klaus: "That's right, America -- come get me."
Roger: "I'm gonna make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears."
Roger: "Oh, I just love it when crap lines up like that."
Stan: "Hayley, tell Roger he's ... annoying."
"Star Trek"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E15+Star+Trek.mp4
Highlights:
0:30/1:53/14:33/20:28 in.
15:16 in.
17:09 in.^
18:29/18:39/19:04 in. "Halloween" theme parody.^
19:18 in.^
A little disappointed an episode by that title scored by [b[Ron Jones has nothing to do with any Star Trek series and contains no Star Trek music parodies/homages. Oh well.
(NtM: 4:50/gif, 17:30/gif, 19:35/gif)
"Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E16+Not+Particularly+Desperate+Housewife.mp4
Highlights:
1:40 in.^
3:28/10:20/10:45/12:05/20:17 in.^
5:33 in.^
6:59 in. Jones parodies his own Klingon music from "Star Trek: The Next Generation".^
8:51 in.^
14:21 in.^
16:20/16:55 in.^
17:11 in.^
Wow, Stan totally deserved some consequences, but he got none and was rewarded in the end.
(NtM: 1:28/gif)
Stan: "Forget it, Francine -- we already have something girly and annoying in this house; it's called Roger."
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Finishing SEASON 1:
Since I may not be online tomorrow, I am posting today.
"Rough Trade"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E17+Rough+Trade.mp4
Highlights:
1:36 in.^
2:39 in.^
7:18 in.^
9:25 in.^
15:55 in. And the cue after the commercial break.^(both)
1:36 in: MV makes a guest appearance. ;-)
5:12 in: continuity error -- no sound of the car running over the cement parking block.
Also: how did Roger get out of the car trunk? There'd have to be an inside release handle and back then I don't think makes/models had those. And it cant' be because Stan (off screen) made his one phone call to let Francine know he was in jail -- he'd spite Roger for the stung and if Roger had answered, he'd have hung up on him. I guess it's possible Roger held it to the touch.
(NtM: 1:36/gif, 7:45/gif, 8:22/gif, 8:37/gif, 12:25/gif, 13:06)
Stan: "It's not like I killed her. Hell -- she should thank me -- now she can park wherever she wants."
Roger: "Hawaii? That's where Japan goes to play golf."
Francine: "Morning, wood. Morning, wood. Morning, wood."
Stan: "There's something you should know about me by now, Roger: I don't learn lessons."
"Finances with Wolves"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E18+Finances+with+Wolves.mp4
Highlights:
1:25 in.^
2:46 in.^
3:30 in. The score for the fake movie.
4:37/12:27/13:05 in. Short disco cues.^
5:33 in.
6:00 in.^
11:37 in.^
16:58 in.^
18:00 in.^
20:07 in.^
(NtM: 12:07, 19:47/gif)
If it takes having an angry pet wolf to solve the problem of yippie dogs, then I need an angry pet wolf.
"It's Good to Be Queen"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E19+It's+Good+to+Be+the+Queen.mp4
Highlights:
3:06/8:26 in. Transition cues using the theme.^
18:02 in. Disco source music.^
Stan has a C.I.A. double (real name Bill).
Despite what Stan said two episodes prior, this time he did learn a lesson.
Trivia: Stan asks if Markie Post is dead and to Google it. Well, I did check and she died last year.
The waiter at the restaurant looks like the one from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".
(NtM: 8:21/gif, 16:10/gif)
Roger: "Yeah, let's keep that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists that won't be able to help you."
Roger: "Okay, Steven: When people start sentences with 'What pizza has taught me', that's the go ahead to tune out."
"Roger 'n Me"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E20+Roger+'n'+Me.mp4
Highlights:
14:15 in.^
19:22 in.^
20:05 in.
This episode is just creepy.
Sooo ... Roger now knows about what's in Stan's bedroom third drawer now, right?
Yes, I did stop to count that number of stripes on the American flag on Stan's work desk, and yes it is thirteen.
Oh, and I'd like to point out the music editor's name is Stan Jones. Like a combo of Stan Smith and Ron Jones; holy coincidences, Batman!
(Well, holy crap -- I just searched to see if there was a Steve Murphy, and there is! One music department credit on IMDb for consulting on Dolby sound)
(NtM: 17:42, 15:58/gif)
Stan: "Oh my God -- I hit Francine!" (after running over her twice)
Roger: "We should probably leave a note."
"Helping Handis"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E21+Helping+Handis.mp4
Highlights:
9:55 in.^
18:24 in. Short action cue very similar in style to his action work on certain episodes of "Star Trek: The Next Generation".^
20:28 in.
(NtM: 15:04, 7:35/gif, 9:12/gif, 10:47)
Stan: "Oh good -- you're not touching yourself."
