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 Posted:   Apr 12, 2022 - 9:41 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Titters AND Boos...all in one day confused

 
 Posted:   Apr 12, 2022 - 12:41 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Titters AND Boos...all in one day confused

"We kid because we love"

wink

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 13, 2022 - 10:20 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Not so much a joke but something that falls into the ' thick as shit ' category.
On a recent episode of the highly regarded TV game show ' Tipping Point ' the following question was put to a contestant-- 'according to Homer what was the food of the gods'. The answer given was ' Doughnuts' !!!!!!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 13, 2022 - 2:43 PM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

What happened when Don Rickles hosted "The Kraft Music Hall"?
Their cheese got rotten!

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 14, 2022 - 2:56 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

I bought a book called Dunkirk. It was disappointing, as I thought it was William Shatner’s autobiography.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 14, 2022 - 5:39 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

"Look at me" said the man with the horses ass..."I'm the Centaur of attention"

 
 Posted:   Apr 21, 2022 - 12:39 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Why was the toilet stopped up?

Cuz "CNN+" Steaming got flushed down it!

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2022 - 1:47 PM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

"When they made me, they threw away the mold!"
"They had to, it was falling apart!"

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 24, 2022 - 1:13 PM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

What happened after Bob Hope did a Winter show in Aspen?
His nose got frostbitten and a ant used it for a ski jump!

What do you call an actor or actress who puffs on a cigarette?
A smoked ham!

 
 Posted:   Apr 24, 2022 - 3:35 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

What's the difference between a clever piglet and a bitchy marathoner?
One is a cunning runt; the other is an aggressive runner.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2022 - 9:43 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

What has a pigs tail and 2 am have in common.

They are both twirly.Boom boom!

 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2022 - 3:48 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

I used to do a really good impression of Thanos.
Then one day...
(snaps fingers)
Poof. I found I couldn't do it any more.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2022 - 5:50 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2022 - 5:52 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2022 - 5:54 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2022 - 5:55 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2022 - 11:35 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Good news! The White House has determined the cause of the recent baby formula shortage.

 
 
 Posted:   May 18, 2022 - 11:00 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   May 19, 2022 - 6:55 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   May 25, 2022 - 2:51 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

Before it was carved, Mount Rushmore's natural beauty was unprecedented!!

 
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