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nursey aint my real name. Its Bernard!
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You brought up an unexpected issue that is close to my heart, Joan. All my life I've been called "Krissy'" "Kris Kringle" "Topher" "Kinsingburg" and a number of other mutations of my real name. That just seems to me to be so common in life. People automatically mock your name, and are offended when their name is also mocked. I have a dear friend named Jay Cluck. You might imagine what he's gone through his entire life. When he met and married Joan Templeton, he changed his name to Jay Templeton. Can anybody blame him? I can imagine that as much as she loves him, Joan put her foot down on being named Joan Cluck for the rest of her life! Anyway, yesterday a guy who looks a lot like Tom Hanks but speaks in a funny accent taught me how to retrieve quarters from the hand carts here at the airport, so I'm finally eating again. HELLOOOOO, DOGBELLE! I'll give you steaks for a year if you'll get me outta here!
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Yeah joany - whats going on, car is still dirty, hedge still needs trimming, no sign of my box set and poor old Chris. kringle Kingsingburg still at the airport??!!
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Bill Carson…can YOU put me up at your place? C'MON, Man! I really need to take a bath, and I'm fed up with McDonalds dollar burgers. It's very clear that Joan won't rescue me, and Dogbelle is only interested in his next can of Alpo.
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Somewhere in atlanta ive got a distant relative, is that any good to you??
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A six-year-old rhetorical post turns into a 45-reply thread. Only here.
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But DiB, its been fun. Apart from chris. Who joan abandoned at the airport!
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I imagined that a whole host of posters from all over the world would list all the jobs they wanted done by joan and we would end up with a mad and wacky lists of tasks - which woulda been funny on its own. But no. only chris and dogbelle were on my twisted wavelength and my wacky zany list never happened. Feel badly let down, frankly. And worse, hedge still looks like Farrah Fawcett-Majors went through it backwards and poor Chris has turned into Tom Hanks at the terminal.
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Annoying double post which you dont have to read.
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…and I'm STILL at the terminal, Bill! No ride in sight...
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