Stan: "Look, you know how when you put a piece of Juicy Fruit in your mouth and the first five seconds it tastes so sweet and perfect? Like somebody sprayed a little miracle on your tongue? Well, that's what being popular is like, only all the time."
Francine: "Doctor; I didn't go to school for twelve hours to be called 'mom'!"
Stan: "How do I say this nicely? Loser! Loser! Loser!" (making a finger "L" on each of Steve's friend's heads)
"With Friends Like Steve's"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E22+With+Friends+Like+Steve's.mp4
Highlights:
4:22 in.^
10:10 in.^
17:04 in.^
(NtM: 12:15, 0:54/gifs, 14:11/gif)
"Tears of a Clooney"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/01%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S01E23+Tears+of+a+Clooney.mp4
Highlights:
11:08/12:32 in.^
15:39 in. Action chase cue.
19:17 in.
Francine turns 40 years old in this episode.
Trivia: In a bizarre joke, the newspaper headline in the opening credits this episode says Rob Schneider is dead at the age of 62. In real life he's not only not dead, he was not even 62 when that episode aired; not even close.
And in real life Wendy Schaal -- who voices Francine -- was not in an episode of "Scarecrow and Mrs. King". She was, however, in a number of old classic TV series.
In real life there was no movie called "Dr. Love" that George Clooney was in.
Migrant Kid: "Water break, boss?"
Roger: "Oh, honey, don't call me 'boss' -- that makes me feel like some kind of monster. Call me dad."
Migrant Kid: "Water break, dad?"
Roger: "No."
Steve: "I let you kiss each other while I watched and this is how you re-pay me?"
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Continuing SEASON 2:
"Iced, Iced Babies"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E06+Iced%2C+Iced+Babies.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
15:40 in.^
17:15 in.^
(NtM: 10:32, 18:29/gif)
"Of Ice and Men"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E07+Of+Ice+and+Men.mp4
Highlights:
3:41 in.^
8:03 in.
14:16 in.^
15:51 in.
17:52 in.^
20:59 in. Short disco cue.^
Roger has a MySpace page.
Klaus says he was also "two sharks and a monkey".
"Irregarding Steve"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E08+Irregarding+Steve.mp4
Highlights:
0:30/7:18/9:40 in. Short transition cues.^
1:47 in.^
3:23 in.
8:10 in.^
8:29 in. Bustling city cue lead by brass.^
16:21 in.^
19:59 in.
(Note to Me: 0:50/gif, 1:47/gif)
"The Best Christmas Story Never Told"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E09+The+Best+Christmas+Story+Never.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
5:37 in.^
6:33/8:06/14:08 in. Short disco cues.^
9:99 in.^
11:59 in.^
12:27 in.^
19:24 in.
Lisa Kudrow voices the dumb fairy.
There's a guy named Sam Pancake. I wonder if his middle name is Blueberry.
Continuity error: Francine says Roger has only been here four years but we know from prior episodes he's been with them longer. Roger also adds he's been on Earth since Roswell, 1947, when he crashed. We don't yet know how longer Roger's species lives, but we do know he's over sixty years old for certain.
Stan: "Ah, this is more like it; two teenagers sitting on Santa's lap as a midget snaps a picture. If that doesn't commemorate our savior's birth, I don't know what does."
"Bush Comes to Dinner"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E10+Bush+Comes+to+Dinner.mp4
Highlights:
9:59 in.^
20:46 in.
21:16 in.
Just a terrible episode. And I don't say that as a Bush fan (which I am not).
(NtM: 5:47)
Stan: "No, I need you -- you're my muse. Now shut up -- I can't think with your babbling."
Steve: "Psst -- meet me in the attic."
George W. Bush: "Pardon me, junior ranger?"
Steve: "I have something big you'll want to get your hands on."
"The American Dream Factory"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E11+American+Dream+Factory.mp4
Highlights:
11:28 in.^
13:26 in.^
20:47 in.^
Another terrible episode.
"A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E12+A.T.+Abused+Terestrial.mp4
Highlights:
8:19 in.^
18:51 in.
19:15 in.^
20:22/20:57 in.
Trivia: In real life Mr. Pibb was not discontinued.
(NtM: 14:59, 4:40/gif)
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Continuing SEASON 2:
"Black Mystery Month"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E13+Black+Mystery+Month.mp4
Highlights:
3:31 in.
4:27 in.^
7:50 in.^
10:07/10:38 in.
14:19/15:54 in.^
16:33 in. and.^
17:40 in.^
18:07 in.^
That's still how Wikipedia works.
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Stan: "Steve, how many times have I told you? If children get less than eight hours of sleep, their boy glands emit a pleasant scent that attracts pedophiles."
Stan: "I guess I'm going to have to treat you like an adult. Now don't forget to brush your teeth or goblins will kill you mother."
Steve: "To know the man, I must taste the man."
