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 Posted:   Aug 25, 2014 - 12:12 PM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

nursey aint my real name. Its Bernard!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 25, 2014 - 8:38 PM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

You brought up an unexpected issue that is close to my heart, Joan.
All my life I've been called "Krissy'" "Kris Kringle" "Topher" "Kinsingburg" and a number of other mutations of my real name. That just seems to me to be so common in life. People automatically mock your name, and are offended when their name is also mocked.
I have a dear friend named Jay Cluck.
You might imagine what he's gone through his entire life.
When he met and married Joan Templeton, he changed his name to Jay Templeton.
Can anybody blame him?
I can imagine that as much as she loves him, Joan put her foot down on being named Joan Cluck for the rest of her life!
Anyway, yesterday a guy who looks a lot like Tom Hanks but speaks in a funny accent taught me how to retrieve quarters from the hand carts here at the airport, so I'm finally eating again.
HELLOOOOO, DOGBELLE! I'll give you steaks for a year if you'll get me outta here!

big grin


 
 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2014 - 12:12 AM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

Yeah joany - whats going on, car is still dirty, hedge still needs trimming, no sign of my box set and poor old Chris. kringle Kingsingburg still at the airport??!!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2014 - 12:57 AM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

Bill Carson…can YOU put me up at your place?
C'MON, Man!
I really need to take a bath, and I'm fed up with McDonalds dollar burgers.

It's very clear that Joan won't rescue me, and Dogbelle is only interested in his next can of Alpo.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2014 - 2:13 AM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

Somewhere in atlanta ive got a distant relative, is that any good to you??

 
 Posted:   Aug 26, 2014 - 7:55 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

ok
it's Alpo for everyone.
it's tallguys house.

so hop a plane, then knock on his door.
p.s.
I do not drive
so I cannot make to the airport, to pick you up.

sorry.

 
 Posted:   Aug 27, 2014 - 1:33 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

A six-year-old rhetorical post turns into a 45-reply thread.

Only here. big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 27, 2014 - 3:15 PM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

But DiB, its been fun.
Apart from chris.
Who joan abandoned at the airport!

 
 Posted:   Aug 27, 2014 - 7:14 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)


I am reading through this whole thread again and cracking up. It's a great release after a mega-crappy day. It could be the wine - who knows. Imagine, all this hilarity emanating from a thread originated in 2008!! Keep it rolling!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 27, 2014 - 7:38 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

"Keep it rolling."

Oh, the things that keep us entertained. I was sort of thinking about holding a funeral for this thread. I still can't believe that I didn't notice the original date of the first post.

 
 Posted:   Aug 27, 2014 - 7:51 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

"Keep it rolling."

Oh, the things that keep us entertained. I was sort of thinking about holding a funeral for this thread. I still can't believe that I didn't notice the original date of the first post.


joan, in all honesty that is one of the things I was laughing about. You and I know why I resurrected this thread and the irony as to who started it. I have found the humor I had lost last week by re-reading this thread. What's even funnier is that I came home to a sample of dog food (food, not pooh) in my mailbox today. No, it isn't Alpo but a sample of Cesar Savory Delights. Is that irony or what. Dogbell, what is your address so I can send you the Cesar Savory Delights?

P.S. - My cats are getting nervous with the dog food in the house!

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 28, 2014 - 12:01 AM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

I imagined that a whole host of posters from all over the world would list all the jobs they wanted done by joan and we would end up with a mad and wacky lists of tasks - which woulda been funny on its own. But no. only chris and dogbelle were on my twisted wavelength and my wacky zany list never happened.
Feel badly let down, frankly. And worse, hedge still looks like Farrah Fawcett-Majors went through it backwards and poor Chris has turned into Tom Hanks at the terminal.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 28, 2014 - 12:02 AM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

Annoying double post which you dont have to read.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 28, 2014 - 8:40 AM   
 By:   Christopher Kinsinger   (Member)

…and I'm STILL at the terminal, Bill!
No ride in sight...

 
 Posted:   Aug 28, 2014 - 11:11 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dEQTOz9BUU

there is hope after all

 
 Posted:   Aug 29, 2014 - 4:26 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Joan,

I saw this in a parking lot and thought of you.

So, how is the weather in Nevada?

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 29, 2014 - 8:11 PM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

Hey Adam, I have got to get a flight to Nevada and track down that license plate. How cool!!

 
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