A bear and a bunny meet in the woods at the base of a tree where both are taking a poop. The bear asks: Mr. Bunny, does poop stick to your fur? Initially terrified at the presence of such a large predator, the bunny is relieved at the rather innocuous question. He replies: “No, it doesn’t.” The bear replies: “That’s good!” The bear then grabs the bunny and wipes his butt with him, then plops him back to the ground.