"An Apocalypse to Remember"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E14+An+Apocalypse+to+Remember.mp4
Highlights:
1:30 in.^
5:40 in.^
7:00 in.^
9:20 in.^
13:48 in.^
14:39 in.^
19:44 in.^
I supposed all the little Jewish-flavored mini pieces could be strung together into a mini suite. Except the wedding piece, which would interrupt the flow.
(NtM: 17:33/gif)
Trivia: JDate is still a dating website for single Jewish people.
Stan: "Can you believe we're going to meet Denzelle Washington? He's like Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate!"
"Four Little Words"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E15+Four+Little+Words.mp4
Highlights:
2:39 in.^
8:38 in.^
11:58 in.^
14:10 in.^
18:47 in.^
19:11 in.^
Well, if you've ever wanted to hear Patrick Stewart say "made me really horny", here's your chance.
Roger's race has the heart in their asses.
Seth got me -- I didn't see that midget thing coming.
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Francine: "Oh, Stan, nothing turns me on like watching a dear friend get worked over by an old man."
Stan: "Well, you've had enough."
"Kevin Bacon is an American treasure, even when he's playing an invisible rapist."
"When a Stan Loves a Woman"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E16+When+a+Stan+Loves+a+Woman.mp4
Highlights:
0:51 in.^
2:21 in.^
5:25 in.^
16:35 in.^ *
(NtM: 3:16/gif)
Francine says the rose bushes she planted are each for a different man she slept with. Total number of bushes seen aside from Stan's: at least 400. Not all bushes are seen and it's implied there are more.
* = Given how Seth likes Kermit the Frog, it would have been hilarious had that been Kermit in the bed.
Roger: "Franny, bar whores. Bar whores, Franny."
Fat Bar Guy: "Can I borrow a quarter? 'cause I wanna call my mother and tell her I just met the girl I wanna nail in the bathroom."
"I Can't Stan You"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S02E17++I+Can't+Stan+You.mp4
Highlights:
0:32 in.^
1:47 in.^
7:53 in. Swingin' jazz piece.^
12:50 in.^
16:30 in.^
17:33/18:48 in.^
19:41 in.^
Roger: "I must plan my next move carefully..." (classic series moment)
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SEASON 3:
"The Vacation Goo"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E01+The+Vacation+Goo.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in. Short transition cue.^
2:45 in.^(open)
4:13 in. Short transition cue.^
5:43 in.^
12:23 in.^
14:23/14:52 in.^
20:12 in.^
Mr. Pibb again.
Roger sure does dress like a woman a lot of the series.
They should make this a sequel and call it: "The Vacation Goo II: Secret of the Ooze".
(Note to Me: 2:25/gif, 7:12/gif, 16:21/gif, 16:35/gif)
Stan: "My idea of a vacation is a vacation away from you people."
Roger: "My dream has come true! You humble me; I am humbled. Excuse me..." opens the door and yells to all the other wannabe actresses, "GO HOME, BITCHES, SHOW'S OVER -- I NAILED IT!"
Stan: "Kids -- you wanna play 20 Questions until we die? I'm thinking of a person."
Steve: "Ronald Reagan."
Stan: "DAMN!"
Out-of-context quote...
Steve: "Yeah, yeah -- paint my face!"
"Meter Made"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E02+Meter+Made.mp4
Highlights:
0:30/10:07/20:21 in.^
2:11 in. Short cue.^
3:11 in.^
3:53 in. Sneaking around at night music. About forty seconds long.^
6:38 in.^
8:47 in. This would make a good opening to 3:53. If were compiling a set of season three scoring, that's just what I would do.^
11:36 in.^
I finally compared the waiter for the waiter from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and yes -- it's clear he was drawn to look almost exactly like him, save some hair color streaks. And no -- he's not voiced by Jonathan Schmock.
So, now we know on top of Steve having a fear of moths, Stan has a fear of seagulls.
Wilhelm scream around the end.
"Hi, I'm Jonathan; I'll be peeing on your feet this evening."
Francine: "Punching a meter maid? Pft -- it's like punching a fat person -- no body cares."
Francine: "This couch is upholstered in cheetah, and the throw pillows are made from her cubs; we didn't wanna separate them -- that would be cruel."
"Dope and Faith"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E03+Dope+and+Faith.mp4
Highlights:
3:!8 in.^
5:32 in.^
6:41 in.^
8:10 in.^
12:07 in.^
19:13 in.
Stan is just such a horrible person. The whole family is rather awful, too.
How can Steve be so quiet and calm and smiling when Stan has a moth on his shoulder? It's been previously established Steve has a huge fear of moths.
(NtM: 3:40/gif, 11:41/gif, 17:54/gif)
Stan: "I ... I gotta have friends. Even child molesters have friends. I mean -- they're usually other child molesters, but, you know, they go to lunch and stuff."
Stan: "Put on your pants, Jesus -- there's someone at the door."
