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Nov 7, 2019 - 4:27 AM
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jackfu
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A little late for Halloween, but:
At the office Halloween costume party, everyone is having a great time. The office flirt sips her drink, surveying the scene, thinking, “Well, I think I’ve been with just about every guy here.” Then she sees old Joe, a timid diminutive little fellow who is past retirement age, yet still single. He’s dressed as Superman. Thinking that Joe might be an interesting conquest, she sidles up to him and purrs, “Well, hi there, Superman; whaddya say you and I slip back to the copy room for some Super Sex? Joe is hard of hearing and says, “Huh?”. “I said, how about you and me and some Super Sex?” “I’m sorry, but what did you say?” “I said, would you like some Super Sex?!” “Oh! – I’ll have the Soup, please.”
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Just made this up (so...):
What did one hot-air balloon say to the other hot-air balloon said he couldn't fly?
A: "You're full of hot air!"
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Just made this up (so...):
What did one hot-air balloon say to the other hot-air balloon said he couldn't fly?
A: "You're full of hot air!"
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Did you hear about the surfer who went surfing with an ironing board? He was wave over his head.
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You remember Epstein the grocer? Sure, you do.
A skinny, tiny fella with a crooked back.
When he walked, one leg dragged.
Well, he died yesterday.
I can't believe it! Gone! Just like that!
He was the picture of health!!
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On a Lost and Found poster: Lost - Dog, 3 years old, tan and white, with only one eye, missing one ear and one leg - goes by the name "Lucky".
I have a mate who is a vet. He said its a long-standing ironic gag for any vet when people bring in dogs n cats called Lucky with all manner of limbs missing and unlucky injuries.
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Something I came up with:
A pumpkin thrown on the floor is squash.
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