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 Posted:   Apr 28, 2021 - 8:40 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Digestive cookie? Sounds colonic and should be administered accordingly.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 28, 2021 - 9:43 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Digestive cookie? Sounds colonic and should be administered accordingly.



Looks like it's already been eaten.

 
 Posted:   Apr 28, 2021 - 3:02 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Toilet roll under is stupid. You cant see the fkn end for a start, and have to grope for it. Over you can see where the end is, no rolling involved. Its not even an argument. Just a matter of logic and practicality. What idiot would want to complicate 80 years of taking a dump?

It is possible also to pull an Over andrex with one hand and eat a mcvities with the other. wink

Be an Over...you know it makes sense.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 28, 2021 - 3:23 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)


It is possible also to pull an Over andrex with one hand and eat a mcvities with the other. wink



Don’t get the two things confused, or later you may not know which side should be up when you pop it in your mouth.

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 12:13 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Gross alert.
I knew the dangers of trying to make my post thread-relevant to keep kev happy. wink

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 1:21 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 2:27 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

It is possible also to pull an Over andrex with one hand and eat a mcvities with the other. wink

Be an Over...you know it makes sense.


But you're going to run out of hands. How are you going to hold the book (or newspaper) that you're reading?...& of course it has to be over.

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 8:31 AM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Toilet roll under is stupid. You cant see the fkn end for a start, and have to grope for it. Over you can see where the end is, no rolling involved. Its not even an argument. Just a matter of logic and practicality. What idiot would want to complicate 80 years of taking a dump?
It is possible also to pull an Over andrex with one hand and eat a mcvities with the other. wink
Be an Over...you know it makes sense.



I even go the extra step of making the dangling-over bit into a little windsor knot.
It gives people the idea that I have some class.
Until they get to know me.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 9:01 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

I have discovered the perfect way to eat chocky biscuits and I'm doing it right now. I have a selection at hand. I'm lying on my bed, drink close by. And the piece duh rehzitonse, - I'm just wearing my undies, the sun gently shining through the window. I bet you're all drooling now. But the question is- over what the biscuits or the thought myself,as described. big grin

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 11:14 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Frankly im vomiting on the duvet, dunno about the rest.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 11:18 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

Frankly im vomiting on the duvet, dunno about the rest.

I think you have over done it. A little dribble would have sufficed!

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2021 - 3:57 PM   
 By:   Max Bellochio   (Member)

Just so that we're clear, this discussion is NOT about:



Very
MaxB

 
 Posted:   May 1, 2021 - 8:54 PM   
 By:   Paul MacLean   (Member)

Digestive cookie? Sounds colonic and should be administered accordingly.

You're on the right track...

 
 Posted:   May 2, 2021 - 7:21 AM   
 By:   Max Bellochio   (Member)

I hope they haven't come up with an Erection Dysfunction lollypop.

Very
MaxB

 
 
 Posted:   May 2, 2021 - 8:35 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

I hope they haven't come up with an Erection Dysfunction lollypop.

Very
MaxB


A friend sez that's a cream.

 
 Posted:   May 2, 2021 - 5:21 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Is this comparable to Metamucil Fiber Thins in the US?

 
 Posted:   May 2, 2021 - 7:54 PM   
 By:   Max Bellochio   (Member)

I hope they haven't come up with an Erection Dysfunction lollypop.

Very
MaxB


A friend sez that's a cream.


Sorry, I stand erected - uh - corrected.

Very
MaxB

 
 Posted:   May 2, 2021 - 11:45 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

We had a dunking crisis thismorning with our cuppa.

Not a chocolate digestive, but a plain one.

Flopped on exit from the tea.

1 third plopped in the tea. And vanished from view.

1 third slid down the side of the mug and spread over the coaster.

And the final third launched itself off the edge of the coffee table and splattered on the tiles.

All in all, a fkn mess.

Paper headline said "Local man in conservatory soggy biscuit disaster."

 
 Posted:   May 4, 2021 - 7:07 PM   
 By:   johnjohnson   (Member)

I prefer to put mine in the fridge. Perfect with a cup of PG Tips.

 
 
 Posted:   May 5, 2021 - 2:58 AM   
 By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member)

I used to dunk when I was a kid, but I'm a lot more civilised now big grin

I don't like the 'bits of bicky' residue that enter the tea, even after a 'successful' dunk.

 
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