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Continuing SEASON 3:
"Big Trouble in Little Langley"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E04+Big+Trouble+in+Little+Langley.mp4
Highlights:
0:30/7:15/13:05/15:39 in. Short transition cues.^
5:10 in.^
7:05 in.^
17:05 in.
17:58 in.^
4:35 in: John Williams named dropped.
Roger is fire proof. He also mentions his parents having a tragic story, which we don't hear.
(NtM: 21:07/gif)
Stan: "I'll give you forty-eight dollars to assimilate."
"Haylias"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E05+Haylias.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
17:39 in. Two minutes of action music.
19:58 in.
"The 42-Year-Old Virgin"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E06+The+42+Year+Old+Virgin.mp4
Highlights:
0:31 in. Chase music.
5:%9 in.^
13:46 in.
15:47 in.^
18:08 in.^
18:48/19L49 in.
Stan has lied fourteen times about killing people, which somehow the C.I.A. bought.
Man, I would really have liked for him to have just killed the guy.
Stan: "Good morning, whore."
Roger: "How awesome is Craigslist?"
Bad Larry: "That's how I met my hiking buddy. And that bitch who stole all my stuff."
"Surro-Gate"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E07+Surro-Gate.mp4
Highlights:
3:57 in.
11:51 in. Delight instrumental version of the old song mothers sang to babies to make them sleep.^
15:51 in.
16:33/19:18 in.^
16:55 in.^
20:11/20:35 in.^
Stan thinks "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" is garbage.
Six months has passed in'verse, and Steve and Roger were in the attic for most of the time, so any future episodes with them means they take place about six months or more after this episode.
10:16 in: Is that original "West Side Story" music or a re-creation?
Actually, the whole premise of kidnaping baby doesn't work like Stan says. Once you cross out of your state's lines and enter another state, it becomes a Federal crime and the F.B.I. gets involved. You don't get to just give away or sell a baby like that.
Stan: "When will I learn? Every time I let a man take a picture of me in the bathroom, it goes bad."
Stan: "Wow, that's a good strong handshake, young man. You remind me of the kids from 'Old Yeler'. Come one -- let's go shoot your dog."
Jason: "I don't have a dog."
Stan: "We'll get you one. Then we'll shoot it."
"The Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E08+The+Most+Adequate+Christmas+Ever.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in. Short Christmas-flavored opening cue.^
4:38 in.^
15:12/15:40 in.^
18:10 in.^
21:00 in.^
Nice little Christmas episode.
Stan: "I don't know why Francine is always mad at me for being right; I don't get mad at her for always being wrong."
Stan: "Hey -- you're not a nobody; you're an expendable pawn in my quest to save my family. You hold on to that."
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Finishing SEASON 3:
"Frannie "
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E09+Frannie+911.mp4
Highlights:
5:10/5:44 in.^
16:56 in.
You know what occurred to me these last few episodes? We haven't seen Roger shoot out all that green liquid like he says he does every six hours. I think it's been over a season since we've seen that happen now.
(NtM: 10:52/gif)
"Tearjerker"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E10+Tearjerker.mp4
A one-off episode where Stan plays a James Bond-like hero.
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
1:27 in.^
1:47 in.^
6:44/8:36/9:01/ in.^
9:51 in. Short cue.^
10:40 in.^
14:11 in.^
16:45 in.
19:21 in. The cue stops and goes a few times.^
Stan: "... then I'm going to make love to you until you hate your vagina."
Stan: "Face it, Tearjerker, you've jerked your last tear."
"Oedipal Panties"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E11+Oedipal+Panties.mp4
Highlights:
9:15 in.^
14:19 in.^
15:04 in.^
17:48/18:33 in.^
Klaus says he hasn't felt the touch of another human being in over six years, implying he was in a human body six years ago.
(NtM: 5:50/gif, 6:07/gif)
Stan: "My mothers very vulnerable right now - every guy she goes out with dumps her on the third date! And why wouldn't they? She's all dried up -- her uterus is an abandoned theater; nothing in there but old play bills and memories. Some say there's a phantom that only comes out at night..."
Roger: "Yeah, keep interrupting -- that's helpful."
"Widowmaker"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E12+Widowmaker.mp4
Highlights:
5:31 in.^
8:14 in.^
16:41 in.^
18:55 in.^
20:41 in.
So, Stan is afraid of seagulls and terrified of fountains.
(NtM: 1:05/gif, 6:59/gif)
"Red October Sky"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E13+Red+October+Sky.mp4
Highlights:
0:53 in.^
7:39 in.
10:31 in.^
14:57 in.^
18:50 in.^
(NtM: 11:46/gif)
Director Bullock: "Find them all by next Friday and I'll give you another eighth of-an-inch."
Stan: "And I'll take that eighth of-an-inch, sir. I'll take it like a man."
