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Finishing SEASON 5:
"An Incident at Owl Creek"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E17+An+Incident+at+Owl+Creek.mp4
Highlights:
1:58 in.^
4:22 in.
6:18 in.^
9:31 in.^
18:59 in.^
This is just an awful episode. Think of the premise: an episode about pooping in a swimming pool. This is ... awful. And it's punctuated by equally awful jokes, like a blind prostitute and Roger wanting to make racist jokes.
So, was the annoying Koala in there when it blew up? Would have been great had this been a real episode.
It's been established Stan won't even kill a guy for his job in the C.I.A., even outside the work with a creepy guy wanting to molest his son, but here he kills a guy, the cat and burns the house down. He murders a lot of people in fact. Fans who remember that, no doubt knew the whole thing wasn't real; it was a ... dead giveaway.
(NtM: 2:28/gif)
Stan: "You make me feel like a fool for building a professional-grade runway in my living room."
"Great Space Roaster"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S05E18+The+Great+Space+Roaster.mp4
Highlights:
0:30/2:30 in.^
3:37/17:48 in.^
6:17/7:32 in.^
8:33 in.^
9:56 in.^
11:47 in.^
13:52 in.^
15:41/16:41 in.^
20:18 in.
(NtM: 19:26)
Roger: "Ohhh, a bowling party, how original; apparently I'm a thirteen-year-old Latino kid.
Roger: "This is the first piece of paper I haven't sexually assaulted in years."
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SEASON 6:
"100 A.D." (Part 1)
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E01+100+A.D..mp4
The 100th episode.
Highlights:
17:07 in.
18:50 in.
20:54 in.^
"Son of Stan" (Part 2)
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E02+Son+of+Stan.mp4
Highlights:
2:46 in.^
7:03/14:49 in.^
16:01 in.^
18:20 in.^
19:22/20:23 in.^
(NtM: 21:05/gif)
Roger: "India: the birth place of diarrhea."
"Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E03+Best+Little+Horror+House+in+Langley+Falls.mp4
Highlights:
8:30 in.^
10:47 in.^
16:08 in. The cue stops and goes a few times.^
19:45 in.
(NtM: 1:57/gif)
Steve: "A Transformer? I'm not a child anymore, madam, I am a GoBot."
Steve: "Humanah, humanah, humanah boner!"
"Stan's Food Restaurant"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E04+Stan's+Food+Restaurant.mp4
Highlights:
1:17/1:57 in.^
12:17 in.^
16:00 in.^
(NtM: 8:21, 13:22, 13:39)
Roger: "Where is it? It's on your head, where it belongs. Because it's stupid. It's in your stupid head."
Roger: "You couldn't open a French whore's legs with a wheel of cheese."
"White Rice"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E05+White+Rice.mp4
Highlights:
3:00 in.
4:49 in.^
13:39 in.^
16:44 in.^
20:43 in.^
Trivia: Roger dropping rainbow confetti over him and instantly being changed into news cloths, is actually something that happened multiple times in one of the series like "American's Got Talent".
(NtM: 2:09, 2:45, 5:34)
"There Will Be Bad Blood"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E06+There+Will+Be+Bad+Blood.mp4
Highlights:
0:31 in.^
3:29 in.^
6:32 in.^
8:37 in.^
13:07 in. Jazzy sneaking-around-at-night music.^
14:31 in.^
16:10 in.^
18:18/18:49 in.^
(NtM: 4:29, 20:29, 2:24/gif, 8:31/gif, 9:28/gif)
Roger: "I 'call' antlers up the butt, mine -- I called it!"
"The People vs. Martin Sugar"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E07+People+vs.+Martin+Sugar.mp4
Highlights:
5:57 in.^
6:52 in.^
11:06 in.^
12:05 in.
13:11 in.
14:19 in.
18:21/19:06 in.^
Brian from "Family Guy" makes a very brief appearance and has a line.
(NtM: 3:31, 4:10, 1:49/gif)
"For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E08+For+Whom+the+Sleigh+Bell+Tolls.mp4
Highlights:
0:31 in. We Wish You a Merry Christmas instrumental.^
5:45 in.^
11:05 in.^
14:24//16:17 in. OVer three minutes of music for a Christmas war.^
18:28 in. More of it.^
19:49 in.^
21:07 in.^
(NtM: 2:39)
Stan: "Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman: first you inspect it to make sure its clean. Then you bang it on the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."
