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I play Henry Mancini music to cure my Insomnia.
On your nose flute, yes? 
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Seeing it in a movie theater? Seeing it on a phone?
Pffft! What's the diff???
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Gomorrah / Gonorrhea -- PFT - what's the difference?
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Books, schmooks!
Just watch the movie version!
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Arugula, schmarugala!
Iceberg lettuce works just as well!
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There're simply not enough "Happy birthday, John Williams" threads in General Discussion this week. Should be pages and pages by now.
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And why does an industry that lectures us abut this and about that, often utterly with zero basis or built entirely upon lies, continua/lly protect all these perverts/sexual assaulters/rapists for years and years and decades and decades.
Pitch Meeting Guy: "Because money."
Pitch Meeting Studio Executive: "OH THAT's RIGHT -- MONEY! Continue protecting the pervert."
Pitch Meeting Guy: "Yes, sir, we will."
Pitch Meeting Studio Executive: "Oh, protecting perverts for money is TIGHT."
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Feb 11, 2021 - 5:11 AM
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jackfu
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Sorry to "borrow" your stuff, Justin. 
Pitch Meeting Guy: "I got it! We use Dr. Evil, Neo, Pennywise, Bogart, Bergman, Joker, Wonder Woman, and a bunch of others to do a 'Mask Up!' type of PSA!"
Pitch Meeting Studio Executive: "But some of those are evil mass-murderers!"
Pitch Meeting Guy: "Yeah, but at least they're not spreading! Plu$, we can tie it all in with our new $treaming $ervice! Becau$e...money!"
Pitch Meeting Studio Executive: "You da man! Come over here! But mask up!"
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