Director Bullock: "I know you will."
Stan: "Yeah I will."
"Office Spaceman"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E14+Office+Spaceman.mp4
Highlights:
12:44 in.^
Roger hates puppies.
Continuity issue: In season one Bullock saw Roger and recognized him as the alien that escaped years ago. Here he sees Roger again and doesn't recognize him.
(NtM: 19:33)
Roger: "Set this jar of jelly beans on my desk; I hear it'll make me a more approachable boss. IF you ever eat one, so help me I'll destroy you."
Bullock: "I assume you'll want some days off to nurse your devastated bunghole."
"Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E15+Stanny+Slickers+II+The+Legend+of+Ollie's+Gold.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
17:26 in.^
19:30 in.^
Hayley's middle name is Dreamsmasher.
Francine's black lesbian friend disappeared for so long I thought maybe she was quietly written out of the show, but here she is in the background.
(NtM: 3:55/gif, 9:54/gif, 13:12/gif)
Stan: "If I had died in that crash today, who would remember me?"
Francine: "I would."
Stan: "That's right -- nobody."
"Spring Break-Up"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S03E16+Spring+Breakup.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
4:17 in.^
(NtM: 1:44/gif, 8:00/gif, 9:12/gif, 11:27/gif)
Steven: "I shaln't waste an ounce of boner on you."
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SEASON 4:
The opening credits scene have been changed, aside from wen Stan jumped out of bed.
"1,600 Candles"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E01+1600+Candles.mp4
Highlights:
10:39 in.^
15:57 in.^
20:50 in. Here's something I never thought I'd ever say: music for a flying pubic hair.^
(NtM: 2:15/gif)
"The One That Got Away"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E02+The+One+That+Got+Away.mp4
Highlights:
4:31 in.^
11:06 in.^
13:23 in.
16:23 in.^
18:16 in.^
20:16 in.
This episode exemplifies just what a horrible person Roger is.
How did Roger "Rape" a tree branch when he has o genitals? That was not only established in a prior episode, but he says in this one he has none. So, how does his species reproduce? If this were "The Orville", they'd want answers.
(NtM: 20:35/gif)
"One Little Word"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E03+One+Little+Word.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in. Short intro cue.^
12:52 in.^
15:16/16:09/17:26 in.^
19:36 in.
Bullock has an adopted black Hindi baby named "Avery, Jr.", which I suppose to a joke for Avery Brooks -- Captain Sisko on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine".
Roger has purple-colored blood. I think this contradicts prior episodes.
(NtM: 5:13/gif, 5:59/gif, 10:52/gif)
"Choosy Wives Choose Smith"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E04+Choosy+Wives+Choose+Smith.mp4 (volume is low on this load)
Highlights:
1:31 in.
2:19 in.^
5:17 in.^
5:37 in. Western music.^
6:49 in.^
12:08/12:57 in.^
13:14 in.^
14:55 in.^
Steve can not only play the cello, and play it well.
So, I'm kind of hoping the evil cat that refuses to die will become a regular thing in the series, like Peter and the giant chicken in "Family Guy".
Francine: "For the last time: I love you and I'm happy! Now LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Stan: "Man, I sure can pump when I'm full of ham."
Roger: "Toss me a leaf you son of a bitch -- I'm passing a beak over here!"
"Escape from Pearl Bailey"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E05+Escape+from+Pearl+Bailey.mp4
Highlights:
7:04 in.^
8:09 in.^
8:33/9:50/10:41 in.^
13:15/14:21 in.^
16:10/17:31 in.^
16:47 in.^
19:03/20:21 in.^
20:39/21:07 in.^
Steve's fat girlfriend Debbie has been gone so long I forgot about her.
(NtM: 5:25)
"I never wanted to say bye-bye to your Birdie."
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Continuing SEASON 4:
"Pulling Double Booty"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E06+Pulling+Double+Booty.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
2:24/2:47 in.^
4:58 in.^
6:19 in.^
6:59 in.^
9:52 in.^
17:44 in.^
19:46 in.
So ... Hayley thought it was creepy Steve was masturbating to painting of her (without the head, so he didn't know), but here she has no problem making out with someone that looks exactly like Stan. Okay then.
(NtM: 9:25/gif, 9:30/gif)
"Phantom of the Telethon"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E07+Phantom+of+the+Telethon.mp4
Highlights:
3:59 in.^
14:47 in. Chase music.^
19:19 in.^
20:20 in.^
I'd also like those two telethon source cues that are heard after Roger plays his keyboard twice (11:09 and 13:17).
13:00 in: You know what would have been a delightful surprise? Had that been the same bear from "The Critic" and it stopped and attack Jay Sherman in the audience.
Trivia: Stan mentions "The Ghost Whisperer" was still on the air. And yes, it was. But less than two years later it aired its final episode.