"Fartbreak Hotel"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E09+Fartbreak+Hotel.mp4
Highlights:
3:00/5:07 in.^
4:01/9:01 in. Homage to Paganini's Rhapsody on a Theme.^
7:14 in.^
13:47 in.
17:12 in. Ten second of superhero music.^
18:32/19:13 in.^
19:40 in.^
20:11 in.^
20:53 in.
"Stanny Boy and Frantastic"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E10+Stanny-Boy+and+Frantastic.mp4
Highlights:
8:57 in.^
10:37 in.^
11:06 in.^
15:27 in.^
I don't know why Stan has such a hard time with the running and smashing threw a window when in season one that's what he did with ease when trying to help Steve.
Francine: "OH! Richard Lewis is opening! That means we don't have to go early!"
Stan: "Why would I tweezer my fart crack?"
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Continuing SEASON 6:
"A Piñata Named Desire"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E11+A+Pinata+Named+Desire.mp4
Highlights:
3:01 in.^
5:30 in.^
7:05 in.^
13:49 in.^
(NtM: 18:27/gif)
"You Debt Your Life"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E12+You+Debt+Your+Life.mp4
Highlights:
7:26 in. *
9:17 in.^
12:38 in.^
13:41 in.^
18:47/19:33 in. "Magnum, pi" theme homage for some reason.^
Roger is the one who came up with Jar Jar Binks.
* = I'd say they captured the real Andy Dick really well.
(NtM: 3:44 4:27, 11:50/gif)
"I Am the Walrus"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E13+I+am+the+Walrus.mp4
Highlights:
0:29/2:49/13:55 in.^
4:56 in.
20:39 in.^
Roger says when he turned fifteen, he ate his dad.
Trivia: More lies; Worcestershire sauce (Worchester as its sometimes called) was named after the city it was invented in and Jack not the name of the creator (the names of the creators: John Wheeley Lea and William Henry Perrins).
Francine: "You know what's a good show? You shutting up and going to bed.
"School Lies"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E14+School+Lies.mp4
Highlights:
20:19 in.
20:55 in.
Trivia: Using Archive.org, the website mentioned in this episode (mindquad.org) appears to never have existed. So, there's still time for some nerd with too much free time on their hands, to go make it a thing.
(NtM: 0:29, 7:08, 19:55)
Principal: "How can Asbestos hurt you? It's go 'best' right in it."
"License to Till"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E15+License+to+Till.mp4
Highlights:
2:59 in.^
17:30 in.
19:57 in.^
21:17 in.^
Another website mentioned in this episode (VinceWasMolested.com) also appears to never have existed (using Archive.org).
(NtM: 5:10/gif, 14:45/gic)
"Jenny Fromdabloc"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E16+Jenny+Fromdabloc.mp4
Highlights:
1:13 in.^
2:15 in.^
7:39 in.^
2:58 in: Gangsters Paradise done with orchestra.
Hayley has herpes. So ... was that before or after she boned Stan's boss?
Roger hums part of the series' theme song.
Do Not Fuck Happy Fun Ball.
Trivia: The whole people accidentally eat seven spiders a year in their sleep thing is, of course, highly unlikely:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-people-swallow-8-spiders-a-year-while-they-sleep1/
ItWasWitches.com is yet another fake website that never existed.
(NtM: 18:22/gif)
"Home Wrecker"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S06E17+Home+Wrecker.mp4
Highlights:
9:53 in.^
17:20 in.^
18:30 in.^
(NtM: 0:29, 15:38/gif)
"Never touch a fatboy's candy..."
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SEASON 7:
"Hot Water"
By: Asa Taccone
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E01+Hot+Water.mp4
Highlights:
Nothing. There are like two cues in the episode, and all they do is demonstrate that Asa Taccone should not be scoring things. And the songs are awful.
I just really really don't like this episode.
(NtM: 9:47/gif)
"HURRICANE"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E02+Hurricane!.mp4
Note: This is the only episode I can recall that has the episode title on screen.
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
5:52 in. And the cue after the commercial break..^
8:53 in.^
13:25 in.
15:11 in.^
17:54 in.
19:13/19:30 in.
21:!6 in. Special dramatic end credits music theme arrangement.^
This last season or two there's been so much casual murder.
Peter and Cleveland from "Family Guy" make short apperances.
(NtM: 6:57/gif)
Klaus: "Are you allergic to vaginas, Steve?" (this should be a line everybody says to Steve at some point in the show; can't you already hear Roger saying this?)
