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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
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Jan 2, 2014 - 1:41 PM
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jackfu
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You might have to be from the rural South (USA) to get these:
What has 102 legs and 6 teeth? Front row at a Merle Haggard concert.
“My wife says I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime”.
A recently-widowed older lady decides to take up fishing for a hobby. She goes to a local bait and tackle store and is mildly surprised to find the proprietor is blind. She asks his advice for what to buy to start her new hobby. He reaches behind the counter, feels around and produces a nice rod and reel saying; “This is a good starter and it’s only $29.95”. He repeats the process and shows her a tackle box stocked with a good supply of lures, hooks, sinkers, etc. “This will get you going and it’s $39.95. With taxes that’ll be $73.40, ma’am.” Very impressed she asks; ”No offense intended but how were you able to find those items so quickly?” He replies; “Well it’s like they say, other senses such as hearing, smell, feel, can often compensate for a lack of eyesight.” “That’s amazing!” she says. She accidently drops her wallet to the floor and upon bending over to retrieve it she passes gas quite audibly. Slightly embarrassed and hoping he didn’t notice, she counts out $75. “Sorry ma’am”, but you’re a little short. That’ll be $137.87.” “But you just said ‘$73.40’!” she protests. He replies; “That was before you added the $49.95 duck call and the $7.95 catfish bait.”
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My aunt coming out of the beauty parlor.
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