(NtM: 9:50, 10:20/11:09/13:17)
Roger: "I let Jerry Lewis live and I think we all agree that was a mistake."
Roger: "The arm is dis-bomed! Damnit."
"Chimdale"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E08+Chimdale.mp4
Highlights:
3:30 in.^
5:54 in.
17:17/18:10 in.^
What a delightful surprise to have that black detective back, now working a detective elsewhere.
(NtM: 19:21, 8:27/gif)
Roger: "No more empty promises, no sir -- not from this alcoholic."
"Stan Time"
By: Ron Jones
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E09+Stan+Time.mp4
This is the final effort by Jones for the series.
Highlights:
4:13 in.^
7:16 in. This short transition cue reminds me of "Get Christie Love!" scoring.^
11:17 in.^
16:57 in. Sad emotional cue with piano and strings.^
19:22 in.^
While that was it for Jones on this show (for what ever reason), he did continue on "Family Guy".
Trivia: About seven years earlier on "Family Guy" (episode: "Brian Does Hollywood"), Ron Jones is nominated for best porn score in the show. Here in real life, he scores an episode where porn is made. Also nominated in that episode: Walter Murphy, and John Williams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHABq23p0vU
(NtM: 19:1 01:34/gif)
Stan: "Just gonna Beat it until my hands fall off."
Roger: "You know I read they bleach buttholes now, Steven; are they trying to say God chose the wrong color?"
"Family Affair"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E10+Family+Affair.mp4
Highlights:
5:17 in.^
11:23/13:58 in.^
Casual opening dialogue: Francine killed her college room mate by stabbing her. No, it's not a plot point, just a casual throw-away line.
You know, a season or two ago Stan was asking the family in the closing of an episode why they even have Roger anymore, and if anyone seriously even likes him.
Scotty is Steven's favorite "Star Trek" character.
So in this episode Roger says he hasn't seen the Logans in seventeen years, so that means sometime from then and when Stan got Roger out of the C.I.A. base, was probably ten years of less that Roger wasn't being held.
(NtM: 10:21/gif, 17:56/gif)
Stan: "You defiled my moment, son, right in front of my wife."
(Reminds me of Dr. Cox from "Scrubs" and Turk stealing his moment)
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Continuing SEASON 4:
"Live and Let Fry"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E11+Live+and+Let+Fry.mp4
This is McNeely's first effort for the series.
Highlights:
4:55 in.^
6:44 in.^
7:13/7:54 in.^
9:03 in.^
13:31/14:14/14:57 in.^
16:41 in.^
20:15 in.^
Based upon this first score, McNeely is a very much welcomed addition to the show. Sad it had to be because Jones left.
I first noticed McNeely on the show back when I saw an episode that was a parody of "Back to the Future", where he parodied the score, too. Back when I saw it on television way back when.
Wait ... how does Roger get news? Somebody would have to tell him, and if anybody does that, Roger will inevitably find out.
Delightful -- yet another episode with the black private investigator. The previous one turned out to be a big disappointment. Hopefully this means he'll be in many more future episodes. I don't want to be spoiled, so I'm not going to look it up.
(NtM: 2:20/gif, 9:01/gif)
Stan: "Poor Roker -- he'll always be fat."
Stan: "Oh, God yes -- I want you in my mouth!"
Steve: "Can I have a bunny?"
Stan: "To kill?" in an excited voice.
Steve: "Nooo, to love."
Stan: "Ah, geez."
"Roy Rogers McFreely"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E12+Roy+Rogers+McFreely.mp4
Highlights:
2:53 in.^
7:48 in.^
8:39 in. Short "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" knock off.^
10:32 in.^
14:28 in.^
17:48 in.^
Aside from bad episodes, this is the first episode to really feel inferior. According to IMDb, this was the sixth episode to be written by Brian Obyle (who si also an executive producer on the show). Thankfully -- going by his IMDb credits -- he didn't write to many episodes.
"Jack's Back"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E13+Jack's+Back.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
5:15/5:51/8:53 in. Brief country-flavor cues.^
10:25 in.
(NtM: 13:11)
Stan: "Now its making a black tinkle out of the who-zie what-er."
"Bar Mitzvah Shuffle"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E14+Bar+Mitzvah+Hustle.mp4
Highlights:
4:47 in.^
10:30 in.^
In terms of just readily lying to get his way even for no apparent reason, Roger is like George Castanza times ten.
Roger: "The Fat one. You're still trying to win back the fat one?"
"No, we're the Lex Luther fan club, they're the skinheads."
"Wife Insurance"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E15+Wife+Insurance.mp4
Highlights:
1:38 in.^
3:16 in.^
5:20 in.^
5:53/9:55/13:20/17:34 in.^
19:18/19:26/20:02 in. Fight music.^
(NtM: 15:31/gif)
Barry: "I made heavy in my pants."
Roger: "Lets face it: On our darkest day we're maybe 'Scooby-Doo'."
