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With the world human population on lock down pollution is way down
Not in our house 
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For reasons I cannot even begin to fathom, I keep walking around the house singing 'Corona Virus, where people disappear' to the tune of Bermuda Triangle by Barry Manilow.
It's driving my missus crazy and she's threatened to kill me on several occasions, but it's hard to stop after it's in my brain.
I really need things to get back to normal quick smart.
Theres a vid doing the rounds weeks ago of a bald guy singing coronavirus to copacabana. Very difficult earworm to stop once it starts.
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what if you didn't know, still dressed up, and got burgered?
New verb! Thanks, LC.
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Damn l loved those pants!
Mind they don't put this on your tombstone, Ed. 
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MMM! Next door to the public library someone is cooking liver and onions. I can smell it.
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In the 21st century…
Due to budget reductions, that is a Jedi in the next film
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May 18, 2020 - 7:22 AM
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joan hue
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I find little humor in this whole ordeal, but a friend sent me an e mail that has been circulating, and I did find a few chuckles in it. Enjoy.
“I hope they give us two weeks notice before sending us back out into the real world. I think we'll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m.
COVID monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries $2,799.
Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
Low maintenance women are having their moment right now. We don't have nails to fill and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day. I have been training for this moment my entire life!
When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale.
It may take a village to raise a child but I swear it’s going to take a vineyard to home school one.
You know those car commercials where there's only 1 vehicle on the road - doesn't seem so unrealistic these days ...
They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until July to see what happens to everyone first.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:
1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is.
Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.
People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen up, the churches and casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious.
Home school Day 12: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
Put a drink in each room of your house today and call it a pub crawl.
Okay, the schools are closed. So, do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?
For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us?”
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Best one-
The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:
1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is.
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My niece came to visit,she stayed at the gate, my dad and myself up the path. We hadn't seen her since all this happened.fjnniest thing she said was her auntie has not been able to keep up the beauty treatment. So take tan is wearing off, hair colour growing out, town and finger nail- some.half done and alternating with totally blank one.And eyebrows that are horseshoe shape. She said she looks like a
sick clown.
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