"A Ward Show"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E03+A+Ward+Show.mp4
Highlights:
0:49 in.^
9:10 in.^
18:30 in.^
I really ... don't like this episode. Principal Lewis is jsut a little too creepy and disgusting, and then the whole bloody accidents thing at the end. Yeah, I won't be re-watching this one again.
(NtM: 0:30/1:53/4:00/6:43)
Mr. Lewis: "Call me: Chocolate Dinosuar..."
"The Worst Stan"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E04+The+Worst+Stan.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
3:39 in.^
14:09 in.^
19:44 in.
I really don't like this episode either.
Roger and Steve are watching "Family Guy" on a laptop. AD waffles back & forth between "Family Guy" being a TV show and then being real in-'verse people.
Trivia: I had to actually look it up, but I thought there wree three Free Willy movies. Nope, there was four. And a TV series.
(NtM: 6:46/gif)
"Virtual In-Stanity"
By: Joel MCNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E05+Virtual+In-Stanity.mp4
Highlights:
2:19 in.^
3:04 in.^
7:46 in.
16:25 in.^
17:05 in.^
So much casual murder.
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Continuing SEASON 7:
"The Scarlett Getter"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E06+The+Scarlet+Getter.mp4
Highlights:
4:40 in.^
"Season's Beatings"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E07+Season's+Beatings.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
2:47/3:52/5:13 in.^
Really didn't like this episode. And by the way, continuity wise, last season Santa said he's be back next year. Where was Santa?
"Ooohhh nooo Greg -- they broke those figurines!
"The Unbrave One"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E08+The+Unbrave+One.mp4
Highlights:
1:27 in.
4:47 in.^
6:11 in. Superhero music. And a breif intro piece of superhero music after the commercial break.^
9:53/19:41 in.^
16:49 in.^
I'm quickly wearing thin on the agressive violence that has become common place in the show.
A character from "Family Guy" make a surprise quick apperance.
"Stanny Tendergrass"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E09+Stanny+Tendergrass.mp4
Highlights:
1:25 in.^
Roger: "That's Norm MacDonald, right? How is he dancing with the stars?"
(unless it's missing from his IMDb credits and didn't readily come up in a quick internet search, it doesn't appear Norm was ever on "Dancing with the Stars")
"Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
By: [bJoel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E10+Wheels+%26+the+Legman+and+the+Case+of+Grandpa's+Key.mp4
Highlights:
0:29 in.^
8:49 in.^
12:16 in.^
14:38 in.^
15:45 in.^
I'm pretty sure that's the Beethoven arrangement Walter Murphy did that was a hit back in the day, that Roger wakes up to.
Trivia: There doesn't appear to have been a Cute Pet Pics website.
"Old Stan in the Mountain"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E11+Old+Stan+in+the+Mountain.mp4
Highlights:
0:29 in.^
3:49 in.
6:00 in.^
9:31 in.
14:26 in.^
14:52 in.^
15:55 in.^
18:19 in.^
18:44 in.^
Roger is a horrible, horrible, horrible person. In fact, as the last two seasons have gone by, I'm finding him less and less funny and more and more disgusting.
Stan pulls a Homer Simpson.
(NtM: 1:35, 9:49)
Steve: "You know, old people have their place in society, dad."
Stan: "Yeah, it's called a coffin."
"The Wrestler"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E12+The+Wrestler.mp4
Highlights:
0:29 in.^
17:44 in.
(NtM: 3:02/4:15/5:56/9:37/10:55/12:44, 9:00)
"Dr. Klaustus"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S07E13+Dr.+Klaustus.mp4
Highlights:
0:31 in.^
9:11 in.^
15:24 in.^
McNeely's millitaristic music comes off as a combo of "Stripes" and the theme from "The A-Team" -- which is a good thing.
They finally found something to do with Klaus. Still half way into the seventh season and don't know how they got Klaus.
(NtM: 1:43/5:00, 7:12)
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Continuing SEASON 8:
"Love, American Dad Style"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E01+Love%2C+American+Dad+Style.mp4
Highlights:
Nothing. There was almost no score anyway.
As the show progresses, I just find Roger less and less funny and more disgusting. This may be one of his worst episodes.
(NtM: 2:00, 19:27/gif)
Male Doctor: "Urgent medical jargun!"
Female Doctor: "STAT!"
"Killer Vacation"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E02+Killer+Vacation.mp4
Highlights:
17:09/18:42 in.^
19:19 in.
