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LOG IN Forgot Login? Register General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board Search Terms:  Search Within:  topics posts since 2019 2018 posts 2017 posts 2016 posts 2015 posts 2014 posts 2013 posts 2012 posts 2011 posts 2010 posts 2009 posts 2008 posts 2007 posts 2006 posts 2005 posts 2004 posts 2003 posts 2002 posts 2001 posts 2000 posts users  search tips  You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2      Non-Film Score Discussion: The Formula For Creating Your "Pornstar" Name     1 2    NEXT   LAST   Last Post   Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 6:23 AM     By:   Adam.   (Member) I read somewhere that the way you make your pornstar name (if you're inclined to get into that business) is to combine your first dog's name with the name of the street you live on. My first dog was named DUSTY. I live on VANDERBILT Circle. So my pornstar name would be DUSTY VANDERBILT. What's yours?    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 6:24 AM     By:   The Mutant   (Member) Nubbins Dalhousie ..... Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 6:27 AM     By:   CinemaScope   (Member) It doesn't really work if you've never had any pets.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 7:21 AM     By:   Thor   (Member) It doesn't really work if you've never had any pets. Indeed. I never had a pet per se, but I had an aquarium as a kid, and I remember we used to call one of the fish "Tore". The name of my current street is called Pilestredet. Tore Pilestredet? Nah. In Norwegian, the word "street" or similar is usually PART of the street name itself, so it doesn't really work over here. Oh well....    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 9:46 AM     By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member) I always heard that it was the name of your first dog and the street you lived on at the time (rather than current street). Using that, my porn name would be: Dinky-Boo Young (Settling in...waiting for the usual suspects to crack wise...)    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 10:04 AM     By:   Marko   (Member) Muffin Duvall.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 10:31 AM     By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member) I always heard that it was the name of your first dog and the street you lived on at the time (rather than current street). Using that, my porn name would be: Dinky-Boo Young (Settling in...waiting for the usual suspects to crack wise...) Awwwwwwwwww. Ain't that cute. Hahaha.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 11:13 AM     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member) Look at the names that resulted and you will realize that this is the formula to create your drag queen name. At least that's how I learned it about 12 years ago. I learned that the formula for your porn name is Your middle name + Name of the first toy you remember getting    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 11:15 AM     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member) Which means that my drag queen name (what you would call my porn name) is Ethel Marchmont Yeah, lame.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 12:21 PM     By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member) Which means that my drag queen name (what you would call my porn name) is Ethel Marchmont Yeah, lame. Your middle name is Ethel? And your first toy was Marchmont?    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 12:37 PM     By:   PhiladelphiaSon   (Member) Formula according to DavidinBerkley: Porn Name = Martin Top Drag Queen Name = Mitzi Tulip    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 12:56 PM     By:   Odlicno   (Member) Jet Lodge    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 1:09 PM     By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member) Which means that my drag queen name (what you would call my porn name) is Ethel Marchmont Yeah, lame. Hell, there are dozens of 'Marchmont' roads, drives, etc. in Edinburgh.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 1:15 PM     By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member) What if you've had cats instead of dogs? My first cat I could never decide on a name for. It was going to be 'Hatshepsut' but that didn't entirely suit her personality, so I thought about 'MacPuss'. I never did decide. T.S. Elliot says each cat has its own unknown 'ineffable' name that only it answers to anyway. Hatshepsut Antrim. Antrim MacPuss. It doesn't work, does it? First Toys? That's a LONG time ago. Windup-Fireman MacPuss? Hatshepsut Triang-Hornby? It is fortunate that I never envisaged a career in such profession.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 1:17 PM     By:   drivingmissdaisy   (Member) Ah mine would be Mittens Rosewood. That is the STUPIDEST porn name. I also heard you should use the street you grew up on, so that would be Mittens North, like Peter North...strange isn't it.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 1:35 PM     By:   Adam.   (Member) I learned that the formula for your porn name is Your middle name + Name of the first toy you remember getting If that is the formula, then my name would be STEWART MATCHBOX.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 1:51 PM     By:   Thor   (Member) Christ, why do these things have to be so difficult? First toy I got? Who the hell remembers that stuff?    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 2:00 PM     By:   Sigerson Holmes   (Member) Rock Riverside. (That's right, I never had any pets. But I made myself a pet rock once.) Get in line, ladies.    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 2:04 PM     By:   Michael24   (Member) One of the most common ones I've seen is the name of your first pet (in general; not a specific pet) and the name of the street you grew up on. In that case, my name would be "George Francis."    Posted:   May 21, 2010 - 2:08 PM     By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member) Christ, why do these things have to be so difficult? First toy I got? Who the hell remembers that stuff? Hope it wasn't a Barbie.     Non-Film Score Discussion: The Formula For Creating Your "Pornstar" Name    < 1 2  > >>  Go to page:  1 2   First Post    General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2

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