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LOG IN Forgot Login? Register General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board Search Terms:  Search Within:  topics posts since 2019 2018 posts 2017 posts 2016 posts 2015 posts 2014 posts 2013 posts 2012 posts 2011 posts 2010 posts 2009 posts 2008 posts 2007 posts 2006 posts 2005 posts 2004 posts 2003 posts 2002 posts 2001 posts 2000 posts users  search tips  You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31      Non-Film Score Discussion: A REALLY FUNNY Joke!    FIRST   PRIOR   17 18 19 20 21    NEXT   LAST   Last Post   Posted:   Jul 19, 2021 - 11:28 AM     By:   Adam.   (Member) I avoid the Coronavirus thread like the plague.    Posted:   Jul 19, 2021 - 3:25 PM     By:   Adam.   (Member) I went to a new restaurant recently and was slapped by the waitress after asking a question. I said "May I ask about the menu, please?" She yelled "The men I please are none of your f**kin' business!"    Posted:   Jul 19, 2021 - 3:37 PM     By:   jackfu   (Member) I avoid the Coronavirus thread like the plague. I saw what you did there! Nice!    Posted:   Jul 19, 2021 - 4:13 PM     By:   filmusicnow   (Member) I have two: What do you call an actor or actress who puffs on a cigarette? A smoked ham! What happened when Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck and Foghorn Leghorn all took a trip to Hawaii? They all became main course at the luau!    Posted:   Aug 3, 2021 - 6:00 PM     By:   Viscount Bark   (Member) How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.    Posted:   Dec 8, 2021 - 12:19 PM     By:   jackfu   (Member) A Highway Patrol officer walks up to the car he has just pulled over. Trooper: Sir, I pulled you over for driving in the carpool lane when you have no passengers in your car. Driver: Shows what you know, flatfoot! You haven't looked in the trunk!    Posted:   Dec 10, 2021 - 8:27 AM     By:   filmusicnow   (Member) Here’s one: What happened when Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck and Foghorn Leghorn decided to take a trip to Hawaii? They all became main course at a luau.    Posted:   Dec 13, 2021 - 10:01 AM     By:   Prince Damian   (Member) I don't think I've posted this before( but the memory is not what it was- A hitchhiker is thumbing for a lift. After a while a car pulls up, door opens and driver says hop in. The car pulls away and in an effort to break the ice the passenger says ' your very trusting aren't you. I could be a serial killer'. The driver looks at him, sniggers and says ' I'm not worried, the chances of two serial killers getting in the same car is really Slim'.    Posted:   Dec 14, 2021 - 4:55 AM     By:   jackfu   (Member) Jeopardy style. Answer: Iron Giant Question:    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 5:01 AM     By:   Prince Damian   (Member)    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 5:06 AM     By:   Prince Damian   (Member)    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 6:20 AM     By:   Tall Guy   (Member) Q. Which 19th Century composer can help you if baroque music makes you horny? A. Jacques Offenbach    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 8:21 AM     By:   Prince Damian   (Member) Q. Which 19th Century composer can help you if baroque music makes you horny? A. Jacques Offenbach Ooh, matron! Naughty.    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 10:13 AM     By:   Tall Guy   (Member) I think you mean subtle and in the BEST possible taste. Inspired by Classic FM.    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 10:27 AM     By:   Viscount Bark   (Member) Q. Which 19th Century composer can help you if baroque music makes you horny? A. Jacques Offenbach La Belle Helene Variations, eh?    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 3:38 PM     By:   Prince Damian   (Member) Gutted, I just found out that the company that produces yardsticks, won't be making them any longer!    Posted:   Dec 23, 2021 - 4:26 PM     By:   Viscount Bark   (Member) Gutted, I just found out that the company that produces yardsticks, won't be making them any longer! Ooof. It took me a couple of moments (no, not 36 moments!) to get that one!    Posted:   Dec 24, 2021 - 8:15 AM     By:   filmusicnow   (Member) Another one: A film producer asks somebody where he can find actors. The other person says, “Why not try a delicatessen?” The film producer asks, “Why?” The other person says, “Because that’s where the ham is!”    Posted:   Mar 29, 2022 - 9:08 AM     By:   jackfu   (Member) What did Chris Rock find on his cheek the morning after the Oscars? Fresh Prints!    Posted:   Mar 29, 2022 - 9:48 AM     By:   Prince Damian   (Member) What did Chris Rock find on his cheek the morning after the Oscars? Fresh Prints! Isn't the thread title ' a really funny joke'?(BOOM, boom!)     Non-Film Score Discussion: A REALLY FUNNY Joke!    << < 17 18 19 20 21  > >>  Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31   First Post    General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

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