(NtM: 0:35)
"Can I Be Frank with You?"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E03+Can+I+Be+Frank+With+You.mp4
Highlights:
15:31 in.
20:50 in. Sad solo piano rendition of the series' theme.
I was going to comment on "Love, American Dad Style" that Roger has fooled around with/wants to fool around with, everybody in the house except Klaus. Now two episodes later, we learn they've fooled around ten times. Really, I'm getting disgusted by Roger. He's Andy Dick in cartoon form.
Oh, and Roger has a cat that lives in his ass.
"American Stepdad"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E04+American+Stepdad.mp4
Highlights:
1:03 in.^
16:15 in.^
19:56 in.
(NtM: 20:14)
Stan: Shoving Hayley to the floor as he runs passed her, "Out of my way -- my family's in danger!"
Stan: "I should have known: when ever I let a man inside of me, it hurts."
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E05+Why+Can't+We+Be+Friends.mp4
Highlights:
2:58 in.^
5:20 in.^
7:32 in.^
12:04 in.^
It just occurred to me after Joel's orchestral work on the show and that electric guitar piece that closes out the episode: He would have been a great choice, instead of Isham, for that third Bill & Ted film.
(NtM: 6:19, 18:40 ~ 14:40/gif)
Roger: "Is that the come back and kick me whistle?"
"Adventures in Hayleysitting"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E06+Adventures+in+Hayleysitting.mp4
Highlights:
0:45 in.^
8:01 in.^
9:58 in.^
20:16 in.
(NtM: 5:15)
"National Treasure : Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E07+National+Treasure+4+Baby+Franny%2C+She's+Doing+Well+-+The+Hole+Story.mp4
Highlights:
0:45 in. Francine hums along with the score.^
19:14 in.
19:32 in.^
20:52 in.
(NtM: 8:32, 11:54, 16:14)
"Finger Lenting Good"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E08+Finger+Lenting+Good.mp4
Highlights:
Nothing. Barely any scoring and it was all short cues.
Okay, to sum it up: Roger has a cat living in his butt and spiders in his breasts.
(NtM: 0:46)
"The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E09+Adventures+of+Twill+Ongenbone+and+His+Boy+Jabari.mp4
Highlights:
13:08/17:49 in. Indiana Jones adventure-style music.^
15:53 in.^
We already know Stan's has never killed anybody and apparently never will. I guess the writers forgot that episode.
(NtM: 3:49, 9:55 ~ 18:42/gif)
"Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E10+Blood+Crieth+Unto+Heaven.mp4
Highlights:
1:42 in.
340 in.^
4:29 in.
5:55 in.^
9:28 in.
14:44 in. What film score (or TV movie) am I thinking of this piano theme is almost identical to?
15:55 in. McNeely channels Leonard Rosenman.
18:26 in.
19:36 in.^
I should note, even though it's been a thing for a season or two now, but Bullock's nick named is "Avery". So we have the actor who played Picard voicing a character with the nick name of the actor who played Sisko.
And Patrick Stewart plays himself, live in person.
Stan: "My mother is a clown whore!"
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Finishing SEASON 8:
"Max Jets"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E11+Max+Jets.mp4
Highlights:
2:06/14:05/14:41 in.^
19:03 in.
15:20 in: That should have happened to Meg.
(NtM: 0:30, 4:24, 6:04)
Roger: "...now that I've been raped by some guys who actually know what they're doing, I want to share; give some back."
Stan: "Spain: the birth place of Mexican napping."
Steve: "I want to be the first boy to whack it on the Moon!"
Steve: "I'm murdering -- mind you own business."
"Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E12+Naked+to+the+Limit%2C+One+More+Time.mp4
SPOILER: If you haven't seen the excellent film "The Usual Suspects" yet, watch that before seeing this -- Roger gives away the whole plot and details in mere seconds. Twice.
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
10:49 in.^
14:05 in.
15:18 in.
16:15 in. A new extended recording of the theme to "M*A*S*H". Two minutes long.^
19:54 in.^
(NtM: 6:41 ~ 3:30/gif)
Roger: "There's got to be a way for me to be naked!"
"For Black Eyes Only"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E13+For+Black+Eyes+Only.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.
1:30 in.^
6:34 in.^
8:46 in.^
10:14 in. Short funky chase cue.^
10:36 in.^
13:06 in.
15:04 in.
17:52 in.
A continuation of the James Bond parody one-off episode.
