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 Posted:   Apr 11, 2025 - 6:08 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

The saddest part of never receiving those Goldsmith Companion books is being denied the chance to bitch about the shoddy binding, pixelated photos, and numerous factual errors within the book itself.


Many people were just looking for a Companion that didn’t need inflating first. Little did they know that the budget fulfilled that requirement.

 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2025 - 2:39 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

FSM'ers:

This Year:
Why hasn't (fill in the blank) label released anything lately? I need it today!



FSM'er Five Years Later:
It's still sitting on my shelf in shrink wrap -- I haven't even listened to it yet.

 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2025 - 2:51 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

FSM'ers:

This Year:
Why hasn't (fill in the blank) label released anything lately? I need it today!

FSM'er Five Years Later:
It's still sitting on my shelf in shrink wrap -- I haven't even listened to it yet.


And then: "Help! The shrink wrap on my CDs is yellowing!"

 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2025 - 3:27 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Okay, so, "The White Lotus" is basically just a soap opera with cussing and hand-jobs.

 
 Posted:   Apr 11, 2025 - 3:55 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

"RIP" threads: We're mourning all the wrong people.

 
 Posted:   Apr 12, 2025 - 12:02 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I hope I'm never so nostalgic as to think positively about Superman III.

 
 Posted:   Apr 12, 2025 - 12:45 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Dont ya just love male members who claim to be a woman when they want something. Lol

 
 Posted:   Apr 12, 2025 - 12:46 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Anyone who says To Kill a Mockingbird is Elmer Bernstein's greatest score simply isn't thinking.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 15, 2025 - 2:28 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Just Shipped (don't forget to NEVER talk about it* once it arrives).




*or even open it.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 15, 2025 - 4:04 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Just Shipped (don't forget to NEVER talk about it* once it arrives).




*or even open it.


For years??!!

 
 Posted:   Apr 15, 2025 - 3:59 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Identify this music for an Iranian woman, my friends. I want respect. You bastards

 
 Posted:   Apr 15, 2025 - 4:08 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

James Horner scores? Yeah...don't care.

 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2025 - 3:33 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

You are the one I slept with your mother, you are the dick of all Iranians, you are the ass, you are the psychotic bastard, my feces, your mouth and the one who made fun of me, the clown of the topic son of a bitch.


This has become my new favorite burn.

 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2025 - 3:39 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

If you can get the A.I. song maker page to not freeze like it is for me now, try entering that burn for lyrics (switch custom on):

https://aimusic.so/app

Choose "rock" for the style.

 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2025 - 3:46 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

You are the one I slept with your mother, you are the dick of all Iranians, you are the ass, you are the psychotic bastard, my feces, your mouth and the one who made fun of me, the clown of the topic son of a bitch.


This has become my new favorite burn.


Hey, only me can elicit proper ranty insults like that Oct. lol.

 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2025 - 3:56 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

How lucky we are Spock was a science officer and not a proctologist, otherwise...

"My feces, to your mouth." (while hands on ass)

 
 Posted:   Apr 16, 2025 - 4:43 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Hey, only me can elicit proper ranty insults like that Oct. lol.


The more I re-read it, the funnier it gets.

 
 Posted:   Apr 17, 2025 - 9:20 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

You're obviously a horrible person because you disagree with me, and I'm way more tempered. If you disagree, I'll take out my machete and kill you, then stone you afterwards.

 
 Posted:   Apr 17, 2025 - 9:39 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Dozens of FSMers are so blindly drawn to trollbait that if they were mice, way too many would be impaled on the trap next to the cheese. Lol

 
 Posted:   Apr 17, 2025 - 9:46 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Hum. How thick is the shrink wrap on the cheese though?

 
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