Steve: "Maybe Quincy."
Roger: "Maybe Quincy."
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Continuing SEASON 4:
"Delorean Story-An"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E16++Delorean+Story-an.mp4
Highlights:
0:29/3:15 in.^
10:30 in. Short action cue.^
13:51 in. Parodying the "Back to the Future" score.^
14:07/ in.^
14:41 in. Parodying the "Back to the Future" score.^
17:06 in.^
18:16 in. Parodying the "Back to the Future" score.^
Steve if fourteen years old.
Okay, so I'm just going to sound horrible, but I seriously wanted Stan to drive back and over the turtle and kill it, then we here in the background after the vehicle stop, "Oh, there it is, Steve, found your lucky rabbit's foot."
(NtM: 12:28)
Roger: "Filthy little mind freaker, that's what he is."
Roger: "I was having fun then I saw you and my fun went soft."
"Every Which Way But Lose"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E17+Every+Which+Way+But+Lose.mp4
Highlights:
5:49 in.^
11:46/13:17/14:05/15:14 in. 1970's-esque NFL music. 16:01 would be a nice ending to those cues.^
12:52 in.^
19:57/20:37 in.^
21:20 in. Another 1970's-esque NFL cue for the end credits.^
I wish all stupid people voted the way Francine does.
It seems the writers have forgotten that Roger shoots out that liquid every six hours "like clock work", so there doesn't need to be this rational from a drinking bender that is causing him to leak.
Stan: "A sturdy groin is the lynch pin of victory."
Francine: "Well, I;m going to go enter my pie.
Stan: "Like I did last night, huh."
"Weiner of Our Discontent"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E18+Weiner+of+Our+Discontent.mp4
Highlights:
12:41 in.^
18:22 in.^
This is the first episode where we find out Toshie has a sister. We also see his mother, and the inside of their house.
(NtM: 10:00/gif)
"Daddy Queerest"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E19+Daddy+Queerest.mp4
Highlights:
2:26 in. Short transition cue.^
Trivia: Also false death note in the show. Kenny Baker -- the midget in R2D2 -- died in 2016 (at the age of 81). This episode aired in 2009.
"Stan's Night Out"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S04E20+Stan's+Night+Out.mp4
Highlights:
11:14 in. Short fight music cue.^
15:47 in.^
(NtM: 2:10/gif)
Stan: "Yeeeee! I'm going to get to do man stuff tonight!"
"I want the old Dick back. I don't want bad new Dick, I want good old Dick. Give me the Dick I'm used to. Give me the Dick I love."
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Continuing SEASON 5:
"In Country...Club"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E01+In+Country...+Club.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
7:29 in.^
13:20 in.^
14:26 in.^
16:05 in.^
16:44 in.
17:21 in.^
19:31 in.^
Roger: "Shut your mouth, you stupid bitch."
Stan: "I'm pulling out of you, Steve."
Stan: "That's my ... neighbor's son."
"Moon Over Isla Island"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E02+Moon+Over+Isla+Island.mp4
Highlights:
5:37 in.^
7:34/8:45/19:41 in.^
20:18 in.^
All of Patrick Stewart's dialogue sounds like it wasn't recorded in a studio but somewhere apart from where the cast did it.
"Home Adrone"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E03+Home+Adrone.mp4
Highlights:
6:17 in.^
16:56 in.^
17:37 in. The parade music. And the action cue that crossfades into it, which uses Chinese percussion.^
19:46 in.^
20:50 in.^
Useless Trivia: Steven notes the in-'verse date as the 7th, so naturally I had to go and check what the date was this episode aired on, which turned out to be the 11th. Close.
The Trivia page for the episode on IMDb says the second house burning is the house of Hank Hill on "King of the Hill", but it's got only some similarities; more is different than the same: some of the windows aren't right, the colors are wrong, the bushes along the long=side from are wrong, and a row of property-diving bushes which isn't in the show.
(NtM: 2:31/gif)
Stan: "Your ass has betrayed you."
"Brains, Brains, and Automobiles"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E04+Brains%2C+Brains+and+Automobiles.mp4
Highlights:
0:30/4:21 in.^
6:06 in.
15:57 in.^
18:26 in. Disco-y fight music.^
20:13 in.^
When Director Bullock stands back to a full erect position, he tucks his pants down, just like Stewart did all the time in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (and it you never noticed it, you will now!).
(NtM: 10:02, 12:05/gif, 13:55/gif)
"Man in the Moonbounce"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E05+The+Moon+in+the+Moonbounce.mp4
Highlights:
18:21 in.
20:18 in.^
20:53 in.^
That fake spaceship atop the Moonbounce bouncing thing, should totally be a background spaceship on "The Orville". For the nerd of it, that's why.