"Spelling Bee My Baby"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E14+Spelling+Bee+My+Baby.mp4
Highlights:
3:51 in.^
8:52 in.^
12:41 in. *
15:58 in.
16:29/17:25 in.
* = Francine's weird evil laugh sounds much better if you increase the splay speed to 1.50.
"The Missing Kink"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E15+The+Missing+Kink.mp4
Highlights:
1:53/3:08 in.^
18:01/19:31 in.^
The time in-'verse is worse than "The Simpsons". Just in the last season someone mentioned that Hayley and Jeff have been married for two years. Now this episode mentions that Jeff being taken away by aliens was twelve months ago. Yet nobody appears to be getting older, especially Steve who has had one or two birthday's so far on screen, and then add two years of marriage time wise and twelve months ... Steve should be about or already passed his eighteenth birthday. Roger once said, "Nobody's doing the math"; well, neither are Seth and the writers.
(NtM: 15:36 ~ 0:39/gif)
Stan: "You made this hand filthy; the hand I wipe with!"
"The Boring Identity"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E16+The+Boring+Identity.mp4
Highlights:
13:40 in.^
17:36 in.^
"The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E17+The+Full+Cognitive+Redaction+of+Avery+Bullock+by+the+Coward+Stan+Smith.mp4
Highlights:
1:39 in.^
3:50 in.^
8:10 in.^
10:57 in.^
18:35 in. Acoustic guitar cue.^
(NtM 15:54)
Bullock: "Oh, Dick, get a firm grip on yourself."
"Lost in Space"
By: Wax Fang
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E18+Lost+in+Space.mp4
This is presumably their only effort.
Highlights:
13:46 in.
20:14 in.^
0:00 in is just tracked Murphy.
"Wax Fang" is actually the name of a rock band:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wax_Fang
While there are multiple members, the wiki page states member Scott Carney scored the episode himself, but that makes me wonder why he used the band's name. The article the wiki page links to for a source says Carney scored it and pre-existing songs by the band were used; I'm guessing the combo lead the the decision to use the band name, but really ... isn't that what the end credits are for?
"Da Flippity Flop"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S08E19+Da+Flippity+Flop.mp4
Highlights:
Nothing. Just a bunch of short transition cues and one little cue that goes nowhere.
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SEASON 9:
"Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E01+Steve+and+Snot's+Test-tubular+Adventure.mp4
Highlights:
5:36 in.^
7:35 in.^
18:14 in.^
So, Stan can't kill bad guys, but can kill clones.
Snot: "Naming your sex clone after you grandmother -- that's a nice way to honor her."
"Poltergasm"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E02+Poltergasm.mp4
Highlights:
7:42/8:27/12:47 in.
13:47 in.^
17:20 in.^
(NtM: 5:50/gif, 10:59/gif)
Stan: "Just think: For twenty years I've been taking you to Satisfaction Avenue. You know, that's where you ... get off."
"Buck, Wild"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E03+Buck+Wild.mp4
Highlights:
4:44 in. Moderate dramatic music.^
5:55 in. Moderate dramatic music.^
11:10 in.^
12:06 in.^
13:45 in.^
16:59/18:02 in. Music for war.^
20:12 in.^
And now another year has passed in'verse. Still no one is aging. This is worse than "The Simpsons".
Fat Roger looks a little like a cross between Spade and Farley from "Tommy Boy".
(NtM: 6:20, 12:30)
Bullock: on an RV, "I you ever wanted to drive around with your own poop, this is your vehicle."
"Crotchwalkers"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E04+Crotchwalkers.mp4
Highlights:
5:05 in.^
8:09 in.^
13:08 in.^
So, to sum up what we know about Francine: she smokes, she does drugs, and she steals. And she likes to be spanked.
Like ten years later and Rachel Madcow is still alive.
So, we'll get a "The Wrath of Tilda" sequel episode, right?
(NtM: 0:29, 9:04, 15:55)
"Kung Pao Turkey"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E05+Kung+Pao+Turkey.mp4
Highlights:
0:29/6:13 in.^
3:26 in.^
14:16 in.^
16:09 in.^
(NtM: 4:19)
"Independent Movie"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E06+Independent+Movie.mp4
Highlights:
4:42 in.^
5:54 in.^
Toshi speaks English for the first time in the series. It's only two words (no, not that).
(NtM: 4:15/gif, 4:37/gif)
"Faking Bad"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E07+Faking+Bad.mp4
Highlights:
2:46/4:25 in.^
9:57 in.^
12:27 in.
