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Ryan Reynolds: "My job is to keep you out of harm's way..."
Samuel L Jackson: "...Shiiiiit, motherf******, I AM harm's way...!"
Hitman's Bodyguard, 2017
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"Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, WITH nail polish."
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Sibella (Joan Greenwood): "Oh Louis...i think i have married the most boring man in London!"
Louis (Dennis Price): "....In England!"
Sibella: "...In Europe!"
The delicious, word-perfect genius that is Kind Hearts and Coronets 1949.
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Louis (as voiceover): "Sibella was waiting for me when i got back. I was pleased to see her. For one i never admired Edith - as much as when i was with Sibella...and i never longed for Sibella - as much as when i was with Edith...."
Kind Hearts and Coronets, again.
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The distinctly brutal Crop Report agent Beeks is using a payphone to give the Duke brothers a secret update, just as woman hovers to use the phone.
Clarence Beeks: "Operation Strange Fruit proceeding according to plan. I anticipate penetration and acquisition at 21 hundred hours tomorrow....hold on..." he turns abruptly to woman hovering for phone: "...F**k orf!"
Woman walks off.
Trading Places, 1983
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Tuco from TGTBATU - 'If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?'
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Holmes (Caine) is about to take on the case of stolen plates for five pound notes.
"...Gentlemen, i accept this case! My fee will be 500 pounds. ....payable in ten pound notes..."
Without A Clue, 1988
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"All units...we have a 3 - 17 on maple drive, area unit please respond....?"
First cop: "What's a 3 - 17?"
Second cop: "...somebody's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again!"
Ted 2 (2015)
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Jack Warden to Seam Connery in The Presidio.
"You know, there are buildings that are easier to talk to than you...?"
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From The Spy who dumped me, where Mila Kunis and her buddy are on the run across europe from secret service agents.
Not so much dialogue, but funny scene.
In prague, Russian female assassin has high powered rifle in belltower.
Says to phone "Who am i looking for?"
Handler says: "i texted picture. Targets are two DUMB American women..."
(Flashes to mobile to show a picture of Kunis, who is brunette, n her Buddy, who is blonde, in a drunken pose).
Assassin takes aim below. In her sight she sees a drunken American blonde/brunette couple of girls posing for a selfie on steps. Swings rifle over sees another two drunken blonde/brunette American girls, one being sick off a bridge!! Moves sight again sees another blonde/brunette American pair drunkenly dancing with a statue.
Assassin lowers rifle with an irritated shrug of frustration.
Fkn made me laugh.
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"I guess baseball stats are childish, youre right... but when i was about 18...my Dad and i couldnt communicate about anything ..at all..!!.....But we did still talk about baseball. And that was real."
- Daniel Stern, City Slickers, 1991
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