I often bring soundtrack CDs to work and play them in the workroom for all to hear (much to my co-workers' dismay/delight, depending on the flavor of the day).
They refer to the resealable plastic sleeves that I keep my CDs in as "CD condoms." <--- NERD!!!
If the woman in the original post ever met the man who posted this, you-all would be left twisting in the dust!
"If Goldsmith made ready-meals, the ready-meals would walk themselves out of the supermarket, unwrap themselves, turn the oven on until they were sizzling hot, and then walk themselves over to your dinner table.
"And they'd be so nutritious that you'd pack on muscle just by eating them, and you'd live a 100 years longer just because you ate Jerry Goldsmith ready-made meals.
"Its a shame then, that he wasn't in the meal making business. However, I'll take his music as a workable alternative."