"Shallow Vows"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E06+Shallow+Vows.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
2:25 in.^
20:46 in.^
Stan: "That is an unsatisfying answer."
Roger: "Don't go into shock; this day isn't about you."
Stan: "Let's see -- what kind of job can an ugly person do? Run the equipment sign-out room in the YMCA. You could wrap flowers in a super market. Manage a JoAnn Fabrics; think about, Francine -- management. You're not Filipino, so you can't be a nurse..."
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Continuing SEASON 5:
"My Morning Straitjacket"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E07+My+Morning+Straitjacket.mp4
Highlights:
Nothing. There's next to no score in the episode anyway.
So, we now know Stan is seeing two girls behind Francine's back at any given time. This second one is named Maureen.
I totally believe at some point something like the Norman/bathroom thing has happened in real life to a celebrity. More than once.
(NtM: 5:56/gif, 10:04/gif)
Stan: "Now pass me the fucking sweet potatoes!"
Roger: "The names Abbey. Abbey Road. And when it snows, I need to be plowed."
"G-String Circus"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E08+G-String+Circus.mp4
Highlights:
2:52 in.
7:58 in.^
4:23 in: "Scrubs" homage, including doing a "Scrubs" score-sounds-a-like cue. And yes -- he's voiced by Donald Faison!
Trivia: I looked it up and "Bashful testicles" appears to be a slang term and not particularly common.
(NtM: 2:03/gif)
Stan: "I could have been born with bashful testicles. Tell the bank to think of that."
"Rapture's Delight"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E09+Rapture's+Delight.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in. Christmas classic opens the episode.^
6:15 in.^
16:21 in.^
(NtM: 6:09/gif, 9:34/gif, 19:20/gif)
Roger: "Oh my God! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung. But I already knew that."
"Jesus is coming back? Did he forget something?"
"Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E10+Don't+Look+a+Smith+Horse+in+the+Mouth.mp4
Highlights:
3:58 in.^
6:24 in.^
13:29 in.^
14:21 in. Forty-second montage cue.^
16:37 in.^
17:37 in.^
18:36 in.^
19:03 in.^
19:56 in.^
20:47 in.^
Roger: "You sick fuck."
"A Jones for a Smith"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E11+A+Jones+for+a+Smith.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
6:06 in.^
6:37 in.^
7:10/7:41 in.^
11:22 in.^
13:00 in.^
14:43 in.^
16:31 in.
17:04/18:20 in.^
20:39 in.^
(NtM: 9:50/gif, 11:03/gif)
Francine: "Roger, you're not being helpful."
Roger: ""Did you really expect me to be?"
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Continuing SEASON 5:
"May the Best Stan Win"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E12+May+the+Best+Stan+Win.mp4
Highlights:
6:08 in.^
12:16 in.^
14:42 in.^
16:19 in.^
17:05/17:23 in.^
19:19 in.^
Trivia: So, I decided to search and see if the "Tennessee log jammer" was a real sexual thing that Stan brought up. Much to my horror, it is a real thing. I highly recommend you not look it up.
(NtM: 11:08/gif)
Stan: "Tomorrow you'll be served breakfast in bed like a queen. Or a quadriplegic."
"Return of the Bling"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E13+Return+of+the+Bling.mp4
Highlights:
3:#4 in.^
5:29 in.^
9:51 in.
18:54 in.^
20:44 in.
Klaus is carrying a "Family Guy" lunch bucket and wearing a hat with Brian on it, indicating FG is a TV series within this universe, however, later on there are crossover episodes, which completely destroys this clip.
By the way, some of remember that Roger is fire proof, so...
Stan: "Nonsense, you just gave me another hole for your glory to shine threw -- a glory hole in my face."
Stan: "Oh, son, every day with you is a punch in the nads."
"Cops & Roger"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E14+Cops+and+Roger.mp4
Highlights:
1:19 in.
20:08 in.
Talia Shire is mentioned. And not how you think...
(NtM: 5:20, 6:00, 7:50)
Stan: "I've been waiting to hear those words for a long time; I've just payed they'd come from my son and not an alien in a sports bra."
Roger: "You! Put that tub of mayonnaise in my car! I'm going to make it my girlfriend."
"Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E15+Merlot+Down+Dirty+Shame.mp4
Highlights:
2:15 in.^
4:15/4:58/6:13 in.^
12:40 in. Free-form jazz montage cue.^
Roger can apparently play the harp. So Steve can play a cello and he can play a harp ... maybe there should be an episode were they get together.
Steve: "No, Amy -- I have so much horniness to give!"
"Bully for Steve"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E16+Bully+for+Steve.mp4
Highlights:
2:47 in.^
3:15 in.^
13:00 in.^
14:28 in.^
Stan: "Son, go upstairs, find your nads -- they're probably in your Lego tub [...]"
Stan: "Is there anything better than night tennis?"
Klaus: "Yah -- a racially pure Europe."
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