My husband got this in an e mail called Perspective.
The next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries and has lovers who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison.
1st fell ' Are you still a virgin?' 2nd fella ' not since last night, ask your sister' 1st fella' I haven't got a sister!- 2nd fella ' wait nine months'
How do you know if you horse likes it? Maybe it's thinking ' ffs just get on and give me a sugar lump'. On the other hand maybe I could make a poncho for Morry?
