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 Posted:   Apr 7, 2023 - 3:41 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 7, 2023 - 4:17 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Someone has to manage that stuff

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2023 - 11:46 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2023 - 1:13 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

I have purchased some nice coffee cups for my husband. They say things like, "Good Morning Handsome, and Love You."


However, the one coffee cup that he dreads when I pull it out says, "If a man says he will fix it, there's no need to remind him every 6 months."

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2023 - 2:49 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Is it a big cup or small lettersbig grin

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2023 - 3:23 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

PD, it is a big cup with all capital letters.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2023 - 5:47 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2023 - 12:33 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 21, 2023 - 1:02 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Why is Bilbao Airport always so crowded?

Because they put all their Basques in one exit.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 21, 2023 - 1:29 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Why is Bilbao Airport always so crowded?

Because they put all their Basques in one exit.


BOOM,boom!smile

Quite clever for round here.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 24, 2023 - 10:47 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   May 20, 2023 - 8:09 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

A woman in the doctors-
"How am I doctor?"
Doctor- " you have acute angina"
Woman- " is that all?"
Doctor- " your t*ts are quite nice too!"

 
 Posted:   May 21, 2023 - 7:02 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

AND... I just made up one!
What did the Chinese janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!!!!" big grinbig grinbig grinbig grin


Sorry, Jim, but that line has been part of many different joke scenarios for decades.

 
 Posted:   May 21, 2023 - 7:10 AM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

AND... I just made up one!
What did the Chinese janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!!!!" big grinbig grinbig grinbig grin


Sorry, Jim, but that line has been part of many different joke scenarios for decades.


What ever happened to Jim Cleveland anyway? I don't think he's posted here in years.

 
 Posted:   May 21, 2023 - 9:16 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)



LMAO! This one is awesome! big grin

 
 
 Posted:   May 22, 2023 - 1:40 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   May 22, 2023 - 2:06 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   May 23, 2023 - 2:29 PM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 2, 2023 - 2:48 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Ad an expert on women I can say this one is true.


 
 
 Posted:   Jun 2, 2023 - 3:40 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Which part of Popeye never goes rusty?

...the bit he puts in Olive Oyl.

 
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