20:18 in. Short tender strings piece.
Bart Simpson makes a brief appearance (the character, not a poster, doll or on TV).
(NtM: 8:19, 11:23, 18:44)
"Minstrel Krampus"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E08+Minstrel+Krampus.mp4
Highlights:
2:22 in.
6:15 in.^
10:17 in.
18:56 in.
20:41 in.
"Vision: Impossible"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E09+Vision+Impossible.mp4
Highlights:
9:29 in.^
20:18 in.^
How is Roger going to take a "thinking drive" since his car was totaled.
(NtM: 15:59
Stan: "Come one, Roger, touch it!"
"Familyland"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E10+Familyland.mp4
Highlights:
0:30 in.^
4:23 in.^
7:16 in.
7:50 in.^
16:20 in. Excellent action cue.^
"Cock of the Sleepwalk"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E11+Cock+of+the+Sleepwalk.mp4
Highlights:
10:16 in.^
11:24/12:21 in.^
17:41 in.
20:20 in. Western music.^
Bullock says Stan has made his 100th kill, but as we already know from the first or second season, Stan has never killed anybody.
Homeless Guy: "Is anyone peeing here?"
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Finishing SEASON 9:
"Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E12+Introducing+The+Naughty+Stewardesses.mp4
Highlights:
17:15 in.
"I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E13+I+Aint+No+Holodeck+Boy.mp4
Highlights:
15:12 in.
16:07 in.
18:10 in.^
Roger's planet is ruled by a Prime Minister.
Bullock: "This control room is able to calibrate forcefields so strong that the holographic images projected on to them feel real to the touch."
"Ah, so it works like the holodeck?"
Bullock: "The what now?"
Stan: "From Star Trek."
Bullock: "Some of us spend the late '80's and early '90's getting laid, Smith."
"Stan Goes on the Pill"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E14+Stan+Goes+On+the+Pill.mp4
Highlights:
5:22 in.
6:18 in.
17:17 in.^
Female Stan still looks better than nuBruce Jenner.
Lord, the episode started out with a good premise, then it turned so creepy I wanted to stop watching it.
(NtM: 4:48, 10:10 ~ 6:??/gif)
"Honey, I'm Homeland"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E15+Honey%2C+I'm+Homeland.mp4
Highlights:
12:10 in.^
14:06 in.^
18:17 in.
18:58 in.
20:44 in.
(NtM: 0:30)
Bullock: To Hayley, "God you're annoying; everything you say is annoying."
Stan: "This guy gets it."
"She Swill Survive"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E16+She+Swill+Survive.mp4
Highlights:
3:25 in.
16:45/17:29/18:07/18:47 in. Running away from danger music (though really just for the first cue).^
That has to be one of the most realistic car crashes in a television animated series I have ever seen.
(NtM: 0:20, 6:33, 14:14)
Bullock: "We are not to be disturbed. Unless you see something funny on Youtube."
Stan: "Quitting is for realtors. Before they become realtors."
Hayley: Vomits, "When did I eat vomit?"
"Rubberneckers"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E17+Rubberneckers.mp4
Highlights:
18:38 in.^
"Permanent Record Wrecker"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E18+Permanent+Record+Wrecker.mp4
Highlights:
14:50/15:23/16:03 in.Sneaking around at night music.^
17:33 in.^
Steve has a job now (in a grocery store; happened off screen). And Roger is working at Dairy Queen (I think if the exec's at Dairy Queen actually watched the show and knew what a Godawful person Roger was, they would never have allowed their name being used in connection to Roger).
Stan hums Murphy's theme.
(NtM: 5:16, 7:14/8:17 ~ 4:50/gif)
Stan: "No -- I asked Steve to do this and he did a half-assed job. It may not seem important, but he needs to learn to do everything with his full ass."
Roger: "They're clapping because it's over."
"News Glance with Genevieve Vavance"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E19+News+Glance+with+Genevieve+Vavance.mp4
Highlights:
5:11 in.^
16:56 in.^
17:29 in.^(open)
20:28 in.
We see Francine's lesbian friend -- she vanished for so long again that I thought yet again they had simply quietly written her out of the show).
Francine: "Hayley, I have no idea what's going on, but it sounds like I should be proud of you."
"The Longest Distance Relationship"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S09E20+The+Longest+Distance+Relationship.mp4
Highlights:
14:21 in.
Another year has passed in-'verse. It's been a year since Jeff was taken away by aliens.
This is the third time I remember the house being destroyed completely.
Roger: "Give her space! Give her space so she can die!"
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Finishing SEASON 10:
"A Star is Reborn"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S10E13+A+Star+Is+Reborn.mp4
Highlights:
8:08 in.^
14:21 in. Stops and goes.^
17:06 in.^
18:00 in.^
19:29 in.^
(NtM: 1:01, 8:53 ~ 3:21/gif)
Francine: "She was an old woman; she probably died before we hit her."
"Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S10E14+Manhattan+Magical+Murder+Mystery+Tour.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.
9:22 in.^
10:08 in.
12:20 in.
14:52 in.^
16:34 in.^
18:08 in.^
19:11 in.^
"The Shrink"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S10E15+The+Shrink.mp4
Highlights:
6:39 in.^
7:17 in. Lovely little piece lead by strings, with a wistful feel. More of this can be heard in cues below.^
12:13 in.^
13:26 in. And the cue after the commercial break.^
15:45 in.^
16:50 in.^
20:44 in.
Out-of-context quote...
Francine: To Stan, "I'm going to make you big again right now!"
"Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S10E16+Holy+Shit+Jeff's+Back.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in. This opening cue gives a hint at what Murphy might do if Seth would give him a chance to score an episode of "The Orville".^
0:55 in.^
9:39 in.^
16:03 in.
19:24 in.^
20:10/20:37 in.
Stan: "Jeff's back! Francine, honey, can you bring me my gun? Jeff, don't go anywhere."
Stan: "Hayley, cover you ears -- daddy's gonna make a bang."
Hayley: "Are we gonna fuck or what?"
"American Fung"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S10E17+American+Fung.mp4
Highlights:
1:35 in.^
3:44 in.^
8:47 in.^
9:06 in.^
12:20 in.^
13:25 in.^
16:58 in.^
Lots of short transition cues in this episode.
(NtM: 3:15, 6:21, 10:07)
"Seizures Suit Stanny"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S10E18+Seizures+Suit+Stanny.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
2:20 in.^
3:15/3:48/17:13 in.^
5:24 in.^
10:23 in.^
14:04 in.^
16:46 in.^
17:13 in.^
20:18 in.^(open)
Francine: "I don't care if he can't get erections."
Doctor: "That's not one of the side effects."
Francine: "Maybe it should be; I could use a break."
Roger: "Public pool: Society's un-flushed toilet."
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SEASON 11:
"Roots"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E01+Roots.mp4
Highlights:
1:21 in. The shopping store music, which sounds like the "Family Guy" theme.^
7:35 in.
10:48 in.^
11:44 in.^
12:13 in. Something you'd expect Dick DeBenedictis to have composed.
13:05 in.^
14:30 in. Over a minute long. I could easily hear this in a movie.^
18:16 in.^
19:21 in. With some brass and snare drum rescue music.^
20:45 in.^
(NtM: 3:11 ~ 2:11/gif)
Stan: ""
Stan: ""
"The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E02+The+Life+Aquatic+with+Steve+Smith.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
1:41 in.^
3:01 in.^
13:26 in.^
14:49 in.^
16:22 in.^
16:21 in.
19:51 in.^
"Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E03+Hayley+Smith%2C+Seal+Team+Six.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
10:34 in.
16:01 in.^
The show's continuity is up in the air: we don't know when they got Klaus, but we know now Hayley was a little girl and they had him. She remembers to swirl him around in a bowl, but Klaus says he was also "two sharks and a monkey" in a prior season, yet another time Klaus said he hadn't had physical contact with another person in six years, implying he was human six years ago. Nothing ads up.
(NtM: 20:25/gif)
"N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E04+N.S.A.+(No+Snoops+Allowed).mp4
Highlights:
3:09 in.^
7:17 in.^
14:31 in.
16:38 in.^
(NtM: 10:29)
Steve: "You're what we call a 'discarded asshole'.""
"Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E05+Stan+Smith+Is+Keanu+Reeves+as+Stanny+Utah+in+Point+Breakers.mp4
Highlights:
2:52 in.^
7:12 in.^
12:58 in. And the cue after the commercial break.^
17:11 in.^
17:41 in. About twenty seconds of action music.^
18:03 in.
18:40 in.^
19:17 in.^
(NtM: 2:15/gif)
"Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E06+Kiss+Kiss+Cam+Cam.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
0:41 in. Bold music for flying eagles.^
4:03 in.^
10:18 in.^
15:17 in. Montage cue (one and-a-half minutes long).^
(NtM: 17:53)
Out-of-context quote...
Steve: To Roger, "Be a doll and keep blowing on that thing."
"The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E07+The+Devil+Wears+a+Lapel+Pin.mp4
Highlights:
0:05 in.^
20:09 in.^
(NtM: 4:54 ~ 6:28/gif)
Francine: "I'm happy for you, but also a little jealous. You know, I never went to college."
Roger: "And look at you now: driving someone else to college. Wow."
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Continuing SEASON 11:
"Stan-Dan Deliver"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E08+Stan-Dan+Deliver.mp4
Highlights:
11:56 in.^
16:53 in.^
Roger says he has no bones in his body and that it's all cartilage.
(NtM: 2:44, 3:32, 4:45, 17:59, 19:52)
"Anchorfran"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E09+Anchorfran.mp4
Highlights:
1:40 in.^
4:07 in.^
6:33 in.^
7:06 in.^
9:31/9:46/11:29 in.^
15:38 in.^
17:15 in. Gator-nado.
(NtM: 13:12 ~ 5:16/gif)
"The Two Hundred"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E10+The+Two+Hundred.mp4
Highlights:
1:48 in.^
5:27 in.
9:41 in.
10:08/14:14 in.
15:05 in. Action music, that also scores probably the only good scene Hayley will ever have.
17:00 in.^
18:57 in.
20:25 in.^
(NtM: 12:15/gif)
"The Unincludeds"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E11+The+Unincludeds.mp4
Highlights:
2:30 in.
3:28 in.^
I like the comedic idea that they keep going upstairs to see how history has changed.
Stan: "Ever done it in an abandoned Eastern block sports arena?"
"The Dentist's Wife"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/details/familyguy69/American+Dad+S11E12+The+Dentist's+Wife.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
4:19 in.^
4:48 in.
8:13 in.^
19:29 in.^
(NtM: 6:15, 9:14, 10:52, 12:01, 16:03, 18:37)
Francine: "She even has time for the homeless."
Roger: "Time? I have sex with the homeless."
Roger: "Back to crazy."
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All season one links replaced. Old channel was deleted.
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SEASON 12:
"Father's Daze"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/embed/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/12%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S12E01+Father's+Daze.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
13:05 in.
20:54 in.
That annoying panda character was sold at a C.I.A. sale. Hopefully that means we don't see him again.
Roger's poop saga continues. I have a feeling -- knowing Seth -- that will all build and build and build, then go nowhere.
It was Christmas less than a season ago. That means Hayley is now over 18 years old, probably approaching 19. And yet the characters are not aging.
"Fight and Flight"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/embed/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/12%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S12E02+Fight+and+Flight.mp4
Highlights:
12:35 in.^
12:53 in.^
13:20 in.
16:11/16:31 in.^
18:26 in.^
19:55 in.^
20:41 in.
The only thing missing in the end credits of Steve's film, was a "Music by Walter Murphy" credit.
(NtM: 4:05, 7:56, 9:53, 10:28, 11:58)
"The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/embed/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/12%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S12E03+The+Enlightenment+of+Ragi-Baba.mp4
Highlights:
7:28 in.^
11:54 in.
14:48/15:41/20:25 in.^
Missed joke: When we see Roger in the SUV in the opening credits, he should have continued vomiting.
"Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
By: Joel McNeely
https://archive.org/embed/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/12%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S12E04+Portrait+of+Francine's+Genitals.mp4
Highlights:
2:05 in.^
3:07 in.^
4:09 in. Short transition cue.^
4:24 in.
6:35 in.^
7:47 in.^
10:29/11:06 in.
12:58 in. Short transition cue.^
14:46/15:14 in.^
19:31 in. Short transition cue.^
20:44 in.^
(NtM: 19:55)
"Bahama Mama"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/embed/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/12%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S12E05+Bahama+Mama.mp4
Highlights:
0:00 in.^
18:22 in.^
19:33 in. Soft cue with strings and a flute.
Roger as a "Baywatch" female star, is still better looking than nuBruce Jenner.
(NtM: 2:26)
"Roger's Baby"
By: Walter Murphy
https://archive.org/embed/desenhos_20200331/American+Dad+%5B2005+-+2020%5D/12%C2%AA+Temporada/American+Dad+S12E06+Roger's+Baby.mp4
Highlights:
5:11 in.^
16:08 in.^
(NtM: 0:00, 1:11, 8:21, 20:38 / 5:36/gif)
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